Aroused Authors

[Hornblende]

So here's the premise: a well known author is busy working on his or her latest book or play, and about to write a famous line. He or she becomes filthily distracted by a thought, a sight, a sound, a memory. The famous line we know becomes something, er, lustier!

For example, Charles Dickens might have written:

It was the best of fucks, it was the worst of fucks

Here's another to start things off:

Jane Austen

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an expertly delivered hand job.

 

[Iceprincess12]

“Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death”
― Homer, The Odyssey

Orgasm, delicious and satisfying, the very counterfeit of death

 

[Hornblende]

“Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death”
― Homer, The Odyssey

Orgasm, delicious and satisfying, the very counterfeit of death

Nice

 

[Iceprincess12]

Nice

Thank you! Fermina will probably love this thread.

 

[albrooks]

O Julius Caesar, thou art erect yet!

 

[albrooks]

Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered weak and weary
Suddenly there came a fappening
Gently splatting on my chamber whore.

Edgar Allen Poe - The Raven

 

[Hornblende]

Once upon a midnight dreary
While I pondered weak and weary
Suddenly there came a fappening
Gently splatting on my chamber whore.

Fantastic, albrooks! Small request - can you add the source?

 

[albrooks]

Fantastic, albrooks! Small request - can you add the source?

Sure

Edgar Allen Poe- The Raven

 

[Hornblende]

But soft! What legs through yonder window spread?

William Shakespeare - Romeo and Juliet

 

[albrooks]

But soft! What legs through yonder window spread?

William Shakespeare - Romeo and Juliet

It tis a beast and I am his cunt.

Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet.

 

[Othermoose]

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." -H.P. Lovecraft

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is lust, and the oldest and strongest kind of lust is lust for the unobtainable.

 

[albrooks]

Christopher Marlowe - The Passionate Shepherd to his love

"Come live with me and be my love"

Come live with me and be my sub

 

[numeniusa]

Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre, final chapter.

Reader, I fucked him.

*sniggers*

 

[37_ttej]

Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre, final chapter.

Reader, I fucked him.

*sniggers*

I thought that's how it did end.

I'd better re-read the Bronte Classics.

Say, didn't her sister write Orgy at Wildhell Hall?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The roadside babe, to wet for he
Expands her bloom in vain.
Come over the hills and far with me,
to make love in the rain.

~A Line-storm Song by Robert Frost

(but.. I kind of think that's what he meant anyway)

 

[Hornblende]

'Tis better to have fucked and lost, Than never to have fucked at all.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

How could I fuck thee ? Let me count the ways....

How do I love thee : Elizabeth Barrett Browning

 

[Bookishleigh]

Thank you! Fermina will probably love this thread.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Fermina has cum!

- - totally heard my name. What a fun thread

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I don't want just a blow job. If that's all you have for me you'd better leave.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

[Hornblende]

A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching the time of twilight, and the vast tract of unenclosed wild known as Egdon Heath embrowned itself moment by moment. If you looked really carefully you could see a naked couple shagging each other senseless behind the bushes.

Thomas Hardy The Return of the Native

 

[Iceprincess12]

It is not for me to judge another man's life. I must judge, I must choose, I must spurn, purely for myself. For myself, alone.”
― Herman Hesse, Siddhartha

It is not for me to condemn another man's fetish. I must experience, I must indulge, I must crave, purely for myself. For myself, alone.”

 

[albrooks]

No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

Margaret Mitchell - Gone With the Wind

No, I don't think I will fuck you, although you need fucking, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be fucked
and often, and by someone who knows how.

 

[numeniusa]

"Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."
--- Julius Caesar (William Shakespeare) Act 1 Scene 2

"Cassius has a lascivious and horny look,
He fucks too much, such men are divine"

 

[numeniusa]

Looks like I killed it...

How about this one: William Purkey...

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”

You've got to fuck like there's nobody watching,
Spank like it'll never hurt,
Cum like there's nobody listening,
And then it's like heaven on earth.

 

[rod43]

“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”
― John F. Kennedy 20 Jan 1961 Inauguration

"Ask not what your cunt can do for you; ask what you can do for your cunt"