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[Bjerget]

Alright, sexy nerds, what is your opinion on the advantage system in 5th edition dungeons and dragons? Do you prefer 5th to Pathfinder?

Sorry, give me 3.5 any day

 

[Bjerget]

Follow up: do you find spellcasters a hasssle to play?

In tabletop yes, in Neverwinter Nights, no they're the best!!

 

[Bjerget]

*I'm going to take this opportunity to quit lurking and start participating*

If you're anything like me, you constantly have 3 projects going at one time. Or, at least, 3 things you REALLY want to start.

What are your 3 things? (A vague answer: if you don't want to share your vanilla world)

I'm writing two separate stories at the moment. My third "project" is going back to Kenpo karate. I will start next week, I believe (if I get paid in time)!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

 

[Bjerget]

why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I have never worn mascara, so I will leave this one for someone else. Ladies? Any ideas?

why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

They were manufactured at the same plant and due to ISO standards, all atms are required to be accessible, regardless where they will be placed.

why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

How can you be certain that some of them don't?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=87072690&postcount=13

 

[geronimo_appleby]

can you blow a balloon up under water?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Shiva!

GA! Good lord!

Lunation, look! It's aliiive!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Shiva!

GA! Good lord!

Lunation, look! It's aliiive!

you asked, you got.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*I'm going to take this opportunity to quit lurking and start participating*

If you're anything like me, you constantly have 3 projects going at one time. Or, at least, 3 things you REALLY want to start.

What are your 3 things? (A vague answer: if you don't want to share your vanilla world)

I missed this earlier - very sorry, and welcome to the thread.

Good question! I will have to think about my answer and get back to you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you asked, you got.

You always make me smile.

(c*nt)

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You always make me smile.

(c*nt)

you can say cunt, i won't take offence.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you can say cunt, i won't take offence.

Oh, I said it in my head. More than once.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Oh, I said it in my head. More than once.

https://martinmorblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/cunt-cunt-cunt-cunt-cunt-3.png

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Catchy!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Catchy!

british accents:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

british accents:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q

I'll have to watch it after my morning nap, I'm going back to sleep.

Good to have you around these parts again (even if you are a pain in the ass).

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'll have to watch it after my morning nap, I'm going back to sleep.

Good to have you around these parts again (even if you are a pain in the ass).

i gots stuff to do.

laterz.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

...He was a boy. It shows at the end of the movie that a girl deer kisses him...

I kissed a girl once. Does that make me a boy, too?

 

[Bjerget]

I kissed a girl once. Does that make me a boy, too?

The same question is relevant to my interests.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The same question is relevant to my interests.

You are not a boy. I'm pretty sure of it.