Are you masturbating on this glorious Memorial Day?

[Ginny]

I'm off to rub my clit like a wild woman in heat....

yep...i think it's time to get in phonesex position.....i'm gonna trot on over to my bedroom....get naked.....jump into my bed.....mmmmm kicking the covers back.....lil feet just a scratching the sheets as i squirm....excited.....mmmmmmmm and start playing with myself until tortoise calls.....god i love being naked....love this time....right before i know i'm headed to masturbate....just the anticipation.....lil rush....mmmmm god my clit is already tingling....we haven't played since yesterday morning....<lil shudder>.....omg i love my turtle....he makes me cum so hard....knows just how to make it build....my triggers.....mmmmmmm.....

have a great and hopefully masturbatory memorial day!

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmm sounds interesting!

AS it is Memorial Day, I suppose I will only masturbate with a Vet!

 

[Demian]

Ugh!

Oops...that wuz quick

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm remembering my Uncle Wayne who was crippled in 'Nam and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair while he slowly died from cancer he got from Agent Orange.

I'm remembering my Uncle Gary who turned into a stoic, silent man after Korea who wept like his heart was breaking whenever he saw asian children until the day he died.

I'm remembering my Grandfather Jack who broke his hips in France in WW2 and then spent the rest of his life grinding off the bones and died drinking off the pain.

I'm remembering my Grandfather Jim who lost half of his hearing in the Pacific in WW2 and his best friend.

I'm remembering my father-in-law who has to remember every single detail when he's telling his war stories from Vietnam until he goes silent and won't speak for the rest of the day.

I'm remembering my StudMuffin who screams in the night and is one bulging disc away from a wheelchair.


Only the StudMuffin inspires masturbation and I'm seriously pissed off at him right now. The rest of them inspire a deep sense of thankfulness and day to enjoy the fruit of their labor. Our freedom. And maybe some duct tape. If I have to hear one more word about the big bike rally in DC that he didn't get to go to, I'm taping my father in law's mouth shut.

 

[Vinny]

me

Hmmm sounds interesting!

AS it is Memorial Day, I suppose I will only masturbate with a Vet!

I am a vet. Please pick me I am so hard

 

[MissTaken]

Kick ass, KM.

Frankly, I attended a Memorial Day parade this morning followed by a memorial service. There were about 50 people there.

Everyone else had headed for the canoe race and bbq in the next town.

Now, next weekend is a Dairy Princess parade. There will be hundreds, if not thousands of people there.

Something just didn't sit right for me....

People will come out in droves to see a pretty cow milker, and don't even necessarily support the dairy industry.

I am discouraged with the Chamber of Commerce. They are the ones who need to ensure that community events draw crowds and remain focussed.

The meaning of these events, especially Memorial Day has been lost. It saddens me.

 

[Demian]

Why do you have a Girl's Ass?

I'm remembering my Uncle Wayne who was crippled in 'Nam and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair while he slowly died from cancer he got from Agent Orange.

I'm remembering my Uncle Gary who turned into a stoic, silent man after Korea who wept like his heart was breaking whenever he saw asian children until the day he died.

I'm remembering my Grandfather Jack who broke his hips in France in WW2 and then spent the rest of his life grinding off the bones and died drinking off the pain.

I'm remembering my Grandfather Jim who lost half of his hearing in the Pacific in WW2 and his best friend.

I'm remembering my father-in-law who has to remember every single detail when he's telling his war stories from Vietnam until he goes silent and won't speak for the rest of the day.

I'm remembering my StudMuffin who screams in the night and is one bulging disc away from a wheelchair.


Only the StudMuffin inspires masturbation and I'm seriously pissed off at him right now. The rest of them inspire a deep sense of thankfulness and day to enjoy the fruit of their labor. Our freedom. And maybe some duct tape. If I have to hear one more word about the big bike rally in DC that he didn't get to go to, I'm taping my father in law's mouth shut.

All of this time I thought you were a long winded burly hot chick

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Three times before I got out of bed, once very early this morning because I had a mildly erotic dream about a friend here on Lit. and couldn't get back to sleep.

Now after saving hundreds of pics from your "lil butthole" thread I am ready to go at it again.

 

[marksgirl]

Well as a matter of fact

I did masterbate for my vet this morning, he's so sweet!

 

[huskie]

I'm a vet. yep I had to masterbate this morning.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Why do you have a Girl's Ass?

All of this time I thought you were a long winded burly hot chick

You can patriotically lust over me today. I'm a disabled American veteran. With a nice collection of cheap wine.

 

[Ginny]

Three times before I got out of bed....

lord have mercy.....whew.....mmmmm you horny thang....guys that really get into masturbation are so hot....





okay...so i almost hit post without asking this...but what the hell...<wink>....when you're jacking like that in bed....early morning....do you let your cum fly out.....tummy wherever.....or do you catch it with a cloth or tissue.....or just get it all over your hand......mmmmmm godd....perving away....i love that male bed jacking....

 

[Shaq]

I masturbated this aftenoon but didn't do it in honor of a vet....


Before this day is over I will wank off again...this next orgasm is for the fallen soliders...

 

[unclej]

yeah, i choked my little patriotic chicken this morning and he was standing tall and proud.

and ginny, just so you can perv a little, i did it on my couch in front of my computer. the way it's situated i have to do it left handed and scroll through a good story with my right. learning to do it left handed was kinda cool. it's like the old joke, if you do it left handed it feels like a stranger's doin' it for you.

when i get good and hard i apply a good dollop of body lotion to ease the way but at my age i don't often shoot two or three feet into the air like i did when i was younger so it just gets all over my hand.

might just do it again later this everning..

 

[KHAN-E]

I'm nude, lying back on my cum-stained couch. My legs are spread. I've got my 10" cock-vib buried in my pussy. My vibrating egg is buzzing away in my ass. I'm humping the pillow that is holding them in. I'm straining toward my second cum of the Lit. posting day!

 

[Ginny]

yeah, i choked my little patriotic chicken this morning and he was standing tall and proud.....

oh my lil chicken choking cockpig buddy.....what delightful details....i totally get off on pics of guys stroking while sitting at a 'puter....cybering or perusing porn....mmmmmm.....and yum your fist full of your pigseed....messy, messy....i love that....

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

lord have mercy.....whew.....mmmmm you horny thang....guys that really get into masturbation are so hot....

Make that 4 times.

okay...so i almost hit post without asking this...but what the hell...<wink>....when you're jacking like that in bed....early morning....do you let your cum fly out.....tummy wherever.....or do you catch it with a cloth or tissue.....or just get it all over your hand......mmmmmm godd....perving away....i love that male bed jacking....

I use an old sheet that is dedicated only for that purpose - not for sleeping.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mistress]

Just finished Probably will again later

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

i totally get off on pics of guys stroking while sitting at a 'puter....cybering or perusing porn....mmmmmm.....and yum your fist full of your pigseed....messy, messy....i love that....

I have a laptop pretty much dedicated for the purpose. I download stories and pics from the net, and about once a week burn them to a CD, and that is what I use in my bedroom. I used to sit here at the desktop, but I could never get really comfortable sitting here, and it is much easier in bed.

 

[Ginny]

I have a laptop pretty much dedicated for the purpose. I download stories and pics from the net, and about once a week burn them to a CD, and that is what I use in my bedroom. I used to sit here at the desktop, but I could never get really comfortable sitting here, and it is much easier in bed.

<nodding>......chair masturbating takes some getting used to...

 

[Demian]

Hullo?........Hullo?

Wut the Fuck!!!!!

Where'z the the "Bump" button?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

<nodding>......chair masturbating takes some getting used to...

Make that 5 times; I woke up and just out of habit did it. It was okay, but not as good as the first one this morning.

 

[RavensWolf7177]

Masturbate during the holiday and everyday. Of course wouldn't that pretty much make everyday a holiday