Appointment in Dallas

[Byron In Exile]

No, it's not another JFK thread.

It's the long-awaited noon June 10th Litogether of LT, Warmachine, and Daedalus at Mohler's northwest of Dallas.

What will happen is anyone's guess, of course, but now's the time to register your vote for what you believe will be the most likely outcome.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I'm the only one that has voted so far...

They will all show up but not recognize each other...start talking while they are waiting and form a lasting life bond.

http://www.collectortimes.com/2000_08/3geeks.jpg

 

[estevie]

No one will show but all will claim victory.


'Cause each will claim that they weren't going to show in the first place because only an idiot would show up!

 

[Bidin~Time]

They'll all show up. After sizing one another up, they will decide to have a drink and 'talk it over'. They'll end up drunk, singing sea shantys and the local kareoke bar til the wee hours, and bribe Daedalus to report it was a 'virtual' bloodbath.

 

[Wrong Element]

Oh, I'm glad someone is keeping track of this. I didn't want to take him off ignore to see if he had posted about the impending Showdown at the LT Corral.

No one has voted yet for LT kicking Warmachine's ass. I'm not going to be the first.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm the only one that has voted so far...

They will all show up but not recognize each other...start talking while they are waiting and form a lasting life bond.

http://www.collectortimes.com/2000_08/3geeks.jpg

That would be so cute...

Unfortunately, it's probably more likely that an innocent bystander gets beaten up in a case of mistaken identity.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No one will show but all will claim victory.

'Cause each will claim that they weren't going to show in the first place because only an idiot would show up!

This one seems to be leading the poll at the moment. (By the way, the poll is set to expire just before noon on June 10th, so it won't be possible to vote after the fact.)

 

[Byron In Exile]

They'll all show up. After sizing one another up, they will decide to have a drink and 'talk it over'. They'll end up drunk, singing sea shantys and the local kareoke bar til the wee hours, and bribe Daedalus to report it was a 'virtual' bloodbath.

LOL!

These "Others" are great.

It would be totally funny if something like this happened, but hard to determine if it did...

Maybe there's a need for more witnesses. Anyone else in Dallas want to pop out to Mohler's on June 10th?

 

[MaggieH]

I gotta go with, "who gives a fuck?" I have two of the three of them on ignore, and rarely see the other's posts because I just don't seem to find the same threads interesting, I guess.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I gotta go with, "who gives a fuck?" I have two of the three of them on ignore, and rarely see the other's posts because I just don't seem to find the same threads interesting, I guess.

Let's not be too hasty, Maggie — you were interested enough to post to the thread, and that's more interest than most of the people who've voted so far.

Do you live anywhere near Dallas?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh, I'm glad someone is keeping track of this. I didn't want to take him off ignore to see if he had posted about the impending Showdown at the LT Corral.

He seems strangely quiet.

Perhaps he's either en route or pretending to be.

No one has voted yet for LT kicking Warmachine's ass. I'm not going to be the first.

Someone has! It's now tied 1:1 for the "everyone shows" possibility, as to who kicks whose ass.

 

[Liontamr]

It's now tied 1:1 for the "everyone shows" possibility, as to who kicks whose ass.

Of course LT had to vote for himself.

Then again, I couldn't give a crap about either of them... It's not like either one will show up.

 

[Lasher]

If anyone shows it will only be out of a desperate hope for anal sex.

 

[thegirlfriday11]

violence is disgusting
so are men who behave this way

 

[Byron In Exile]

Of course LT had to vote for himself.

Nine times! lol!

So it's probably 3:0 for Warmachine.

I'll make a note.

 

[Ishmael]

I voted "other."

At least thirty people will show up all claiming to be LT. (With some legitimacy once the MPD is factored in.)

The one named WARMACH1NE will admit to getting his ass kicked and the one named Daeda1us will swear to it.

The 28 remaining LT's will return to lit and start endless threads about whether it was the kick to the crotch or the overwhelming laughter when LT dropped his drawers and showed WARMACH1NE his dick that finally decided the contest.

Regardless, June 11 and the two weeks thereafter will be insufferable.

Ishmael

 

[Byron In Exile]

I voted "other."

At least thirty people will show up all claiming to be LT. (With some legitimacy once the MPD is factored in.)

The one named WARMACH1NE will admit to getting his ass kicked and the one named Daeda1us will swear to it.

The 28 remaining LT's will return to lit and start endless threads about whether it was the kick to the crotch or the overwhelming laughter when LT dropped his drawers and showed WARMACH1NE his dick that finally decided the contest.

Regardless, June 11 and the two weeks thereafter will be insufferable.

Another interesting "other" scenario.

I hadn't considered LT's "Alts" actually showing up, but apparently with MPD patients this is quite possible...

 

[gravyrug]

Maybe there's a need for more witnesses. Anyone else in Dallas want to pop out to Mohler's on June 10th?

Well, as it turns out, I'm gonna be down in Austin visiting Nora and Eumie that day, and I'll be damned if I skip seeing two sexy ladies to watch LT and Warmachine make asses of themselves.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well, as it turns out, I'm gonna be down in Austin visiting Nora and Eumie that day, and I'll be damned if I skip seeing two sexy ladies to watch LT and Warmachine make asses of themselves.

Wow — you guys could all go! Geez, I might even go now. And it won't be just LT and Warmachine, but at least 8 and possibly as many as 28 of LT's "Alts" as well!

 

[gravyrug]

Wow — you guys could all go! Geez, I might even go now. And it won't be just LT and Warmachine, but at least 8 and possibly as many as 28 of LT's "Alts" as well!

I doubt I could convince 'em. They've both had lots of driving time recently, and more to come the day after, so three hours to Dallas to see LT do something stupid is a hard sell. I'm pretty sure you'd be welcome in Austin, though.

 

[Ladybird]

"Daedalus will show up alone, and waste an hour of his time."

Warmachine won't bother turning up, I don't think he's taking any of this seriously... and LT will find an excuse not to be there, when really he's afraid of getting his arse kicked, big time.

Daedalus will be a great witness to a non-event.

 

[Wrong Element]

I voted "other."

At least thirty people will show up all claiming to be LT. (With some legitimacy once the MPD is factored in.)

The one named WARMACH1NE will admit to getting his ass kicked and the one named Daeda1us will swear to it.

The 28 remaining LT's will return to lit and start endless threads about whether it was the kick to the crotch or the overwhelming laughter when LT dropped his drawers and showed WARMACH1NE his dick that finally decided the contest.

Regardless, June 11 and the two weeks thereafter will be insufferable.

Now I'm getting a Matrix Reloaded vibe. Hundreds of sweatervested psychos coming after Keanu Reeves.

 

[phrodeau]

Daedalus arrives and greets WARMACHINE. WARMACHINE gives him a vantage point from a distance.

LovingTongue arrives, and WARMACHINE greets him, introducing himself as Daedalus. He offers to spar with LovingTongue to warm him up before the Big Match.

Daedalus watches as WARMACHINE and LovingTongue spar for a bit, until WARMACHINE turns on the grudge and goes into Samsonite gorilla mode, catching LovingTongue with his trunks down.

The end.

 

[KRCummings]

They all kill each other and the rest of us live happily ever after.

 

[Betticus]

The gunfight scene from the good, the bad and the ugly.