Are you feeling lazy and a little horny this Saturday ? ME TOO (36f) - send me a message

[azflyboy69]

Well normally I get stoned (which I will for sure be doing at some point tonight) and then if I get TOO stoned I fall asleep/ but if I get just the right amount I rub myself until I moan loud enough to make my dogs upset

Toys or just your hand to get the job done?

 

[Soma99]

For the story of the new teacher. The one that went to your office without permission

I’m sorry a the edible is kicking in- was that a post on here or do you mean the teacher story with the IT guy who had to masturbate in her principals office?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Pizza makes me think of all the supposed tales of the pizza guy who delivered a pizza to a house and the payment was in something other than cash...

As a former pizza guy, that had never happened to me at all.

 

[Soma99]

Toys or just your hand to get the job done?

I have some toys but almost always just use my hand

 

[Soma99]

As a former pizza guy, that had never happened to me at all.

Maybe watch some porn and get some tips——- seems to happen to every pizza guy on pornhub!

 

[Soma99]

I think those sweat pants may pose a problem soon

Mmmmm

I’m able to get inside them pretty easy…….

 

[paulboulder]

We need to have some kind of strip game going...every time she says a particular word she has to take something off

 

[Pad_Foot]

I was wondering about the teacher, a bit high on edibles, with class full of horny students enjoying an afternoon teasing them by teaching them some things not covered on the syllabus while not dressed quite professionally as often happens in her lovely wet dreams

 

[Azuldrgon]

@Soma09 what is the go to scenario when you're away from your computer that you imagine that always helps you cum?

 

[John_Q_Dough]

I’m sorry a the edible is kicking in- was that a post on here or do you mean the teacher story with the IT guy who had to masturbate in her principals office?

From post 49. I made a comment on yours that there were numerous stories that could come from your statement. I wrote the first sentence to one. I was going to name her the girl that you wanted to bully. (A mean girl joke)

 

[Soma99]

I was wondering about the teacher, a bit high on edibles, with class full of horny students enjoying an afternoon teasing them by teaching them some things not covered on the syllabus while not dressed quite professionally as often happens in her lovely wet dreams

Some kinda lie detector test gone wrong could be a good starting point

 

[Pad_Foot]

Some kinda lie detector test gone wrong could be a good starting point

Were you planning to prove you could beat the lie detector in front of all of us who showed up after hours to see if your classroom boast was true

“Professor, have you ever had sex with a student?”

“Professor? Are you wet right now? “

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’m sorry a the edible is kicking in- was that a post on here or do you mean the teacher story with the IT guy who had to masturbate in her principals office?

Edible, hum, I like your style!

 

[paulboulder]

Soma, if you say “edible” again, you have to take off one item of clothing…ok, guys, you know what to do……

 

[Vitriolhack]

Soma, if you say “edible” again, you have to take off one item of clothing…ok, guys, you know what to do……

Join her by also taking an edible?

Had one yesterday; damn, I promised myself not to do 2 days in a row!

 

[Soma99]

Ok but anyone who reads this thread or messages me- if you cum you have to tell me!!! I want to know!!!

 

[Utmale48]

Ok but anyone who reads this thread or messages me- if you cum you have to tell me!!! I want to know!!!

Same goes for you. We wanna know about the build up to.

 

[Soma99]

Join her by also taking an edible?

Had one yesterday; damn, I promised myself not to do 2 days in a row!

I take a thing almost every day- it’s not crack!!!!

 

[Soma99]

Same goes for you. We wanna know about the build up to.

I have hours ahead of me though- will probably watch some porn later- I’ll post any links here

 

[Utmale48]

I have hours ahead of me though- will probably watch some porn later- I’ll post any links here

Hours?

 

[Soma99]

Hours?

Ya I’m a big girl who stays up past midnight sometimes!!!!

 

[Utmale48]

Ya I’m a big girl who stays up past midnight sometimes!!!!

You party animal you.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I take a thing almost every day- it’s not crack!!!!

I so totally agree!

I’ll be floating with you soon!

 

[Soma99]

I forgot I made brownies earlier! I’m eating some of them and took the second half of my……. Treat

 

[Vitriolhack]

I forgot I made brownies earlier! I’m eating some of them and took the second half of my……. Treat

A pastry chef and a dirty mind, where have you been all my life?