Artificial Tans

TN_Vixen

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y'know the products, the ones who profess to give you the appearance of having a tan when you're really white as a ghost. What's up? I would rather not lie in a tan booth and cause more wrinkles than I already have. I'd use these products if I didn't think that my skin was going to turn a horrid shade of orange. LOL... c'mon, can anyone recommend a product or am I going to have to sign up for another $100 tan booth session complete with wrinkles and premature aging spots?
 
I always thought those booths were made for private masturbation. Now I know why it was always so hot.


And all this time I thought it was me.
 
Tanning booths also cause cancer at alarming rates. Worse than laying out in the normal sun.

I'm pale and I'm proud!
 
alexandraaah said:
I always thought those booths were made for private masturbation. Now I know why it was always so hot.


And all this time I thought it was me.



draah, you weren't entirely wrong, I've seen you in some *ahem* compromising situations. But hey, that's just b/w me and you, right? ;-)
 
I use JOLSON'S Wax.

"How I love ya, how I love ya...."
 
Just a warning, if you go with the lotion-style products. Use them in moderation. A Friend's S/O tries to cover up the fact that she's pasty as can be with that stuff... she over does it. And when walking around or anything... you can see it collected in a really strange way at the backs of her knees, insides of her elbows, and her fingers

Otherwise, it looked good.
 
I don't know much about the specific brands, but I'd be sure to steer clear of whichever one Michael Jackson uses.
 
TN_Vixen said:




draah, you weren't entirely wrong, I've seen you in some *ahem* compromising situations. But hey, that's just b/w me and you, right? ;-)

God, don't I wish. I'm still unable to put my finger on exactly what happened that day.

Perhaps, not trying to put my finger on anything would be a start.
 
I've always heard that Nutrogenia

has a good product. Y'all are NOT helping here. Jeeze
 
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TN_Vixen said:
has a good product. Y'all are NOT helping here. Jeeze

Oh, for fuck's sake...get some Bobby Brown Bronzer.
 
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alexandraaah said:


Oh, for fuck's sake...get some Bobby Brown Bronzer.

LMAO, draaah, have I told you today how much I admire your wit?
 
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TN_Vixen said:


LMAO, draaah, have I told you today how much I admire your wit?

If you continue saying my name like that, I will be forced to have sex with you.
 
Alot of the girls I work with use the lotion type tanning products. They seem to work okay for the ones that know how to use them properly. I think the key is to use a moisturizer along with the tanning lotion. It waters it down a bit but it keeps the lotion from collecting in the groves of your hands, knees, ect. Just gives a more natural appearance.

I personally will stick with the old tanning booth in the winter and the good ole sun in the summer! Hope this helps.

Uma:)
 
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alexandraaah said:


If you continue saying my name like that, I will be forced to have sex with you.

you keep saying that you fucking tease, but you know that you're married to the lav. Give me a break.

heh

;-)
 
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TN_Vixen said:


you keep saying that you fucking tease, but you know that you're married to the lav. Give me a break.

heh

;-)

You're confusing your lex's.
 
I like Banana Boat spray best.. never an orange hue. Can't stand the smell (on any of them) though. Apply thinnest coat at elbows, knees, ankles.. and wash hands afterwards.
 
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alexandraaah said:


You're confusing your lex's.

ain't that a bitch? LOL.. c'mere.. and let's get cozy and forget all about my little slip.
 
lickerish said:
I like Banana Boat spray best.. never an orange hue. Can't stand the smell (on any of them) though. Apply thinnest coat at elbows, knees, ankles.. and wash hands afterwards.

Thanks, lickerish, I appreicate your response.
 
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TN_Vixen said:


ain't that a bitch? LOL.. c'mere.. and let's get cozy and forget all about my little slip.

There will be a slight probationary period for the mix up.

Don't worry, you can still fondle me during this time.

And take off that little slip, it's in my way.
 
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alexandraaah said:


There will be a slight probationary period for the mix up.

Don't worry, you can still fondle me during this time.

And take off that little slip, it's in my way.

see baby? That's what I love about you, no secrets, no innuendoes, just strip and let me suck that pussy. heh

And, now, c'mere so I can indulge baby. I'm a novice so go easy. ;-)
 
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TN_Vixen said:
I'm a novice so go easy. ;-)

*Cough Cough!*

Sorry about that. Had something in my throat...
 
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Laurel said:


*Cough Cough!*

Sorry about that. Had something in my throat...

Wrong av, Laurel.

Vixen, I was so hoping to learn from you.

Is it safe to let the fake blind lead the blind in sexual matters?
 
Just a tutorial

Indoor tanning has been regulated by most states for over 10 yrs. Be it that some people over do it and harm their bodies, it has been proven in alot of ways, safer than the real sun.

As far as cancer, I really am not sure what to believe ... but what is coming up most is that the UVB ray is the one that wakes up the cancerous gene that lays dormant in your body. The UVA ray is the one that dries the skin and creats wrinkles. Too aleviate the affects of the UVA ray, moisturize if you want to have the yr round tan.

Alot of times, just walking in the sun, or standing waiting for someone, you are getting more of those rays than if you were laying in a tanning bed for 10 minutes.
 
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