Are You Great at Sucking Cock, BUT....

[juicylips]

less than perfect at fucking?

Rhythmically challenged? Can't find the right timing or groove to get off?


What makes fucking most enjoyable for you?
JL

 

[lavender]

 

[Bindii]

Rhythmically challenged! Lmao. Thats too funny Juicy lips!

Nothing wrong with my rhythm (being a dancer from way back) I don't have difficulties in that department.

What makes fucking so good for me? I'd have to say the closeness that I share with my partner......or is it the good ol` getting down and dirty that does it for me...... I guess I just love it all!

 

[Laurel]

I am a cocksucking monger. I give great head. I consider it one of my greatest talents in the bedroom. I am, afterall, the fellatio fairy.

So, you're the one who left a condom under my pillow instead of the two quarters I was expecting for my baby incisor? I knew that was a mistake.

You fairies need to get more organized.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Dental dam, condom...it's all the same when you're 6. I played frisbee with it till my parents took it away.

Go ahead and report me to the Smut/Cum Queens union. I'll PM you with my badge number. They'll just add it to all the complaints they've already received about me not being bisexual and lacking any real fetishes. They're gonna boot my vanilla ass one of these days.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Very cool - references!

 

[Sillyman]

Well, I don't remember there being much too fucking, except try not to come. However in a writing or cybering sense it's a lot harder to do than oral since oral can be much more varied from invidual movement to movement, as a opposed to fucking, which is a repetitive action and thus make for repetative reading. You can only say "I slam my cock into your tight hole" so many times and so many ways.

 

[lavender]

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

less than perfect at fucking?

Let's just say.... 'mabey'

Rhythmically challenged? Can't find the right timing or groove to get off?

No I have as much Rhythem as Fozzy Bear
*sings* I've got Rhythem I've got music I've got Rhythem.
*get new notes from Ralph*
*sings* I DON'T... got Rhythem. I DON'T .... got music

What makes fucking most enjoyable for you?

I'll tell you later

 

[lovetoread]

I am a perfect fuck,but I suck when it comes to blow jobs.

 

[plasticman33]

I am a perfect fuck,but I suck when it comes to blow jobs.

Mmmmm, that's a good thing!

 

[Rambrat]

less than perfect at fucking?

Rhythmically challenged? Can't find the right timing or groove to get off?


What makes fucking most enjoyable for you?
JL

I don't think that I'd be good at sucking cock...

 

[Carl East]

Just what does constitute a perfect blow job, I mean is it taking every inch down your throat, or is it how quickly you can make a guy come.

I suppose only we know whether or not our girlfriends/lovers/wives etc are good in that department. Personally speaking, I find any woman that can excite me, to the point that I'm about to come has got to be good.

As for them taking mine down their throat, I don't think so. hehe

Carl

 

[paphian]

I'll send you my sexual resume, if you promise to keep it hush hush. I have to keep up appearances around here as being one frigid bitch. I'm sure you know how that goes.

Um... What appearances? I'll admit to having not been around here that long, but so far I don't see evidence for including "one frigid bitch" on your resume, Lavender.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I am a cocksucking monger. I give great head. I consider it one of my greatest talents in the bedroom. I am, afterall, the fellatio fairy.

But, that doesn't preclude the fact that I have more rhythm than Sammy Davis Jr.'s tap shoe covered feet.

I'm just the shit, sexually speaking.

Is that the proper way to answer this thread? Oh shit I forgot something.



Lavy

I think I'm in lust.

 

[marksgirl]

I too am a suck queen and by god I know I'm a fuck queen.

We always seem to go at it with perfect timing, no problems there.

Just ask #1T.

 

[lavender]

 

[RawHumor]

Is that the proper way to answer this thread? Oh shit I forgot something.

*returns Lavy her copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"*

Sorry I kept it so long.

 

[nasty]

Apparently, I'm a great cocksucker. I wouldn't know about fucking.

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

Laurel, that's the goddamn funniest thing I've seen you post in....five minutes.

My downfall is the hand job. I just crumble when I think of the years of masturbation that is my competition.

I've already surpassed my quota and emoted too many con's in the past couple days, so I'll just sign this:

Anything but a hand draaahb.

 

[lavender]

 

[RawHumor]

No need to return it. I have it memorized word for word. Doesn't mean I take the advice into much consideration.

I just remembered - you emoticonned (is that a word?) me with an eye-rolling smiley once.

Double standards?