Are you sometimes ashamed......

[bluespoke]

of your own country?

A new survey shows the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

The average British man's penis measures seven inches when aroused.

Mr Average owns an average of 16 pairs of underpants and 22 pairs of socks.

He's an overweight 35-year-old who lost his virginity at 17, and has had eight sexual partners.

The Sun says the figures were compiled using Office of National Statistics data and a sex survey carried out by men's magazine GQ.

There are some sad bastards about!

 

[riff]

I am an American. Quite grateful to have been born here most of the time, but sometimes we do things that make me wince.

 

[Bindii]

A new survey shows the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

There are some sad bastards about!

I can vouch for that! I bet my ex husband was included in that survey!

 

[Gord]

of your own country?

A new survey shows the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

Well as I am in the throws of a new relationship at the moment I can safely say that I am not average here - she is insatiable at the moment - though I am sure this will change

The average British man's penis measures seven inches when aroused.

No idea - never measured

Mr Average owns an average of 16 pairs of underpants and 22 pairs of socks.

Fuck - the day I start counting is the day they can come and take me away

He's an overweight 35-year-old who lost his virginity at 17, and has had eight sexual partners.

well i am 37 so nearly - was 15 and have had more than 8 - a lot more - in fact I am bit of tart

The Sun says the figures were compiled using Office of National Statistics data and a sex survey carried out by men's magazine GQ.

Shit didnt realise it was in the Sun - all bollocks anyway then !!

There are some sad bastards about!

 

[Shaq]

of your own country?

A new survey shows the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

The average British man's penis measures seven inches when aroused.

Mr Average owns an average of 16 pairs of underpants and 22 pairs of socks.

He's an overweight 35-year-old who lost his virginity at 17, and has had eight sexual partners.

The Sun says the figures were compiled using Office of National Statistics data and a sex survey carried out by men's magazine GQ.

There are some sad bastards about!

There is not one thing you said about them...that didn't make my self-esteem plummet with envy....I'll go to my quarters now...

 

[nasty]

Let me se her, he's had 8 sexual partners, lost his viriginity at 17, and, he has a 7 inch penis. Yup, I'm with Shag. Who cares he doesn't last that long.

 

[freescorfr]

Where do they get their three minutes ten seconds data from?

Anyone on the job that fast - and holding a stop watch too? - noting it down in his file-of-fax.

No underpants, of course, with the kilt.

In fact, bluespoke - that gives me another dice option

1. an Airfrance auction ticket to S. America
2. Order a new dress kilt outfit
3. Take my Lit personal fron Octagons to Lit Personals.
4. Shorten my willy to the British average.
5. Climb Ben Lomond
6. Return to the marital bed.

 

[Astro]

Three minutes, thats just pathetic! IS that wham-bam-thank you mam?

 

[bluespoke]

Where do they get their three minutes ten seconds data from?

Anyone on the job that fast - and holding a stop watch too? - noting it down in his file-of-fax.

No underpants, of course, with the kilt.

In fact, bluespoke - that gives me another dice option

1. an Airfrance auction ticket to S. America
2. Order a new dress kilt outfit
3. Take my Lit personal fron Octagons to Lit Personals.
4. Shorten my willy to the British average.
5. Climb Ben Lomond
6. Return to the marital bed.

You do realise that average is only so short because of the English?

 

[Latinababe]

I'm an american also and sometimes I am glad but other times I wish I was born somewhere else.

 

[tmuyo]

almost every damn day.....ESPECIALLY with dumbya in office...

 

[freescorfr]

You do realise that average is only so short because of the English?

And the Welsh too, I hear. The Sun never lies.


I don't have 22 pairs of socks either. I certainly have 200 odd socks - we have mountains of odd socks in the family. Why is it that after every wash there are as many odd socks as pairs come out of the machine?

Get the Sun to answer that!

 

[Astro]

I would agree, remove the English from the list and the length is better and the duration way longer

 

[bluespoke]

I would agree, remove the English from the list and the length is better and the duration way longer

So we agree, remove the English (and the Welsh for Freescorfr) and we are a nation of super studs!

 

[YosemiteSam]

ashamed?

I'm never ashamed of my country. I'm proud to be from the USA, my Government, thats another story.......Constantly.
I love my country, it's my government I don't trust.

 

[Astro]

Bluespoke - that leaves Scotland and Ulster, we have so much in common anyway. Two countries were the men are MEN.

 

[bluespoke]

Bluespoke - that leaves Scotland and Ulster, we have so much in common anyway. Two countries were the men are MEN.

And the women are very apprehensive!

 

[Astro]

I'm going with an English lass, before me she went out with another Ulster lad, guess she thinks the same as us. We're just better!

 

[Cheyenne]

Ashamed of my country as a whole? Nope. Ashamed of some of the people in it? Yup.

 

[Carl East]

of your own country?

A new survey shows the average British man has sex twice a week and each session lasts three minutes and one second.

The average British man's penis measures seven inches when aroused.

Mr Average owns an average of 16 pairs of underpants and 22 pairs of socks.

He's an overweight 35-year-old who lost his virginity at 17, and has had eight sexual partners.

The Sun says the figures were compiled using Office of National Statistics data and a sex survey carried out by men's magazine GQ.

There are some sad bastards about!

Survey's, don't ya just love um, well the first one's wrong for me, I don't get it at all. lol
The second: Is way off the mark. lol
The third: Pisses me off, I want to know who's been looking in my draws. lol
The forth: If only, two in my entire life, god I want to fuck. lol
The sun, now there's an intelligent man's comic. lol

Carl

 

[mig]

3 minutes?

3 whole minutes?.


Lucky bastards.

 

[Vivacia]

Re: Re: Are you sometimes ashamed......

<snip>

The sun, now there's an intelligent man's comic. lol

Carl

Oh hun, be honest now, you only get it to look at the pretty pictures on the third page... LMAO

 

[Astro]

The Sun though not of high standing is at least funny

 

[Shaq]

You know why the average is 3 minutes? England doesn't fluoridized it's water....therefore the men have weak "bones"....

 

[bluespoke]

You know why the average is 3 minutes? England doesn't fluoridized it's water....therefore the men have weak "bones"....

Wrong, it does!