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Ask A Porn Shop Retail Associate Anything
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God no. I'm gagging just thinking about it.
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I thought we were talking about eating the food, not fucking it.
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Give me the sun-warmed watermelon to go!
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A girl I dated years ago used to work at "Airborne for Men" which was an adult store.
She got so tired of guys-and some girls-thinking that because she worked there she was some kind of sex crazed maniac she had a t-shirt made that said, "Just because I work here does not mean I want to fuck you"
I used to come down and hang with her on nights she closed alone because the crowd in those places gets pretty damn weird late at night
She got so tired of guys-and some girls-thinking that because she worked there she was some kind of sex crazed maniac she had a t-shirt made that said, "Just because I work here does not mean I want to fuck you"
I used to come down and hang with her on nights she closed alone because the crowd in those places gets pretty damn weird late at night
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What is the best adhesive for gluing a vibe housing back together if a part has cracked off from it dropping on the floor?
Stop buying cheap vibrators.
Once you get some German engineering up in your pussy, you'll never go back.
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Its an eroscillator, not cheap. It was the tol at the time, one step down from the gold plated one. Plus it's a gift toy. Cracked off part of the bottom base. I was thinking maybe food cement or Rhino glue which is supposed to be non toxic and dishwasher safe?
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I find this hilarious. The only way it would be funnier is if you were in an adult store explaining to the clerk " I broke my eroscillator can I glue it?" What a visual lol.
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Isn't this the purpose of the thread?
The worse of it is that I haven't really used it but not supposed to break gifts.
Glad you are amused
It's hard playing the straight man all the time and no one getting it 
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Isn't this the purpose of the thread?
The worse of it is that I haven't really used it but not supposed to break gifts.
Glad you are amused
I'm often amused by what transpires on here. Though I seldom comment on it, preferring to snicker from my balcony.
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when do I know when its just a rash or when I gotta go to the dr
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Fahrvergnügen
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When your genitals fall off.
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Stronic?
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The 3Doodler is essentially a plastic welder. Do you know anybody that has one?
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I will ask around but it's probably overkill for this project. I could use superglue if I wasn't banned from using it
The 3Doodler is so cool, it would have been a great gift for B...
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I've never tried to repair a vibe. I always thought that even the tiniest crack would harbor bacteria and such. And now that we share cleanliness is a big issue.
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Have you tried contacting the company? Maybe they would sell you just the case or part of the case that broke.
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That's a good idea. Some of the high-end products have replacement procedures to.
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Some manufacturers stand behind their products even if it is a user error that caused the issue.
I scratched the fuck out of my Bolle sunglasses. I sent them to be serviced and expected them to call me for a credit card to pay for the new lenses. When the nice lady called she told me it was a manufacturing defect and would be replaced at no charge. That was not the case and I explained what happened again. They did not want my money.
Customer for life.
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Good idea, I will call them. Thanks! I had a Kelty pack whose zippers needed repair after living with my friends for 10 yrs in Nepal, it was all faded from the sun and everything, and Kelty repaired no questions asked. Also, my old LLbean parka was repaired that way and my Mont Blanc pen. Coach bags used to do that, but now they don't.
It's very washable, and the chip/break is far away from the action part, about 14 inches.
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I will ask around but it's probably overkill for this project. I could use superglue if I wasn't banned from using it
The 3Doodler is so cool, it would have been a great gift for B...
I got one for Christmas, but haven't used it yet. I wanted to do some models with it. I'm trying to finish loose ends from last year before I start anything new.
I've taken Lit to Real Life over 30 times. I never saw the need with Byron because I believed he was ubiquitous and eternal, and I took him for granted. I really should have reached out to him and got to know him better.
We have an eroscillator also. The more I think about it, I'm pretty sure they'd send a new part.
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