Are you a twue submissive?

[graceanne]

True or false. One point per correct answer.

10+ points - Congratulations you are a twue submissive. Now go suck your masters cock/pussy.

7-9 points - You are almost there. If you continue to work hard you on your self righteousness, then someday you might become a twue sub.

0-6 points - you are a part time sub and a poser. You have very far to go if you will ever be a twue sub.

*special thanks to bibunny for aid in thinking up questions*

 

[Stella_Omega]

You misspelled "Privilege"

 

[graceanne]

You misspelled "Privilege"

Seriously? Shit. I thought it was misspelled, but my spell check didn't catch it, so I figured I was wrong.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Dammit I need to change my name on here to kiwi part time submissive. I wonder if that will fit.

 

[Stella_Omega]

well, anyway, I just don't do the gum versus cheese thing.

 

[Shankara20]

"I spend my entire day naked, and awaiting my master/mistresses every command."

I do the first part as often as possible....


*sounds of Shank pondering.....*

 

[graceanne]

"I spend my entire day naked, and awaiting my master/mistresses every command."

I do the first part as often as possible....


*sounds of Shank pondering.....*

You can't get half points. *frowns ferociously*

Heck, I'd do the first part if it weren't for the number of children in my home.

 

[Kajira Callista]

i hate my butt plugs and cheese is not better than gum....do i lose?

 

[graceanne]

i hate my butt plugs and cheese is not better than gum....do i lose?

Well, you might be able to skate on the buttplug, but the gum thing ... *shakes head sorrowfully*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Hmm. I did twewible and dats da twuth. Whad am I poser do now?

 

[Shankara20]

skate on the buttplug,

where do you get a buttplug with wheels??????

 

[graceanne]

where do you get a buttplug with wheels??????

Only twue submissives know that.

 

[Shankara20]

Only twue submissives know that.

BUSTED!


*sounds of Shank slinking away from twue submissives looking for a home...(link)*

 

[Kajira Callista]

where do you get a buttplug with wheels??????

LMAO... I had to reread that too! I thought i was using it wrong for a second

 

[Cattypuss]

Well, you might be able to skate on the buttplug

That's quite an image.

 

[Lord_Steve]

i think i can say, without fear of contradiction, that i am an untrue submissive at best

 

[knot_sweet]

I get a point for the cheese vs gum debate, but I don't even own a but plug let alone one with wheels.

Aww, guess it's back to poseur posse for me...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I am not a twue submissive. I'm sowwy.

I wiww punish you waiter.

 

[graceanne]

I am not a twue submissive. I'm sowwy.

I wiww punish you waiter.

Weawwy?

 

[rinka]

I often spend my day naked awaiting - well, whatever really. But since there are so rarely any Master or Mistress commanding anything around here, maybe I'm just lazy...?

Seems I'm not at all a twue submissive. Shocking.