Are You Smarter Than A 5th gr... I mean Atheist?

[Liar]

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0...gious-quiz/When-does-the-Jewish-Sabbath-begin

This godless heathen scored 31/32.
Mixed up my Job.

 

[Sean]

31/32. I fucked up the "salvation only through faith" one, I put both Catholics and Protestants.

 

[Lord Emu]

28/32 here.

 

[glynndah]

You answered 32 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 100%.

 

[Sean Renaud]

26. I admit I don't know much about Jewish history though.

 

[Wings]

31/32, the Catholic bread and wine turning into the body and blood is what I missed. Stupid mistake.

 

[blobfish]

I got three wrong.

 

[killallhippies]

i got the communion question wrong and the first great awakening one.

 

[ImSinister]

Know-it-all, over-educated, believe in nothing atheists scored highest - big surprise.





(me = 32/32)

 

[DontFuckWitMe]

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0...gious-quiz/When-does-the-Jewish-Sabbath-begin

This godless heathen scored 31/32.
Mixed up my Job.

*CLICKS*

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You answered 28 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 88%.

 

[Squibbs]

I passed grade six.

So yes I am.

 

[a1eyeblind1]

The agnostic answer was wrong; Agnostics think the existence or non existence of god is unprovable or unknowable. either way

You answered 26 of 32 questions correctly for a total score of 81%. and I still don't give a shit.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Thanks, for saying so. It's a Christian site, so....

I was hoping for a question, that was new and interesting.

 

[KRCummings]

It's a Christian site, so....

Not really.

 

[LongDrySpell]

32/32.

Agnostic, raised as a Catholic.

I did guess on the "First Great Awakening" question.

 

[KRCummings]

Hard to give a shit about a test where one of the questions asks if Mother Theresa was Catholic and another asks who led the Jews out of Egypt. Seriously. That's the best they had? That paper won 7 Pulitzers and that was the best they could come up with?

 

[blobfish]

Hard to give a shit about a test where one of the questions asks if Mother Theresa was Catholic and another asks who led the Jews out of Egypt. Seriously. That's the best they had? That paper won 7 Pulitzers and that was the best they could come up with?

I liked the one about the Quran.

"What is the name of the Islamic holy book?"

"The Bible"
"The Quran"
"The Islamic Holy Book"

They couldn't have come up with something else for the third answer?

 

[KRCummings]

I liked the one about the Quran.

"What is the name of the Islamic holy book?"

"The Bible"
"The Quran"
"The Islamic Holy Book"

They couldn't have come up with something else for the third answer?

They were probably afraid too many people would pick The Big Book of Terrorism.

 

[blobfish]

They were probably afraid too many people would pick The Big Book of Terrorism.

It would have been funny if one of them was The Satanic Verses.

 

[KRCummings]

It would have been funny if one of them was The Satanic Verses.

That would have been hilarious and even more so if they showed how many picked that one.

 

[Sean Renaud]

They were probably afraid too many people would pick The Big Book of Terrorism.

Why would they be afraid that the majority of people have learned the truth and could properly identify their most holy text.

 

[MNGuy]

28/32, raised Lutheran, now high priest of Church of Literotica, women kneel before me to take my cumminion.

 

[richard_daily]

29/32.

I fucked two up that I should have gotten, and guessed one correctly.

 

[phrodeau]

If you really don't know an answer and you select "don't know", that should be correct.