As the Lit Turns...

[ntsu]

Auditions are now being held for As the LIT Turns. Available roles include, but are not limited to:

Love Interests...not necessarily advertising that they are looking for someone, but they make a connection with another member of LIT...

Obvious Players...they post to anyone of the opposite sex (or anyone whose AV appears to be of the opposite sex), send out the same PM message to multiple recipients and claim to be close to everyone...

Clueless Victim...most often a new member to LIT

Jealous Ex...they had their chance and now can't stand it that their Love Interest has found another...

Happy couples... must have broken up and reunited at least 3 times...

Devious Villains...unhappy souls who come to LIT in an attempt to spread their unhappiness to others...

Blatant Backstabbers...they become your friend with the sole purpose of using you against another LIT member; they seek out the Clueless Victims

Nosey Neighbors... those that can't mind their own business, they read through the posts and assume they know what is going on, sending PMs out whether they know the involved parties or not... (although I may write this role out of the script. I've really had my fill with that bunch lately.)

Phoney Phakes...those that use fake AVs and try to convince others that it's really them in the AV...

PM Phishers...most often Double Agents or Extras with low post counts...they send out random PM messages looking for a Clueless Victim to bite...

Double Agents...ALTs...they cruise through LIT undercover, sometimes with no ill-intent, sometimes with the purpose of setting another member up. Often an Obivious Player trying to hide their activity from a Clueless Victim they are playing.

Drama Queens... The woe is me I'm leaving LIT never to return. Male and female roles available.

Extras... lurkers...


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[done_got_old]

Auditions are now being held for As the LIT Turns. Available roles include, but are not limited to:

Love Interests...not necessarily advertising that they are looking for someone, but they make a connection with another member of LIT...

Obvious Players...they post to anyone of the opposite sex (or anyone whose AV appears to be of the opposite sex), send out the same PM message to multiple recipients and claim to be close to everyone...

Clueless Victim...most often a new member to LIT

Jealous Ex...they had their chance and now can't stand it that their Love Interest has found another...

Happy couples... must have broken up and reunited at least 3 times...

Devious Villains...unhappy souls who come to LIT in an attempt to spread their unhappiness to others...

Blatant Backstabbers...they become your friend with the sole purpose of using you against another LIT member; they seek out the Clueless Victims

Nosey Neighbors... those that can't mind their own business, they read through the posts and assume they know what is going on, sending PMs out whether they know the involved parties or not... (although I may write this role out of the script. I've really had my fill with that bunch lately.)

Phoney Phakes...those that use fake AVs and try to convince others that it's really them in the AV...

PM Phishers...most often Double Agents or Extras with low post counts...they send out random PM messages looking for a Clueless Victim to bite...

Double Agents...ALTs...they cruise through LIT undercover, sometimes with no ill-intent, sometimes with the purpose of setting another member up. Often an Obivious Player trying to hide their activity from a Clueless Victim they are playing.

Drama Queens... The woe is me I'm leaving LIT never to return. Male and female roles available.

Extras... lurkers...


Sign up now for your role. Production starts soon.

OMG, this is funny. I can think of a few who would be perfect.

I want to be a lurker........

 

[ntsu]

OMG, this is funny. I can think of a few who would be perfect.

I want to be a lurker........

can you think of any I left out?

 

[done_got_old]

No, I think you've got them all.

 

[sasebrats]

I agree with DGO there's a few that would play their role perfectly!

 

[ima6uldv8]

Sounds like fun. Don't know what role I should play, though.
DGO: Love your new sign!

 

[done_got_old]

Sounds like fun. Don't know what role I should play, though.
DGO: Love your new sign!

Thanks, but it's not new, I just haven't used this one in a while.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Don't know what role I should play, though.

that's what I was going to say... I wouldn't have any clue what part I should play. there are parts of a few different roles the describe me, and none in a good way.

 

[MidnightVixen]

hehe this is great..

BUT, I can think of one other player.. the one that thinks they are always right and post way too much about nothing. Not sure what to call 'em though...

HEY! don't be thinkin 'Vixen' not nice.....

 

[elizabeth22673]

lol this is funny. i can even laugh at myself for falling under one or more of those categories at one time *blushing*

 

[MidnightVixen]

lol this is funny. i can even laugh at myself for falling under one or more of those categories at one time *blushing*

I think all posters hit under one or two of those up there.. thats what a chat board is for No? Am I in the wrong place again * kicks dirt*

 

[Horns_Hold_the_Halo]

*giggles* I didn't think you were a fan of reality shows

 

[Sunnygrl]

oHHH...GOOD IDEA! I need a really good part!

 

[whspr]

Very damn clever!! I love it!!!

 

[Arden]

and so many descriptions are right on the money

 

[Horns_Hold_the_Halo]

hehe this is great..

BUT, I can think of one other player.. the one that thinks they are always right and post way too much about nothing. Not sure what to call 'em though...

HEY! don't be thinkin 'Vixen' not nice.....

How 'bout this:

Long-winded Blowhards...they consider themselves the ultimate expert on any/every topic. Their posts are lengthy with big words. I imagine these people talk to themselves in real life only because no one else wants to listen to their rants.

 

[Guest]

I'll audition, but not sure for which part..

I'm a great actress..

Did you mention the part of "Attention whore" I'd do well there..art imitating life and all that...

 

[ntsu]

How 'bout this:

Long-winded Blowhards...they consider themselves the ultimate expert on any/every topic. Their posts are lengthy with big words. I imagine these people talk to themselves in real life only because no one else wants to listen to their rants.

Awesome. How about a few more roles?

The Right Clickers...aka the Pic Collectors...usually men, ranging in age from the Young Horny Bastards to the Dirty Old Men...they search out profiles, submitting requests for additional pics. If they solicit a woman with an AMPic thread, the request is usually "Do you have any pics just for me?"

Condescending Hypocrite...they find it their mission in life to preach to others about their wrong doings while they in turn commit their own wrongs; chastising members for participating in LIT where they themselves are participating... yea you fucktard.

Did you mention the part of "Attention whore" I'd do well there..art imitating life and all that...

How did I forget that one?

 

[DLL]

how about the Gold Diggers and Sugar Daddys

i will play a role ...hmmm what one should I play..thinking...

 

[Sassyfrass]

how about the Gold Diggers and Sugar Daddys

i will play a role ...hmmm what one should I play..thinking...

Is there room for two of those in Lit Place ?

 

[ntsu]

Is there room for two of those in Lit Place ?

I actually was thinking of another role that might suit you better.

 

[Bacetti]

Okay...perhaps a new role...

The line/scene/moment recycler.

You know the type. You see the words you once spoke to each other being said to another. Fucking irritating as hell and you want to warn the 'another' about being taken in by pretty words...because they're just words to him/her. They do not mean what they appear to mean.

not that I know any of those. at all. *shakes head*

 

[Sassyfrass]

I actually was thinking of another role that might suit you better.

And just what was that ?

 

[vibes]

And just what was that ?

uhm, you sure seem to be sitting well ...

 

[Sassyfrass]

uhm, you sure seem to be sitting well ...

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