Are devout people all completely insane?

p_p_man

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A bit of nonsense from the London Times to start the week off...


"Bread of heaven brings out the pilgrims
From Catherine Philp in Delhi

THOUSANDS of pilgrims are flocking to a tiny church in southern India to see what they believe is the image of Christ on a chapati.

More than 20,000 people have besieged the Renewal Retreat Centre in Bangalore to catch a glimpse of the “miracle chapati” since it was put on display last week.

The chapati, which carries a charred image apparently depicting a bearded face, had only narrowly avoided being consigned to the dustbin.

Sheela Antony, a Christian housewife, had just come home from church and began preparing the traditional flat bread for her children.

When her daughter refused to eat hers, saying that it was burnt, Mrs Antony almost threw it away, but then saw a curiously familiar image on one side of the bread. “For a moment the burnt part of the chapati looked like Christ,” she said as she welcomed pilgrims to the church where the chapati is displayed. “I couldn’t believe my eyes. With a lot of hesitation, I showed it to my daughters and neighbours, who also said that it was Jesus.”

Mrs Antony took the burnt bread to Father George Jacob, her parish priest, who pronounced it a miracle. He put the chapati in a glass case so that others could see it. Word spread quickly, bringing devotees from across the state.

When the chapati appeared on national television, Hindus and Muslims also began making the journey. “We believe in miracles. Devotees are feeling blessed on witnessing it,” Father Jacob said.

But others dismiss it as nonsense. Vijay Chandrasekar, a software designer, said: “It hardly looks like anything, it’s just a burnt piece of bread.”

Just examine your breakfast cereal vereee carefully is all I can say...

God might be looking at you through the milk...

:D

ppman
 
islandman said:
At least they believe in something, dumbass.

I don't believe that...

I just think they have a mob hysteria psyche...

ppman

ps fucktard.
 
I once ate a bunch of magic mushrooms and calvin and hobbs ran across my bathroom floor....Hmmmmm wonder what that means????;) :p
 
p_p_man said:
I don't believe that...

I just think they have a mob hysteria psyche...

ppman

ps fucktard.


very insightful, coming from someone with a "p" fetish. Go back to the bottle. You're alot more fun when "piss" drunk.
 
april-wine said:
I once ate a bunch of magic mushrooms and calvin and hobbs ran across my bathroom floor....Hmmmmm wonder what that means????;) :p

I saw a pink elephant once while on acid. I think we're both miracles.
 
Freya2 said:
I saw a pink elephant once while on acid. I think we're both miracles.


I'm seeing a pinkish body lying on a bed in your AV. This coffee must be stronger than I think.
 
islandman said:
I'm seeing a pinkish body lying on a bed in your AV. This coffee must be stronger than I think.

Trust me, that's a sight that'll never be framed in glass and put on display. Great way to scare the tourists away quickly.
 
Freya2 said:
I saw a pink elephant once while on acid. I think we're both miracles.

Hey I saw one last night!

'Tis a miracle indeed. That's two of us who have witnessed this glorious sight...

Praise be...

ppman
 
Freya2 said:
Trust me, that's a sight that'll never be framed in glass and put on display. Great way to scare the tourists away quickly.

Fuck the tourists. I want a closer view.
 
Freya2 said:
I saw a pink elephant once while on acid. I think we're both miracles.

I think the devine are supposed to be sequestered together.....;) :p I'll be right over.......;)
 
p_p_man said:
Hey I saw one last night!

'Tis a miracle indeed. That's two of us who have witnessed this glorious sight...

Praise be...

ppman

Wow hun, they must have some strong assed beer in that country of yours. :D




Islandman, don't get too close - it's been known to burn eyeballs before.
 
Freya2 said:
Trust me, that's a sight that'll never be framed in glass and put on display. Great way to scare the tourists away quickly.
Good.

I'd much rather you be a "hands-on" exhibit, anyway. :p

TB4p
 
YES!

I was working out yesterday with an Officer in the Oman military. After ninety minutes of working out, I was rumpled and sweaty, but this candy-ass was barely going through the moves. I swigged down a good five ounces and he looks at me and asks, "How are you feeling?"

Well, I told him I was hot and thirsty and swallowed the remaining three ounces with this guy looking at me like I was doing something wrong...

He starts off with this shit about how he'd like some water, really like some water and I look over to the water fountain. He gets a horrified look on his face and starts to sputter, "I'm fasting..."

So I say, "Ramadan?"

He smiles real brightly, "Yes, yes, yes..."

I cut off his happy horseshit with, "I'm not religious. I don't keep up with any of that stuff..."

The look of horror was well worth the rudeness. I left him standing there while I went to workout some more.




They're ALL nuts! Fawking nuts!
 
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