Applications here please

[spacekowboy]

I can't cum OR finish writing my erotic story until you tell me how it feels to have your cock sucked.
Also I'm a virgin who's never been touched.
Except by Jesus.

Jesus is a dirty birdy.
It feels exactly like stepping on a Lego barefoot at 3:00am

But in a good way.

 

[bluebell]

Jesus is a dirty birdy.
It feels exactly like stepping on a Lego barefoot at 3:00am

But in a good way.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand...cue VAG BATTER.

 

[doowdniw]

http://crestpacificbeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stolichnaya-vodka-flavors-san-diego.jpg

Gee, I wonder what demographic they're marketing to. It's almost as bad as wine coolers.

 

[spacekowboy]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand...cue VAG BATTER.

*sploosh.


No really.

 

[evesdream]

This should happen.


Does this count as a back dimple?

You fox

Lit Chat?
NN keeps me in cock, yes. Bless him.

I'm humbled by your compliments and overwhelmed by your kindness- those ladies are beauties!
As. Is. Your. Rump.
Thank you, darling. You can sit by me anytime you want. I will only fondle with permission.


You know all this is making you spoogey.

It's making ME spoogey.

*grope*