Asahi to you. (I say hi to you.) That's Japenese you dolts.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Wilting heart words

In triplet lines of three

The Haikuist writes

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ahnyounghasehyo
Nanun "haikuist" upsu
Neh "stories" choah

 

[Azwed]

Damn linguists.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Km - you do know how to turn me on!

Might yours be sideways as well?

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know it, baby.




*whispers to Azwed* Sideways? WTF is he talking about?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

God I love.....

Whoreizontal snatch!

 

[Azwed]

No one ever knows what he is talking about

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ooooohhhhhh....

*smiles brightly in the vain hope that everyone will think she knows whats going on*

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

KM does - shes well read damn it!

And any Jar Head worth his spit shines does too.....

Horizontal pussy! The crease is right to left. On plane with the floor. Perpendicular to the wall.

Get it? Japanese pussy.

An old tasteless joke of yore.

 

[Problem Child]

I may be a dolt, but I know there are only two "e's" in Japanese.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I never claimed to be a spellor.....

In fact to the contrary.....

I make better use of my mind.

Spelling is only an indication of memory or torture.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Spelling is indicitive of an ability to think beyond oneself.

I get it now.

Nah, mine is red, white, blue,
Runs American
Creams true.

See, I can do haiku.

 

[Problem Child]

Giving you shit about your spelling is a surefire way to get under your skin.

What are you drinkin' tonight?

 

[KillerMuffin]

He's drinking Coors. Anything else, like gawd forbid Heineken, is too hard to spell.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nah. Everybody knows.

Marines and Seals drink the Silver Bullet.

For starters.

And......

Enders.

And in betweeners.

Around anything else they may have available.

And spelling is only for those who care.

 

[Problem Child]

Bud is easier to spell that Coors. Or maybe it's a tie since Coors has the duplicate "o".

Hmm...interesting philosophical question....

I'm about to start on my first Greyhound...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, you'd be fucked if you were in the Class 6 and you couldn't spell Coors. You might buy generic just because it was silver.

 

[Problem Child]

I think you care Sparky....I think you care a lot.

Otherwise you wouldn't keep talking about it.

For starters

and in-betweeners

and enders

I think you are secretly frustrated that you lost that Marine Corps spelling bee.


and the word you lost on was...


Japanese....

 

[Corporal Punishment]

Semper Fi, dude.

I'm a marine and I know how to spell.

Its Japinese.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey! That guy......

can write (and spell) Latin.

Cool!

 

[Problem Child]

The corporal needs to be article fifteen'ed and disciplined with a 12" purple strap-on.

No ham and motherfuckers for you, corporal.