As I bow before the one true Creator

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I suppose it was inevitable with the large amount of pamphlets that are thrown at me and crosses waved at my face with the statements, "Back foul beast" that I would eventually consider a religion more mainstreamed and most importantly evangelical. And so it has come to pass. Recently while buying a bag of fresh goat blood at my local butchers I saw the sign. All of the chickens were arranged in the holy sigil Ogedra which according to the Russian translation of the Chinese version of the Holy Works is the mathematical proof of the All-mighty's existence. Confronted with such awe-inspiring truth of purpose, I turned all of my wordly possessions to a priest begging for spare change on the corner of Fifth and A (and with luck, I found one who had personally talked to he who is our Lord, Master, and occassional sex partner). I shall thus forth leave this board and devote my life to the word of He who is most praiseworthy.

Yes, my friends, I have seen the light and joined in its ranks to spread its word among the many heathens who threaten his name. With time and love, I hope everyone will accept as I have accepted the word of Cthulu, the Great Old One, as the only true holy word. All blessings be unto him and his undersea/transdimensional home/cage of R'lyeh.

Amen and farewell, heathen friends from the West Coast of the U.S.A.

 

[tolyk]

You're lucky you are in the Pacific time zone.. you just barely missed the cut off point..

 

[Belegon]

Luc, damn you, there you are...


now get back in here. We said we weren't going anywhere until we had each had one Mug Club Pint of each kind of beer and then we were going to walk around Seaport Village singing "Mr. Sandman." Now c'mon, the girls are waiting and we are about to start on the stouts.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I shall thus forth leave this board and devote my life to the word of He who is most praiseworthy.

You would abandon the heathens on this board? Who among heathens needs to hear the word of Cthulu more than those who frequent this place?

The pulpit is yours.

Peace.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Luc, damn you, there you are...


now get back in here. We said we weren't going anywhere until we had each had one Mug Club Pint of each kind of beer and then we were going to walk around Seaport Village singing "Mr. Sandman." Now c'mon, the girls are waiting and we are about to start on the stouts.

Oh I can still do that, this Lord and Master has much looser definitions of the word sin. In fact, he's 90% sure that it's a type of beverage. Thus drinks are mandatory in the search of sin to conquer.

 

[Op_Cit]

from a friend's T-Shirt:

"Cthulu Saves!
... so he can eat you later."

 

[Guest]

Oh For Fuck Sake!

what? now i have to file for unemployment? you bastard! it clearly states in the handbook on page 39,874,657,039, section 344.9.5.8, addendum 90,999,666 that i get a years paid leave. i have confered with Beelzebub, and he has agreed with me.

this is my last appeal before I take drastic measures.

you have been warned, oh hooven one.

 

[rgraham666]

I've always been more of a Nyarlathotep fan myself.

But different strokes etc.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Seriously great Av, Luc. An angel who looks like a pussy. I love it.

So I guess you'll be transferring to Miskatonnic University now? Studying the works of the mad Arab, Abdul Al Hazzred?

--Zoot

 

[Halo_n_horns]

The name is spelled Cthulhu and I had it prepared as calamari with lime and basil just last night. Sorry. You'll have to pick a new deity. Preferrably one that's not so tastey when when deep fried with a well seasoned batter.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . this is my last appeal before I take drastic measures. . .

Vella-ms,

Under their New Management, I imagine that the Complaint Department might not be an ideal place to spend your time.

You might just wind up as a Digested Biscuit.


http://www.emf.net/~estephen/cthulhu.gif

 

[Guest]

yes, but have you ever ridden those tenticles?
mmmmmmm

*bliss*

 

[minsue]

Seriously great Av, Luc. An angel who looks like a pussy.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

yes, but have you ever ridden those tenticles?
mmmmmmm
*bliss*

Perhaps . . . but I understand that the tentacles always lift a person up into its beak.

 

[Guest]

Perhaps . . . but I understand that the tentacles always lift a person up into its beak.

yes, but if'n ya gats to go...
go out in style

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

yes, but if'n ya gats to go...
go out in style

If I must be hors de combat,
I do so wish it not to be as hors d'oeuvre.