Aren't, "and," "but," and "if," great words too? I mean, fuck "fu

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Aren't, "and," "but," and "if," great words too? I mean, fuck "fu

"Fuck's" a great word don't get me wrong. And, I like "cunt" too, but as far as "great words" go - there are much better.
 
I like the word "but." It has this magical power to it.


Once you have said "but" you have completely negated everything that came before it in a sentence.

Great stuff for when you want to change your mind, quickly.

Or, a handy tool when you want to fuck with someone's head.

Example #1:

Yes. I would love to go out with you tonight, but I have a meeting.

(That comma gives us time to think....Do we really want to say this?)

Example #2:

You are one of the most incredible lovers I have had, but stuff in my veggie drawer has a bit of an edge on you! :D

Sense the recipient's chest puffing out a bit during the first part of the statement and his utter shock, horror and confusion at the second half of the statement. IN a split second, mentally castrated!
 
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