April Fools!

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In the spirit of the day, what was your best trick you played on someone?



In sixteenth-century France, the start of the new year was observed on April first. It was celebrated in much the same way as it is today with parties and dancing into the late hours of the night. Then in 1562, Pope Gregory introduced a new calendar for the Christian world, and the new year fell on January first. There were some people, however, who hadn't heard or didn't believe the change in the date, so they continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April first. Others played tricks on them and called them "April fools." They sent them on a "fool's errand" or tried to make them believe that something false was true. In France today, April first is called "Poisson d'Avril." French children fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends' backs. When the "young fool" discovers this trick, the prankster yells "Poisson d’Avril!" (April Fish!)

Today Americans play small tricks on friends and strangers alike on the first of April. One common trick on April Fool's Day, or All Fool's Day, is pointing down to a friend's shoe and saying, "Your shoelace is untied." Teachers in the nineteenth century used to say to pupils, "Look! A flock of geese!" and point up. School children might tell a classmate that school has been canceled. Whatever the trick, if the innocent victim falls for the joke the prankster yells, "April Fool! "

The "fools' errands" we play on people are practical jokes. Putting salt in the sugar bowl for the next person is not a nice trick to play on a stranger. College students set their clocks an hour behind, so their roommates show up to the wrong class - or not at all. Some practical jokes are kept up the whole day before the victim realizes what day it is. Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant to harm anyone. The most clever April Fool joke is the one where everyone laughs, especially the person upon whom the joke is played.


* My best trick was calling into the receptionist at Boeing, and telling her I was too sick to come in. I had all the material for the project team, and I was scheduled to do a presentation to an international customer in two hours. The trick was I called from the lower lobby, and had already clocked in. I waited about 30 minutes for the panic, and then quietly slipped into my cubicle and listened to the names everyone was calling me!
The presentation went off without a hitch. :D
 
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I emailed the White House and told them Iraq has surrendered and Saddam was in fact killed on day one.

Rumsfeld's adviser started writing up a speech for him to announce that North Korea was an evil regime and it was time to free the North Korean people from their government.

Another adviser advised the speech writing adviser that there was fuck all oil in North Korea. But that adviser reassurred the speech writing adviser that they had already written a speech for Rumsfeld to denounce the Iranian government for their brutality and Operation Iranian Freedom was tabled.

These notes were left on Rumsfeld's desk, and when he awoke with his head out of his ass, he was doing a merry dance like someone who had struck oil, only to come down off his cloud when news broke that there was another 15 US deaths in Iraq.

And there were more pictures of Saddam on CNN thumbing his nose at him.

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