April Fools 2026

[Brandnewbuddy]

March 1st is the first day to submit so let’s get a thread going: themes of humor, trickery, etc.

One to start: this year April Fool’s lands on a Wednesday, AKA “humpday.” Group of employees decide to prank their newest coworker and tell them that there’s an end of probation tradition where the first Wednesday after they finish, they can whip out their dick and the first employee that sees it has to suck their dick.

Day arrives, coworkers arrive ready to humiliate the new guy and he’s not there…but there’s a lot of moaning coming from their boss’s office.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Another one: Female Bully approaches Guy who knows it’s April Fool’s so when she pulls the “humpday” card, he ignores her but she’s insistent that she needs to fuck him so he tells her to give him her phone: she does. They need to go back to his dorm room to fuck: they do. She has to strip first while he locks the door and give him her clothes: she does.

So they wind up fucking passionately until 11:59 AM. She’s now coated in his cum and right as he preps to fuck her again the clock turns to Noon, she shouts “April Fools!” grabs her stuff and leaves.

Leading to MC wondering what the joke was, if Bully even understands what pranks are, or what the hell just happened. What was Bully’s intention or does she really just not understand April Fool’s?

Another idea:
MC is the son of the college women’s swim team’s coach. Overall he gets along with them well but his dad or mom keep unfavorably comparing him to the team and their star swimmer so MC decides to pull a prank on her and gets a dissolving swimsuit for the star swimmer to wear for a free practice.

Swimmer knows the game immediately and tells him if he doesn’t want her to report him HE will wear the swimsuit and practice with them. It falls apart but when MC is at the peak of his humiliation, Star swimmer pulls him aside with the team and makes it clear she knows why he did it…and now that he’s had some humiliation the team would like to show him there’s no hard feelings

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Lesbian woman accidentally tops her date.

Introverted woman hasn’t had a girlfriend in awhile. She has a flat affectation and comes off as a bit cold, so she conversely comes on a bit strong. Such as her current date where she is planning a candlelight dinner for the first date.

Everything goes wrong. She accidentally spills wine on her date, then the power goes out and she accidentally spills wax on her, then she swats a bug and winds up slapping her date’s ass, and finally her date’s chair breaks. All the while, MC keeps her flat affectation so instead of her request to see her date’s clothes so she can get the stain out, it sounds like she is demanding they come off. Asking her date if she’s okay once the wax spills on her comes off as condescending, as does her apology for swatting the bug.

…date loves it. She’s always dreamed of getting spontaneously dominated so MC is making her feral. MC attempting to end the date makes her think MC is testing her and she winds up humiliating herself until MC fucks her

 

[Nightscream89]

How about a story where a girl wants to prank her best friend. They are both single and pretty promiscuous. The girl reaches out to a couple she knows, the guy is a good looking man and the couple is pretty open. So she sets her best friend up with the guy, knowing they would probably end up at his place. The prank would be that the girlfriend comes home and she would end up in the middle of a 'cheating scandal' and then she would burst in yelling "April Fools"

Everything goes to plan until the girlfriend bursts in, instead of everything becoming awkward and a 'fight' starting, the best friend becomes very submissive. The couple is into it and they start a threesome. When the girl bursts in and yells "April Fools" The guy is already balls deep inside her best friend with his girlfriend riding her mouth. The girl is stunned at first and realizes her prank obviously failed, but soon joins in to turn the threesome into a foursome. Since the couple is very sexual, they could have all kinds of toys hidden in their bedside drawers...