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why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? :D
Involuntary reflex to get the lashes to go a certain way before coating.

why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
DDA regulation. (Little One was right. :) )

why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Survival Instinct
can you blow a balloon up under water?
Maybe with canned air....

why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
The reasoning is if there is a penalty assessed, you're learn.

I kissed a girl once. Does that make me a boy, too? :p
Disney has that movie way before Stonewall. :rose:
The same question is relevant to my interests.
You're not a boy.....:kiss:


Any more questions?
 
Involuntary reflex to get the lashes to go a certain way before coating.

DDA regulation. (Little One was right. :) )


Survival Instinct
Maybe with canned air....

The reasoning is if there is a penalty assessed, you're learn.


Disney has that movie way before Stonewall. :rose:
You're not a boy.....:kiss:


Any more questions?

sure:

why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
 
Dear Fairy Godmother,

I'm hungry. Please send the GA's arse on a silver platter.

I promise to take extra-special care of it. 😈

NOM
 
why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
It's required by the FDA because it's a dairy product. It does expire meaning it does eventually separate and becomes nastier than what you want.

did adam and eve have navels?
No because they were not born. Yet their offspring did because they had umbilical cords.

what's the opposite of opposite?
Same. The opposite is same.
 
It's required by the FDA because it's a dairy product. It does expire meaning it does eventually separate and becomes nastier than what you want.

No because they were not born. Yet their offspring did because they had umbilical cords.


Same. The opposite is same.

what's the FDA?
 
what's the FDA?

The Food and Drug Administration. A federal agency of the US Department of Health and Human Services, one of the US federal executive departments. Responsible for protection the health of the public.
 
Alright, sexy nerds, what is your opinion on the advantage system in 5th edition dungeons and dragons? Do you prefer 5th to Pathfinder?

Advantage system...like it.

Never played Pathfinder.
 
Heeey sexy nerds! Can someone make up a song for the chemical composition of the human body?
 
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