Are you communicating with your sponse?

BlackSnake

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Drinking with a friend who was upset that his wife doesn't desire sex. I understood that it happens in some relationships, so I became a sounding board. The more we drank, the more he expressed that he wasn't getting any. That his wife doesn't like having sex.

Our wives were there, but his wife was out of hear shot, but he said it one time too many and she had come back into the room.

She set the record straight and it was too amusing not to laugh. Even he laughed as she pointed out account after account where he had blown her off to do something meaningless instead of taking the hints that she was giving him.

Some of the hints she described didn't seem vague at all, but his explanation of what he was thinking had me rolling on the floor.

It was obvious that she wanted sex and he was to dumb to see it.

One thing she said was that it would have completely blown her mood if she would have blurted out "Come fuck me now". Yep, no romance it that at all, but I could tell that's what he wanted.

She took him into the bathroom to do something. I just assumed a quicky, but when they came out his smile was touching his ears.

Are you communicating with your sponse?
 
Lime said:
Yesterday, I did manage to comprehend the "Thank god I didn't need any cold medicine today....not much on TV tonight" bit

She is so going to kick your ass when she reads this....did you take pictures???
 
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