Are you feeling lazy and a little horny this Saturday ? ME TOO (36f) - send me a message

[Soma99]

Do you often find yourself in a horny/lazy combo situation? If so how do you normally deal with it?

Well normally I get stoned (which I will for sure be doing at some point tonight) and then if I get TOO stoned I fall asleep/ but if I get just the right amount I rub myself until I moan loud enough to make my dogs upset

 

[Soma99]

What's your job,and how long has it been your job?

I work in higher ed and I have been very lucky that in the last 3ish years I’ve gotten 2.5 promotions (one was just a little boost to take on a little extra responsibility, so half a promotion)

I’ve worked in higher ed most of my career

 

[Pervymac]

I've never been to New York, what's the best thing about it (apart from that you're in it obviously )

 

[Pervymac]

I work in higher ed and I have been very lucky that in the last 3ish years I’ve gotten 2.5 promotions (one was just a little boost to take on a little extra responsibility, so half a promotion)

I’ve worked in higher ed most of my career

Sounds like you're doing well!!

Well normally I get stoned (which I will for sure be doing at some point tonight) and then if I get TOO stoned I fall asleep/ but if I get just the right amount I rub myself until I moan loud enough to make my dogs upset

Wouldn't mind being there to help you moan, especially if you're feeling lazy,you could maybe use the help! I'm quite good at rubbing,I wouldn't get tired of it

 

[Soma99]

I've never been to New York, what's the best thing about it (apart from that you're in it obviously )

well I live upstate- I’m actually closer to Toronto than NYC.

So it’s a bit different then your probably picturing.

In the fall it is very pretty and I know this is white woman cliche but some fresh made apple cinnamon donut and a hay ride is delightful!

 

[Pervymac]

well I live upstate- I’m actually closer to Toronto than NYC.

So it’s a bit different then your probably picturing.

In the fall it is very pretty and I know this is white woman cliche but some fresh made apple cinnamon donut and a hay ride is delightful!

Haha sounds nice though,sometimes the simple things are the best! How old are you,if ok to ask?

 

[Pervymac]

Haha sounds nice though,sometimes the simple things are the best! How old are you,if ok to ask?

Haha I'm so dumb - 36 in original message!!

 

[CuriousRick]

Ok I’m heading out to pick up a pizza and then I’m gonna sit around doing nothing but hopefully chatting with you!

Talk soon!

Long time no see!! Hope you are doing well!

 

[Pervymac]

So have you been on this site for a while,and what brought you here Soma?

 

[Soma99]

So have you been on this site for a while,and what brought you here Soma?

I have been reading stories here for a long time… then I started enjoying writing stories and I also like chatting here.

Don’t do much writing anymore but the rest is still true!

 

[Pervymac]

I started reading stories some time ago,wasn't even aware of the chat side of it for quite a while. Haven't been on here for quite a bit though. I quite like to chat as well,here and in the 'real world' haha.What sort of stuff were you into in your writing?

 

[babyface23]

I have been reading stories here for a long time… then I started enjoying writing stories and I also like chatting here.

Don’t do much writing anymore but the rest is still true!

Are the stories under this username?

 

[babyface23]

I work in higher ed and I have been very lucky that in the last 3ish years I’ve gotten 2.5 promotions (one was just a little boost to take on a little extra responsibility, so half a promotion)

I’ve worked in higher ed most of my career

Worked in education for 17 years, higher ed for 4. I miss it but needed more money!

 

[Soma99]

Ok- sorry- my very cute neighbor (woman but her husband is also hot) came over and now my dogs are all worked up- I have to walk them then I’ll be back in like half an hour!!!!

 

[Pervymac]

Maybe you're getting stoned now, Soma!
Hope you don't upset the dogs too much
Hopefully catch up another time

I have been reading stories here for a long time… then I started enjoying writing stories and I also like chatting here.

Don’t do much writing anymore but the rest is still tru

 

[Pervymac]

Ok- sorry- my very cute neighbor (woman but her husband is also hot) came over and now my dogs are all worked up- I have to walk them then I’ll be back in like half an hour!!!!

No worries!

 

[Soma99]

Ok sorry that took awhile but I wanted to put my leftovers away and give my dogs some food- ok I’m half an edible in now and ready to be perverted for the rest of the night!!!

 

[R20232000]

Ok sorry that took awhile but I wanted to put my leftovers away and give my dogs some food- ok I’m half an edible in now and ready to be perverted for the rest of the night!!!

I can help you with that pm you

 

[Utmale48]

Ok sorry that took awhile but I wanted to put my leftovers away and give my dogs some food- ok I’m half an edible in now and ready to be perverted for the rest of the night!!!

Woohoo. Pervy is good.

 

[Utmale48]

Also hello. Sounds like you’ve had a good Saturday.

 

[Soma99]

Also hello. Sounds like you’ve had a good Saturday.

Pretty relaxing one so far!

 

[Utmale48]

Pretty relaxing one so far!

This are the best kind. My relax day will be tomorrow.

 

[Soma99]

Are the stories under this username?

Yes they are!

 

[John_Q_Dough]

I work in higher ed and I have been very lucky that in the last 3ish years I’ve gotten 2.5 promotions (one was just a little boost to take on a little extra responsibility, so half a promotion)

I’ve worked in higher ed most of my career

I see a few story arcs here; the new teacher discovers the relic paddles and belts from days gone by in your office closet. She’s told to report back after hours……

 

[Pad_Foot]

Should we take our horny selves to your stories or stay here?