Asian Female Sex Squeeling?????

Sparky Kronkite

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Kind of like fucking a gerbal.

Guys? Does this turn you on?

Or would you gag'em as I would?
 
Sparky, do you get up every morning and look in the mirror saying "what is the most obnoxious thread I can start today?"
 
Sadly I have never been with an asian woman...... wheres Dee_Cole when you need him? He's "up" on all the attributes of the various races!

Sparky........ what the fuck are you talking about :confused:???????
 
Sparky - I'll choose gag for $100. Although probably I just wouldn't bed one in the first place.

Cheyenne - I expect he sets his subconcious on the task overnight, these things can't be spur of the moment, they have to be premeditated.
 
Has this anything to do with Malaysians? If it has there are at least 2 people on the BB who would appreciate more info.
 
I have little but some RL experience with this....

American born, bred and raised women - tend to act and make love like most American women.

But purely Asian women - they squeel - it's indescribable in words. Hi pitched squeeling - eeeeeeeee!

I mean, all woman are physically attractive to me - and I certainly would not shun the advances of such an Asian female - but the squeeling?

It's got to go.

And yes Chey - I look at it as some sort of Art form.
 
Nope.

This was spur of the moment - as most Sparky Spew is - this is what makes me.....

Uber Oz.
 
Just a thought...

earplugs...maybe????? Then she could squeal and you don't have to listen...:p
 
Again, ZERO EXPERIENCE in that realm Spark.

I will however say this, although in general I find asian women highly attractive and desirable.... there is one notable exception.

Phillipino women..... esthetically they could grab my full and complete attention. But that accent when they speak english AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH! I would rather chew tinfoil while listening to nails being run down a chalk board. My cousin is married to a woman from the Phillipines. She's beautiful, articulate, intelligent, witty and has a heart of gold. But I can't listen to her voice for more than five minutes without being ready to snap!

I wonder if you're observation is not related to their "mother tongue"?
 
Someone has to give definitions. Otherwise we wouldn't know what things mean. Blessed be.
 
I agree thats kind of offensive. but any noise in bed is fine by me. unless its really high pitched and distracted from the act. that i wouldnt like much
 
So if the word Asian was replaced with the word "some,"....

And the references to females were changed to males......

The thread would be less offensive?

Pretty damn PC around here for such a proud Free Speach zone?

Againg stupid human tricks - on the mind.
 
Re: So if the word Asian was replaced with the word

Sparky Kronkite said:
And the references to females were changed to males......

The thread would be less offensive?

No.

Actually, I take that back. If you said either some females or some males, it would be improved as it wouldn't be a stereotype of any one particular complete group.

The word "Asian" in there is what stereotypes and insults an entire group of people. And yes, I already know your theory about how being insulted is in the eye of the insulted, and it's not your fault they can't take a joke.


[Edited by Cheyenne on 03-27-2001 at 07:13 AM]
 
This sounds like the......

cliche' that it is but.........

I have many Asian and Asian decentant friends - after all I do live and work in "the melting pot" of the globe - NYC.

Fact is my best buddy (but he lives in Atlanta) is a Jap.

Now - you might ask, "do you Spark, call him Jap to his face?" Answer: "Of course I do - all in the context of relative humor."

He affectionatley calls me WASP-Boy.

Is saying out loud, "Asian's have almond eyes." Or saying that, "Afro-American Blacks (which in itself can be construed as offensive by some) have skin colors like the varieties of chocolate," offensive?

How about, "Eskimos mostly live in Alaska and up toward the North Pole?"

Now, how about - "Asian women tend to squeal when the make love."

How about, "Asian women tend to squeal like rodents when the fuck?"

What the fuck is the difference? I'll tell you......

It's how "you" perceive it - how the words, what the words mean to you - in your mind - that's what matters. To you! It's your meaning, your interpretation - that matters. It's your self-centered ideals that matter. It's "you" that matters. It's "all you" - it's not about Asians, or Eskimos or Blacks at all.

It's all about you.

And your inate bigotry. A bigotry that we all have.
 
Yes

Where's my link when I need it? Damn ...

The death of the Author indeed. Long live the author!
 
Re: Re: This sounds like the......

CelestialBody said:
[It's a matter of personal habit-not a cultural identity.

Who mentioned cultural identity?
 
You're conflating the ethnic (for want of a better word) origin of the women to whom Sparky refers with cultural aspects which don't have any bearing on the matter. Please don't. There's really no need.
 
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