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[jezzilee]

I could get a set up like this guy:

http://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/79/80/1382405824-3cc43880ee119871dc42f2c1d92b06fe.jpg

Just try to snuggle up to my left side in bed though.


Comshaw

Left side snuggling...I think that would be prudent, unless the chainsaw is detachable and then a trip to an adult toy store to fit it with new accessories would also be ... prudent *insert wiggling eyebrows here*

One like this.

Thor, that is gorgeous!! Silver is my favorite color!

Only with it's M4 attachment, otherwise it's a "one at a time type of deal".

I also have lots of purell.

Purell? Now you're talking! Hand sanitizer and baby wipes, two things my apocalyptic haven will be well stocked up with!

 

[VIPER2121]

I like that you still keep your sexiness going in the zombie world of tomorrow

 

[Comshaw]

Left side snuggling...I think that would be prudent, unless the chainsaw is detachable and then a trip to an adult toy store to fit it with new accessories would also be ... prudent *insert wiggling eyebrows here*
(snip)

As deviant as my mind is, I never thought of that, which means it took a deviant mind to consider it. I think you're the perfect choice for an ATZA (after the zombie apocalypse) partner!

So I went out and found a prototype for your approval:

https://media.giphy.com/media/XfFW4zoBwtSBW/source.gif

Comshaw

 

[jezzilee]

I like that you still keep your sexiness going in the zombie world of tomorrow

Orgasm is the only thing that keeps me sane I think, I will need lots of those in times like these I would imagine!

As deviant as my mind is, I never thought of that, which means it took a deviant mind to consider it. I think you're the perfect choice for an ATZA (after the zombie apocalypse) partner!

So I went out and found a prototype for your approval:

https://media.giphy.com/media/XfFW4zoBwtSBW/source.gif

Comshaw

It was one of the first places that my mind went!! I like that very much but it has to be made with some sort of hypo allergenic material. I like glass and steel a lot because many of the real feel and rubber type materials they use I am allergic to and that means no fun for me.

 

[VIPER2121]

Orgasm is the only thing that keeps me sane I think, I will need lots of those in times like these I would imagine!



It was one of the first places that my mind went!! I like that very much but it has to be made with some sort of hypo allergenic material. I like glass and steel a lot because many of the real feel and rubber type materials they use I am allergic to and that means no fun for me.

Would that be a chain-gang-bang?

 

[jezzilee]

Would that be a chain-gang-bang?

I'm not that kinda girl!

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm not that kinda girl!

Demanding (not begging) the question, "Then just what kinda girl ARE you?"

 

[jezzilee]

Demanding (not begging) the question, "Then just what kinda girl ARE you?"

The other kind?

Or... the other ... other kind.

I s'pose I could be the other, other, other kind too if you're a really smooth talker!

 

[Comshaw]

Orgasm is the only thing that keeps me sane I think, I will need lots of those in times like these I would imagine!



It was one of the first places that my mind went!! I like that very much but it has to be made with some sort of hypo allergenic material. I like glass and steel a lot because many of the real feel and rubber type materials they use I am allergic to and that means no fun for me.

Okey then....how...about...this:

http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/0250504001238048729/Concrete_Vibrator_Neeles.jpg
A concrete vibrator....with a little ingenuity, a welder and some stainless steel rod I think I could make it to your requirements. The damn thing might need a saddle though, or at least a couple of hand holds to keep you from flying off.

Comshaw

 

[jezzilee]

Okey then....how...about...this:

http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/0250504001238048729/Concrete_Vibrator_Neeles.jpg
A concrete vibrator....with a little ingenuity, a welder and some stainless steel rod I think I could make it to your requirements. The damn thing might need a saddle though, or at least a couple of hand holds to keep you from flying off.

Comshaw

Does it come in silver or chrome? if so....perfect!! Stainless is silver in color I could go for stainless!!

 

[Paendragon]

Purell? Now you're talking! Hand sanitizer and baby wipes, two things my apocalyptic haven will be well stocked up with!

Well, no one wants to feel unclean. At least not in the zombie guts kind of way.

 

[jezzilee]

Have you seen zombies? They are disgusting.

I saw a post about how this mortician is tying all dead peoples shoelaces together in case of a zombie apocalypse... *teehee* forgot, I am not suppused to say that...*giggles instead.*

 

[badmatt]

You sir, are not permitted to live in a lib world.

Self sufficient, you ruin the playbook.

All your terms are banned.

Bah. Raised by a nurse and a Marine. Former Boy Scout. Preparation is key to surviving bad situations or taking advantage of good ones.

Treehouse?

Between the chainsaws and the bull dozer, it'd be something we could definitely do!

I thought I would give you a heads up. I saw your post on the Bikers of the Apocalypse website. Pretty sure your going to have company.

I mean, bikers are fun. I grew up in one of the biggest biker towns I ever heard of.

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I look at the zombie apocalypse as a chance to make a great contribution to the continuation of humanity...even if my only contribution is to the re-population side of things.


(oh damn, I just zombified a dead thread, sorry)

 

[jaF0]

Bah. Raised by a nurse and a Marine. Former Boy Scout. Preparation is key to surviving bad situations or taking advantage of good ones.

Is that why it took you over three years to find your way back to this thread?

 

[erostwo]

Rte66

Do you know the difference between an IRA and a ROTH? I didn't until now i'm looking at it... so, nose in and back to the grindstone.

 

[jaF0]

Do you know the difference between an IRA and a ROTH? I didn't until now i'm looking at it... so, nose in and back to the grindstone.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?