April Fools 2026

[Brandnewbuddy]

March 1st is the first day to submit so let’s get a thread going: themes of humor, trickery, etc.

One to start: this year April Fool’s lands on a Wednesday, AKA “humpday.” Group of employees decide to prank their newest coworker and tell them that there’s an end of probation tradition where the first Wednesday after they finish, they can whip out their dick and the first employee that sees it has to suck their dick.

Day arrives, coworkers arrive ready to humiliate the new guy and he’s not there…but there’s a lot of moaning coming from their boss’s office.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Another one: Female Bully approaches Guy who knows it’s April Fool’s so when she pulls the “humpday” card, he ignores her but she’s insistent that she needs to fuck him so he tells her to give him her phone: she does. They need to go back to his dorm room to fuck: they do. She has to strip first while he locks the door and give him her clothes: she does.

So they wind up fucking passionately until 11:59 AM. She’s now coated in his cum and right as he preps to fuck her again the clock turns to Noon, she shouts “April Fools!” grabs her stuff and leaves.

Leading to MC wondering what the joke was, if Bully even understands what pranks are, or what the hell just happened. What was Bully’s intention or does she really just not understand April Fool’s?

Another idea:
MC is the son of the college women’s swim team’s coach. Overall he gets along with them well but his dad or mom keep unfavorably comparing him to the team and their star swimmer so MC decides to pull a prank on her and gets a dissolving swimsuit for the star swimmer to wear for a free practice.

Swimmer knows the game immediately and tells him if he doesn’t want her to report him HE will wear the swimsuit and practice with them. It falls apart but when MC is at the peak of his humiliation, Star swimmer pulls him aside with the team and makes it clear she knows why he did it…and now that he’s had some humiliation the team would like to show him there’s no hard feelings

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Lesbian woman accidentally tops her date.

Introverted woman hasn’t had a girlfriend in awhile. She has a flat affectation and comes off as a bit cold, so she conversely comes on a bit strong. Such as her current date where she is planning a candlelight dinner for the first date.

Everything goes wrong. She accidentally spills wine on her date, then the power goes out and she accidentally spills wax on her, then she swats a bug and winds up slapping her date’s ass, and finally her date’s chair breaks. All the while, MC keeps her flat affectation so instead of her request to see her date’s clothes so she can get the stain out, it sounds like she is demanding they come off. Asking her date if she’s okay once the wax spills on her comes off as condescending, as does her apology for swatting the bug.

…date loves it. She’s always dreamed of getting spontaneously dominated so MC is making her feral. MC attempting to end the date makes her think MC is testing her and she winds up humiliating herself until MC fucks her

 

[Nightscream89]

How about a story where a girl wants to prank her best friend. They are both single and pretty promiscuous. The girl reaches out to a couple she knows, the guy is a good looking man and the couple is pretty open. So she sets her best friend up with the guy, knowing they would probably end up at his place. The prank would be that the girlfriend comes home and she would end up in the middle of a 'cheating scandal' and then she would burst in yelling "April Fools"

Everything goes to plan until the girlfriend bursts in, instead of everything becoming awkward and a 'fight' starting, the best friend becomes very submissive. The couple is into it and they start a threesome. When the girl bursts in and yells "April Fools" The guy is already balls deep inside her best friend with his girlfriend riding her mouth. The girl is stunned at first and realizes her prank obviously failed, but soon joins in to turn the threesome into a foursome. Since the couple is very sexual, they could have all kinds of toys hidden in their bedside drawers...

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Asshole decides to prank lesbian or bi-colleague by setting her up on an April fools date with a woman that doesn’t exist. He’s been faking messages and pictures for weeks, and plans to shoot back her responses to their coworkers once he ghosts her.

Except the date is after noon, when all pranks are supposed to be finished. A god of mischief then flips the script and now MC has changed appearance and sex to the fake woman he made…and the only way to get changed back is to give her the best date she’s ever had.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Kinda hung up on ideas where the joke is that the MC is so baffled by the prank or the prank makes no sense

For example:

Roomate: *has sex with their boyfriend or girlfriend in front of a tied up MC* “HA! April fool’s!”

MC: What? What’s the prank?

Roommate: you’re homophobic and I just made you think that I had hot sex with my partner.

MC: I’m not homophobic and you did have sex with your partner

RM: or did I?

MC: they are panting, covered in sweat and excretions I don’t even want to think about…

RM: you’re just too small minded to understand! *puts on a t-Rex costume and runs away*


Or: man hatefucks a coworker, and she announces APRIL FOOLS!!! …but not what the prank was. She starts laughing but never explains what the prank was…or if there even is one.

 

[Nightscream89]

A guy wants to prank his GF for April fools, he tells her they need money and that the sperm bank now offers a pretty good sum for bringing in sperm regardless of where it came from. So he asks her to suck him dry and put the sperm in a cup. She seems very worried and does as he asks. Afterwards she quickly brushes her teeth and runs out the door. The man laughs his ass off but realizes that he never told her it was a joke. He figures he will just tell her when he gets home from work.

That evening he comes home, to his girlfriend, sleeping on the couch exhausted, stained, a litteral bucket full of cum on the floor next to her, where did she go when she ran out the door that morning? What happened when he was at work?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Sorority sister has a secret: she’s afraid of closets. She lets it slip during a party so her sisters pull a prank by locking her in the coat closet.

1. While she is panicking she suddenly hears a seductive voice behind her. Is it a crush, one of her sisters, or her old closet monster? Either way by the end of the prank, she has an enjoyable experience

2. The closet actually has a hidden panel which lets her slip in a space that lets her sneak into other rooms, so she pulls pranks on all of her sisters (moving clothes around, leaving sex toys out) and she has a perfect alibi as she is supposed to be trapped downstairs

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

In a world where werewolves are real, a woman decides to prank her roommate by taking a pill that will let her temporarily transform into a werewolf. She just wants to give her a quick scare and then she’ll turn back.

Only thing is, the pill wasn’t exactly on the level. So instead of appearing as a giant monstrosity of claws, muscles, and teeth…she looks like some anime style wolf girl with wolf ears and tail but only a little fur around her hands…she’s also incredibly horny.

Roommate has a good laugh and for once, gets to flip the tables: MC is in heat so the only way to transform back is either an embarrassing trip to the ER or to let roomie top her.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

College frat and sorority decided to prank both of their members. One is a hard drinking party animal, one is the straight A student who is there to boost the overall GPA of the group up.

Simple enough prank: they get them both drunk and then put them in bed together, so they wake up next to each other (go extra drama, maybe the two of them have publically hated each other.

So the two wake up and things do not go as the pranksters expected. The two of them do wake up but instead of thinking they slept together, they think they came in there to fuck and passed out before they could do the deed…so they might as well get to it.

…Besides, they don’t want to go downstairs and get hit with the prank they left for their respective sorority/fraternity.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

DIL is a flirt and loves to cause chaos so she plans on sending some lewds to her FIL, pretending to be a mistress on April Fool’s in hopes of starting a scene with him and MIL before she reveals it’s all a prank.

Her husband finds out and he and his family plan a counter prank to teach her a bit of a lesson. It’s simple: FIL will pretend the text got him immediately cut off and kicked out of the house. DIL might like chaos but she has a big heart. She’ll feel awful, then they’ll reveal it was a prank to teach her a lesson.

…things do not go as planned. FIL sends the text but it goes too well. DIL rushes to meet him, only dressed in the outfit she was wearing for the lewds and demands he come home with her. He’s so shocked he just agrees. The whole drive DIL is switching between apologies as well as trying to build his confidence back up.

More confusion happens, and DIL manages to fuck her FIL and possibly her MIL with everyone ending the day more confused.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Woman loves especially cruel pranks. One of her favorites is to date someone, make them fall for her, then break up with them in a very cruel way on April Fool’s day.

This year she does the same (possibly even pranking multiple partners) but she makes one mistake: see, the tradition is that all pranks must be resolved by 12 PM, or YOU are considered the fool. She doesn’t finish her breakup prank till after 12:01…and a cosmic force finally can punish her.

She is transformed into a clown in what can only be described as slutty attire and any attempt she makes to change her outfit or conceal her clown face instantly fails and only makes her dress more revealing and get even more clown like features. If she wants to return to normal, she has to make things up to everyone she wronged that year before midnight.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Loosely based this off of a group that unfortunately got a chapter at my old university:

Group of friends go to university and find out one of their former classmates is attending and has fallen in with rightwing conspiracy group. While they weren’t friends, they do know her family and decide to try and break her out of it.

Directly telling her doesn’t work, so they decide to do a prank. They find a forum the group frequents and hack a few abandoned accounts and start pitching even more wild conspiracies. On April 1st, they are going to release their craziest conspiracy (“liberals” are infected with a disease by Illuminati lizard wizards that can only be treated by draining their balls or eating them out) going to reveal what they did to get her to understand how stupid she has been

…except she and the group buy it. And suddenly she’s knocking down their door while totally naked, ready to “save” them.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

College sis has had to move back home with her family. Stepbro’s birthday is on April 1st. She knows he’s had a crush on her little sister (who is the same age as him) and decides to play a cruel prank:

She slips a present into his room that morning that is a coupon book for sexual favors and has the tag say it comes from her sister.

Stepbro decides to cash one in and sis can’t wait to hear her sister cry out, for her dad come rushing in, and for her stepbro to have his birthday ruined by the prank as he gets chewed out and his taboo crush is disgusted by him.

…but instead she sees her sister decide to grant the coupon.

She rushes downstairs and tries to tell her dad and stepmom, and they think she’s pranking them and are very disturbed by her choice of prank.

maximum absurdity mode: they ultimately sit her down and say this confirms what they have been fearing: she has an Electra complex compounded by a porn addiction and over heightened libido , so they are going to spend the day fucking her until she has it all out of her system