Applications here please

[Disgustipated]

NN is a lucky dude.

 

[Lorilei]

WOOT!!! Bluey pics!!!

 

[Not Normal]

1. I start and delete more than I post. It's a sickness, I'm looking into having it checked out by a professional. But thank you truly, because LURVE.

2. You. Want me. To post MY bits. In a thread. With:
- Your magical butt
- Yossi's magical butt
- Mischka's magical butt
-The ghost of Farrah's magical butt (because we all know THAT av is burned into our brains)

?

Holy marshmallows, woman. My butt, bits, and anything else would never ever compete, so I won't try- HOWEVER! I will give what my shy heart can bear at the moment. They are not super fresh off the presses (I tend to choose sleep over dirty picture-taking most days) but will have to do.

I remember, quite fondly, when I first saw those photos.

NN is a lucky dude.

You know it!

WOOT!!! Bluey pics!!!

Right?

 

[Lorilei]

I remember, quite fondly, when I first saw those photos.

You know it!

Right?

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

 

[yossi]

My butt isn't magical! It's just large. Bluey, and I say this with all due respect, I am now, in my head, smooshing my face into your boobies. (Totally not smashing my face up to my phone screen. Totally not....)

Also, you have the most adorable freckles and a super sexy come hither stare.

 

[Not Normal]

My butt isn't magical! It's just large. Bluey, and I say this with all due respect, I am now, in my head, smooshing my face into your boobies. (Totally not smashing my face up to my phone screen. Totally not....)

Also, you have the most adorable freckles and a super sexy come hither stare.

MMMM those freckles are er'where...

 

[yossi]

MMMM those freckles are er'where...

Don't tease me so, dear sir! I just can't take it.

 

[Not Normal]

Don't tease me so, dear sir! I just can't take it.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

[Damariscotta]

Sorry.

 

[Lorilei]

An oldie.

 

[Lorilei]

Still delicious.

Dude!!!!

 

[yossi]

An oldie.

Outdoor nudity...I approve.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b8b54ac6b6f4dd2fb9fada2be9527025/tumblr_inline_n8f900p4AA1r991sr.gif

 

[Damariscotta]

.....

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh nice. There's an ass thread about and no one thinks to give me a heads up. What the fuck, Charles.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The type write hurts my butt and the punishment is a straight to the A.

 

[Riles]

Oh nice. There's an ass thread about and no one thinks to give me a heads up. What the fuck, Charles.

Don't you get enough ass as it is?

 

[spacekowboy]

Don't you get enough ass as it is?

Nevah! Nevah I say!!

 

[Riles]

Nevah! Nevah I say!!

Greedy boy.

 

[Disgustipated]

An oldie.

DamYummy,

Still delicious.

A dam sighting!

 

[bluebell]

NN is a lucky dude.

He is: I bought him a box of Ding Dongs last week!
Thank you, sir.

WOOT!!! Bluey pics!!!

I should text you some funny ones of when I went glasses shopping.

I remember, quite fondly, when I first saw those photos.

Perv!

My butt isn't magical! It's just large. Bluey, and I say this with all due respect, I am now, in my head, smooshing my face into your boobies. (Totally not smashing my face up to my phone screen. Totally not....)

Also, you have the most adorable freckles and a super sexy come hither stare.

Um. Hello? Have you MET your butt? Its mystical. Magical, as it were. I could write poems!
Smooshing? Oh please DO.

 

[bluebell]

Still delicious.

Gasp!

An oldie.

Double gasp!

Both of you, please report to my bedroom immediately.
Yossi, too.

 

[Garnate]

*Subscribes for the goodness that is LitGirlAss*

 

[Riles]

*Subscribes for the goodness that is LitGirlAss*

Exactly.

And

Ditto.

 

[yossi]

More butt.

 

[spacekowboy]

This thread needs a Jurgens and Kleenex dispenser at the door.