Ask a hot chick anything

[Ekserb]

I'm toying with the idea of a weekly podcast consisting of interviews with the hottest girls I can find in Miami. I'd ask a list of questions (deviating to get more detail when appropriate) and then edit each session down to about five minutes for the final version.

Guys and girls, submit your suggestions for the list. Nothing is taboo, and assume nothing about the girl being questioned.

Thanks in advance.

EDIT: Here's the list so far (check the rest of the thread to find out who suggested these questions):

1. Spell antidisestablishmentarianism.
2. Do you take credit for your looks or is it genetics?
3. What is the cheesiest pickup line that you have ever gone for?
4. Have you ever considered stripping?
5. Which of the following did you personally bring into popularity: the thong, ass tat, or belly button piercing?
6. Is anything you'd like to ask a man with a 12 inch cock?
7. Who did your operations?
8. Who holds your hair when you purge?
9. Did you graduate high school/college?

 

[Lorali82]

This is just an excuse to talk to hot girls, isn't it?

 

[Ekserb]

This is just an excuse to talk to hot girls, isn't it?

Shhhhhhh!!! Goddammit!

 

[monique1971]

I can't wait for the day when one of Miami's Hottest Girls says that she gives thanks to God for her clear skin, flat tummy and perky breasts, All Things Are Possible with Him, Thank You Jesus!!! !!!!!!!!

and Ekserb flies into a rage and berates her for her backwards, irrational beliefs until she's in tears.

That's going to be some damn good listening.

 

[Ekserb]

I can't wait for the day when one of Miami's Hottest Girls says that she gives thanks to God for her clear skin, flat tummy and perky breasts, All Things Are Possible with Him, Thank You Jesus!!! !!!!!!!!

and Ekserb flies into a rage and berates her for her backwards, irrational beliefs until she's in tears.

That's going to be some damn good listening.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Lorali82]

I can't wait for the day when one of Miami's Hottest Girls says that she gives thanks to God for her clear skin, flat tummy and perky breasts, All Things Are Possible with Him, Thank You Jesus!!! !!!!!!!!

and Ekserb flies into a rage and berates her for her backwards, irrational beliefs until she's in tears.

That's going to be some damn good listening.

Hilarious.

 

[bluebell]

Didn't learn that one in third grade

Ask them to spell the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" and see what happens next.

 

[goodshot.ohf]

I'm toying with the idea of a weekly podcast consisting of interviews with the hottest girls I can find in Miami. I'd ask a list of questions (deviating to get more detail when appropriate) and then edit each session down to about five minutes for the final version.

Guys and girls, submit your suggestions for the list. Nothing is taboo, and assume nothing about the girl being questioned.

Thanks in advance.

ask them why they had sex with me ....cause im sure they all have...

no seriously...we all wanna know how hot chicks think (and sometimes we wonder if they think at all) so here are a few suggestions

)- Do you take credit for your looks or is it genetics? (then get her mom's phone number if she says its genetics) if she says its all her working out and eating right...then let her explain as you fall asleep listening to her...

)- What is the cheesiest pickup line that you have ever gone for? (then edit it out and send me the clip..it will be our little secret)

)- Have you ever considered stripping? (this is one of those that you just get to have fun with following up on...how much is a lap dance....is it worth that much...prove it, show me..etc etc)

)- Which of the following did you personally bring into popularity: the thong, ass tat, or belly button piercing? (i just think its funny that all hot chicks claim to have started at least one of those trends...)

)- Ask her if there is anything she'd like to ask a man who had a 12 inch cock....then when she comes up with a question....drumroll.....start answering her with a straight face...(odds are she won't get the joke...but then again she won't exactly understand any of this....thats why your saving it for us who will appreciate it right?)

..**** stuff having girls act interested in you because you have a camera...but you might want to not tell them its a podcast(as they won't understand that either) just tell them your from a show that is seen all over the world...

I assume your intent is to ask personal type stuff...but you might be better off asking more trivial type stuff that leads their minds towards the topic of choice....

(like ask how many wives an emperor had...then go on to ask her if she'd be interested in an orgy like that...of course you'd have to ask them some simple stuff first...to get their courage up ....then edit out all the boring stuff later)

oh, and finally, you will run across some girls that do catch on......you will want to get to know those.....i'd prefer brains over a perfect body....hands down..

 

[Lorali82]

Out of curiosity, where are you going to go looking for these hot chicks? Are you going to stick to the ones in bikinis on the beach or roller blading in spandex on the boardwalk or will you venture into little out-of-the-way coffee joints and look for hot chicks in business attire on laptops as well?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I'm toying with the idea of a weekly podcast consisting of interviews with the hottest girls I can find in Miami. I'd ask a list of questions (deviating to get more detail when appropriate) and then edit each session down to about five minutes for the final version.

Guys and girls, submit your suggestions for the list. Nothing is taboo, and assume nothing about the girl being questioned.

Thanks in advance.

who did their operations
who did their 'operation'

lets see here what other horrible questions can I think of
do they listen to linkin park with razor blades
who holds their hair when they purge
ummm
why they're even bothering with a guy asking question
their phone number
did they legitmatly graduate

meh
I'm done
to lazy to think up more
plus I should really be doing my VLSM assignment -.-

 

[Ekserb]

Ask them to spell the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" and see what happens next.

I'll make sure to stand back before their head explodes.

 

[Ekserb]

oh, and finally, you will run across some girls that do catch on......you will want to get to know those.....i'd prefer brains over a perfect body....hands down..

The girls I'm going to target are not likely to have even the slightest clue.

 

[Ekserb]

Out of curiosity, where are you going to go looking for these hot chicks? Are you going to stick to the ones in bikinis on the beach or roller blading in spandex on the boardwalk or will you venture into little out-of-the-way coffee joints and look for hot chicks in business attire on laptops as well?

I was thinking of the night club scene on South Beach. Too noisy inside the clubs (and I'd be less likely to get any kind of recording gear inside), but lots of people on the streets after 11PM. I was out there a few nights ago and walked into a pizza place to use the ATM and there were three gorgeous girls sitting in the window eating dinner. They were probably a little buzzed and would be appropriately open to a few provocative questions.

The beach, while providing plenty of opportunities to look at almost-naked girls, isn't really the best place to have a conversation about sexual topics. Too many onlookers around. I'd want someplace a little more private, but public enough to not seem trapped or confined. Just very casual.

The coffee joint idea seems good, as long as I could get a bit of privacy. I would love to interview a girl in business attire on her lunch break, but SoBe isn't known for that kind of business crowd. Maybe downtown Miami.

 

[monique1971]

Since it's all basically a ploy to get laid anyway, it hardly matters, but this is a stupid idea. Just because a girl is hot doesn't mean she has anything interesting to say. Why not do a calendar or something where guys can look at the women? The whole point of a hot girl is what she looks like, not what she says.

If you're going to be a shallow asshole who objectifies women, at least do it the right way.

 

[Ekserb]

Since it's all basically a ploy to get laid anyway, it hardly matters, but this is a stupid idea. Just because a girl is hot doesn't mean she has anything interesting to say. Why not do a calendar or something where guys can look at the women? The whole point of a hot girl is what she looks like, not what she says.

If you're going to be a shallow asshole who objectifies women, at least do it the right way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I fully expect that these women will have nothing interesting to say. I'm not thinking of doing it to objectify women, nor would I do it to "get laid." I'm thinking it would be entertaining to hear the responses, pure and simple.

If anyone here is thinking of using this ploy to get laid, it's goodshot.ohf. Look at the questions he suggested.

 

[monique1971]

Why would it be entertaining to hear a hot girl talk? They're meant to be looked at, not heard.

Edit: I do see the entertainment value, but I imagine that you and I would have different definitions of "entertainment" in this context.

Oh, and there's nothing wrong with ploys to get laid. This is how the human race perpetuates itself, more's the pity.

 

[Lorali82]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I fully expect that these women will have nothing interesting to say. I'm not thinking of doing it to objectify women, nor would I do it to "get laid." I'm thinking it would be entertaining to hear the responses, pure and simple.

If anyone here is thinking of using this ploy to get laid, it's goodshot.ohf. Look at the questions he suggested.

It probably would be fairly entertaining to hear what they have to say. I watch Miss America purely for the Q & A portion.

 

[Ekserb]

It probably would be fairly entertaining to hear what they have to say. I watch Miss America purely for the Q & A portion.

Should I add "If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?" to the list and see how many say "world peace" and how many ask for a new iPod?

 

[goodshot.ohf]

If anyone here is thinking of using this ploy to get laid, it's goodshot.ohf. Look at the questions he suggested.

...I'm pretty sure I was just being funny...being funny tends to be a good ploy though....so ..maybe your right?

now im confused.....i mean ..none of those questions would have ever gotten me laid...(not that ive tried..)



do you want to ask them real questions like...how should the u.s. pull out of iraq..

or more like...if you had to give up your ipod or your blackberry (for like..a week!)...which would you choose?

maybe ask them about the latest celeb gossip...like did you see what color brit's panties were at the club last night?

or maybe..more socio-politically relevant stuff..like ethics in congress...can we really have oversight by the same guys who attach earmarks to their legislation to ensure re-election?

or is it wrong to fire a teacher for painting with his ass and genitals (on his own time of course....not in art class)



....did you see that up there...i said "pull out" hehe

ok..the title of the thread is ask a hot chick anything....and i think thats obvious...
wanna fuck?

(its all a joke i swear..please don't be offended...im really not an asshole....but maybe it would make good tv?.....even that last question...when she slaps me...that'd be fun to watch right?)

 

[Galene]

The girls I'm going to target are not likely to have even the slightest clue.

I don't get it. Are you saying here that you'll be interviewing only the brainless? What for?

 

[Ekserb]

I don't get it. Are you saying here that you'll be interviewing only the brainless? What for?

Ever seen those old movies of two steam locomotives crashing head-on in front of an eager audience? Same reason.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I don't get it. Are you saying here that you'll be interviewing only the brainless? What for?

you ever hear what some plastic'd up 'personal secretary' has to say?
it can be very funny sometimes.

 

[monique1971]

You guys talk a good game, but the irony chip in men malfunctions in proximity to a hot girl.

 

[Galene]

You guys talk a good game, but the irony chip in men malfunctions in proximity to a hot girl.

Personally I'm more interested to hear brilliant people answering simple questions.

 

[Ekserb]

Personally I'm more interested to hear brilliant people answering simple questions.

Simple questions are a dime a dozen, but brilliant people are harder to find.