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First stop is sporting goods store.
Second stop is Northern Tool or Tractor Supply
The assess the situation.
 
My grandmas name is Edna.

PS I AM the naughty list.

I'm working my way up the list, eventually I'll get to you. Still, Ill need to see some proof to back up that claim. :D

100 acre plot in TN, whole property fenced in. Supplied, self-sustaining power, firearms, bulldozer, chainsaws, axes.

I thought I would give you a heads up. I saw your post on the Bikers of the Apocalypse website. Pretty sure your going to have company.

I gave a moments hesitation when I wrote it. Hindsight says I should have given longer.

No, your timing was just right. You'll fit right in around here ;).
 
I get some credit. I resisted making the obvious joke for a few hours. :eek:

Would you like a cookie? A pat on the head? A lollipop? Your will power is amazing!

I thought it, but I'm not into low hanging fruit.

You may be missing the sweetest ones!

First stop is sporting goods store.
Second stop is Northern Tool or Tractor Supply
The assess the situation.

Don't forget the pharmacy. I am not talking recreational either, all the medications that will be needed along with an entire plethora of gauze and bandages and other much needed items in one place.
 
I have been reading up on zombie apocalypse scenarios and most experts on the subject ( yes there are experts on the subject) believe it to be possible and probable but no deaths will occur it will be living zombies due to a virus. Probably easier to kill!
 
I have been reading up on zombie apocalypse scenarios and most experts on the subject ( yes there are experts on the subject) believe it to be possible and probable but no deaths will occur it will be living zombies due to a virus. Probably easier to kill!

Is that similar to vampires being based on a blood disease of royals living in Romani centuries ago?
 
26 years of [BillMurrayinStripesVoice] "Army Training" [/BMiSV] All of it was in one of the two reserve ccomponents but it included about 6 years of mobilization time post 9/11. One of the most important skills is simply not freaking out when everything is going to hell.

Between Army leadership experience, civilian management positions, and volunteer experience that included training on active listening skills I'm pretty good at knitting together and motivating teams from different backgrounds.

The combination of keeping my own head and active listening skills works really well in dealing with people that are going through major emotional crises...like finding themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. We've all seen the movies. Interpersonal conflict and freaking out is like ringing the zombie dinner bell.

I am not talking recreational either, all the medications that will be needed along with an entire plethora of gauze and bandages and other much needed items in one place.
You might be surprised what medical equipment is available in the animal care section of farm supply oriented stores like Tractor Supply. Common antibiotics are on the shelf. Technically they aren't for human consumption but chemically they are the same. Someplace like Tractor Supply is good for one stop shopping before you start hitting more specialized stores.
 
Mojave

I'm also in with 10 acres of land south west of the Owens Valley Range instantly doubling my investment of $7,500 with a $65,000 base price depending on the floor plan 1 or 2 bedroom with 1 1/2 baths! Through in some improvements when's the game start?
 
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Why do we keep getting such a bad rap? Fuck....we like you for your brains...not your bodies.
 
26 years of [BillMurrayinStripesVoice] "Army Training" [/BMiSV] All of it was in one of the two reserve ccomponents but it included about 6 years of mobilization time post 9/11. One of the most important skills is simply not freaking out when everything is going to hell.

Between Army leadership experience, civilian management positions, and volunteer experience that included training on active listening skills I'm pretty good at knitting together and motivating teams from different backgrounds.

The combination of keeping my own head and active listening skills works really well in dealing with people that are going through major emotional crises...like finding themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. We've all seen the movies. Interpersonal conflict and freaking out is like ringing the zombie dinner bell.

Instead of vitamins we could hand out a daily valium!


You might be surprised what medical equipment is available in the animal care section of farm supply oriented stores like Tractor Supply. Common antibiotics are on the shelf. Technically they aren't for human consumption but chemically they are the same. Someplace like Tractor Supply is good for one stop shopping before you start hitting more specialized stores.

Tractor Supply stores sure do have a lot of things that would aid in our survival at the end of days. I really like the one they just put in here. They have chicks!!! Not the hotties you find at Hooters, but the cute little ones that peep peep peep~


Is that similar to vampires being based on a blood disease of royals living in Romani centuries ago?

Are you trying to make me think tonight? :cool:

Hey, you ever watch that treehouse program on TV?

I love that show!

I'm also in with 10 acres of land south west of the Owens Valley Range instantly doubling my investment of $7,500 with a $65,000 base price depending on the floor plan 1 or 2 bedroom with 1 1/2 baths! Through in some improvements when's the game start?

Are you shamelessly attempting to make a profit in my non~profit be kind to your neighbor, we're all in this together (not at all an -I just wanna make sure I am gonna find a guy with a nice hard dick to hide in a tree~house with me until the zombie apocalypse is over-) kind of thread?

I am just here for an application

What are you going to do with it?

Why do we keep getting such a bad rap? Fuck....we like you for your brains...not your bodies.

NEXT! :rolleyes:

Uh-ha. Speak for yourself, I'll take the body!

See? :D
 
They have chicks!!!
I am sure the sign announcing them I saw a couple years ago and said "Pick some up today" was unintentional ;)

Valium is one option but short of looting....er emergency reallocation of resources... there's always the butt stroke if they can't be talked down. No not that butt stroke. I mean the one involving the butt of the rifle. It's a bit scary that right after that thought I read you bringing up Tractor supply chicks. Warped minds....

What are you going to do with it?
If he says kindling I say we let him in the club.
 
As I live in the US I am asking for answers in the continental US I think Alaska would be a wonderful place to run off and escape to...

Back on track, what part of this country (or if you are from another where in your country) do you think would be the best to be during the Z invasion?
 
As I live in the US I am asking for answers in the continental US I think Alaska would be a wonderful place to run off and escape to...

Back on track, what part of this country (or if you are from another where in your country) do you think would be the best to be during the Z invasion?

Oh, we have zombies here, too.
 
In the event of a looming zombie apocalypse, I suggest we pool our funds for one of these.

https://www.marineinsight.com/boati...lsv-worlds-first-self-sufficient-super-yacht/

Designed by British designer Richard Sauter of Sauter Zero Carbon design, this 144.3- ft super yacht harnesses energy from three major sources of sustainable energy- the sun, wind and waves. Consisting of two hydroponic farms and fishing facilities to harvest the sea, the aim of this all green innovation is to cut down CO2 emissions by 50%. Says Sauter of the Ocean Empire, “The Ocean Empire life support Super yacht liberates the Super yacht community from its strict dependence on unsustainable resources by harnessing the renewable collective power ever present in the Earths Biosphere.”
 
In the event of a looming zombie apocalypse, I suggest we pool our funds for one of these.

https://www.marineinsight.com/boati...lsv-worlds-first-self-sufficient-super-yacht/

Designed by British designer Richard Sauter of Sauter Zero Carbon design, this 144.3- ft super yacht harnesses energy from three major sources of sustainable energy- the sun, wind and waves. Consisting of two hydroponic farms and fishing facilities to harvest the sea, the aim of this all green innovation is to cut down CO2 emissions by 50%. Says Sauter of the Ocean Empire, “The Ocean Empire life support Super yacht liberates the Super yacht community from its strict dependence on unsustainable resources by harnessing the renewable collective power ever present in the Earths Biosphere.”


I'm in! Does it have a tree house option?
 
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