Aren't you as bored as I am? Everything "is" the same.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Art, music, food, sex, air, and talk show hosts.......

They are so all the same. BLAND!

I had it all - too many times! I guess I'm turning into Michael Jackson. Maybe I'll start carving up my face just for yuks.

And to think - I just can't get off this stinking planet - yet.

And this must be why people off themselves. At least it takes them away from this small world mundaneity. Yes I made up that word - FOR SOME FUCKING FUN!!!!!

Yeah I got the Shebabe and my kid, and my motorcycle, and my guitars and my guns - and I whack off all the time - BUT SO WHAT!!!

I'M STILL FUCKING BORED!!!!

I need some alien chick to blast down here and take me away to some Amazon Planet and fuck me to death. That's be the way to go!

I need to battle a Grizzly bear - beat it's ass - and take a dump in the woods.

I need a Sherman tank to roll around the Beltway with and flatten the common commuter.

I need some silly string to shoot at cop cars.

I need to live like Elvis and have my henchmen dress in fire suits, rubber-band Roman Candles together and run around the back of Graceland shooting flames at each other.

I need to fuck a monkey - a cute one - just for a change.

I need it, I need it, I need it.

I'm bored - I'm Chairman of the Bored.

 

[bluespoke]

Art, music, food, sex, air, and talk show hosts.......

They are so all the same. BLAND!

I had it all - too many times! I guess I'm turning into Michael Jackson. Maybe I'll start carving up my face just for yuks.

And to think - I just can't get off this stinking planet - yet.

And this must be why people off themselves. At least it takes them away from this small world mundaneity. Yes I made up that word - FOR SOME FUCKING FUN!!!!!

Yeah I got the Shebabe and my kid, and my motorcycle, and my guitars and my guns - and I whack off all the time - BUT SO WHAT!!!

I'M STILL FUCKING BORED!!!!

I need some alien chick to blast down here and take me away to some Amazon Planet and fuck me to death. That's be the way to go!

I need to battle a Grizzly bear - beat it's ass - and take a dump in the woods.

I need a Sherman tank to roll around the Beltway with and flatten the common commuter.

I need some silly string to shoot at cop cars.

I need to live like Elvis and have my henchmen dress in fire suits, rubber-band Roman Candles together and run around the back of Graceland shooting flames at each other.

I need to fuck a monkey - a cute one - just for a change.

I need it, I need it, I need it.

I'm bored - I'm Chairman of the Bored.

Nah! You need to find a hobby

 

[riff]

I guess we could always torch a building or something.....

 

[perks]

early mid-life crisis anyone?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why do people quote entire posts when they're answering directly under them?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

So RIGHT!

I do so love arson. I was great at it as a kid. I burnt everything down. I got some new fireworks too. Rockets and Roman Candles. Maybe I'll have some fun tonight.

Anybody got any punks?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Why do people quote entire posts when they're answering directly under them?

That is an excellent point, DCL. I have yet to figure that one out. Anyone?

[edited to say "Damn you Sparky! You flattened my joke with your big old size 13 shoe, you bastard!"]

 

[perks]

Why do people quote entire posts when they're answering directly under them?

because they like to be repetitive?

because they like to be repetitive?

 

[riff]

Re: So RIGHT!

Originally posted by Sparky Kronkite [/QUOTE]

In college, before I was ever called riff, some of my friends knew me as fireman.

we also had a guy we called metabolism man, marlboro woman, and another girl.... hehehehheh well, we called her world war three.

love fireworks too. used to have great wars all the time. i am surprised no one got hurt. i caught a bottle rocket in the head once. felt like a rock hitting me. we used to have rock fights too. stick fights. and football. that was fun. smear the queer.

dude, your name is Sparky. light one up.

~turns on police scanner~

scanners are fun. scanners are cool.

spark, i'll meet ya in person ya know. no shit. i bet we could have a fucking blast. i play guitar too.

would u let me fuck the shebabe? just a kidding. i haven't tried adultery (so far as i know) since i was 19. people have this way of turning up dead with these holes in their body and i don't want to be one of those. not to mention the fact that i hate the idea of fucking a brother over.

i wonder how many women i have slept with were married and i didn't know? ah, the ambiguities of one night stands and fast fucks. i am kinda glad i don't run around like i used to.

set the field house on fire.

Smoke On The Water.... a fire in the sky.... dant dant dah dant... smoooooke on the water.... dant dant dant... dant dant dant-dant...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey riff?

What kind a planks do you spank?

What guitars do you have?

My cousin was stuffing cut-off at the tip, Ohio Bluetip matchheads - into a drilled out aerosol hairspray can once when he was about 14.

Right at the top - stuffing the last of the many match heads in - it blew - took only 2.5 fingers.

Nope. He doesn't play guitar.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Damn Sparky, I really wanted to know if you would let riff fuck your woman.

Do tell.

 

[Rambling Rose]

The shebabe's gonna kick his ass if he says yes. Hide and watch.

 

[riff]

Re: Hey riff?

What kind a planks do you spank?

What guitars do you have?

My cousin was stuffing cut-off at the tip, Ohio Bluetip matchheads - into a drilled out aerosol hairspray can once when he was about 14.

Right at the top - stuffing the last of the many match heads in - it blew - took only 2.5 fingers.

Nope. He doesn't play guitar.

I own one guitar. My dad bought it for me, used, when I was 17 (returning from a stint as a page in the US House of Representatives BTW- I lived at 220 C Street SouthEast. Congressional Plaza Apts.- whole nother story).

The guitar is a Gibson SG and still has all of the original parts. The frets are a bit worn, still has original humbucker pick-ups, and base. It could use refinishing on the body. We paid $238 bucks for it. I have been offered $1100 for it, but everyone I know who knows guitars has told me (my friends anyway), "Don't touch it. Don't sell it." I couldn't sell it anyway. It was the BEST present I ever got.

I had an acoustic. Epiphone. Sold it, once when I was down on my luck. Currently playing an old Nash a friend of mine let me borrow. Check her site out at www.neonbridge.com

I don't play as much as I used to. I am not a musician. Just like to play sometimes. In college we had our party band. (Fla. St. 1981 to 1986). Its all just fun to me now. Need a new amp, something solid for about $500 to $800 bucks?