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LaurahW said:
Are your tastes always the same? I never know exactly what will get me going, but I know it when I see it. I contradict myself because of that. I won't NOT talk to someone just because they don't, or never did, wear a uniform, AND it's not ALL guys in uniforms, any more than it's all of anything.
The Betty Grable comment was made to me by a WWII Navy Master Chief, and I took it as a real compliment. She was far younger then than I am now, and to be compared to such an icon was awesome. I am a history buff, I should be a history teacher, but I can't often tolerate other people's children, so I just indulge that for myself. I don't really care if no one else gets the point of that statement.
And as far as the profile, they didn't exactly give much room to be more specific, so I put in what came to me at the time I posted it.
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I doubt if there's one in ten here that have any idea how popular Betty Grable was. I'd bet there was enough seaman seman spilled over her image to float a battleship. (Sorry, I just couldnt resist). And that was high praise indeed from that old sailor.

For those that have no idea who Betty Grable was here's some history.

http://worldsfamousphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/betty-grable-1942.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NPwU_5nGQiI/TOAeRyVCNXI/AAAAAAAADWQ/kd1PkObzsWI/s1600/flj5835k3no8855f.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gml0qIICeuM/S-hsTgd6JhI/AAAAAAAAAfI/RLdV_HAnxeU/s400/4.jpg
 
LeatherChaps said:
I doubt if there's one in ten here that have any idea how popular Betty Grable was. I'd bet there was enough seaman seman spilled over her image to float a battleship. (Sorry, I just couldnt resist). And that was high praise indeed from that old sailor.

For those that have no idea who Betty Grable was here's some history.

http://worldsfamousphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/betty-grable-1942.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NPwU_5nGQiI/TOAeRyVCNXI/AAAAAAAADWQ/kd1PkObzsWI/s1600/flj5835k3no8855f.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gml0qIICeuM/S-hsTgd6JhI/AAAAAAAAAfI/RLdV_HAnxeU/s400/4.jpg
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Thank you so much for that! It's nice to know more than one person knows how effin' cool that comment was. And thank you for your service. My father in law was a Seebee in the South Pacific during that war, and she was one of the few things from his time in service he would talk about.
 
okayterrific said:
haha, yeah, i gotta say that mentioning you have legs like betty grable isn't exactly doing you any favors. sure she was hot back in the day, but she's been dead for nearly 40 years. you might want to update your reference.
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Not a chance. It was one of the nicest compliments I have ever received.
 
LaurahW said:
If you can pass certain criteria. I have been on Lit for a whopping three days, and have posted some of this in other threads, but after a post I made yesterday it becomes clear to me I need to be very specific. Just so there are no hurt feelings or misunderstandings from the start.
I am 47 years old, tall, blond, and very comfortable with myself and my sexuality. So, In the best Jeff Foxworthy format:

You might qualify if:
1) you are at LEAST 25 years old. I am no cougar, and more, I'm not willing to be a teacher. I want someone who knows what he wants, and knows how to make it happen for himself, and his partner.
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that.
3) you have a sense of humor. Mine is wicked and twisted.
4) you don't ask me what fetishes I'm into. I don't consider what I like so much a fetish as a guideline.
5) you have some intelligence, as well as a good dose of common sense. I have no patience for stupid on any level.

I'll start with that, and I'm sure I will get comments, which is what I'm after. If you can't pass all of these, please enjoy your stay on Lit, but search else where.
Thank you.
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OK, here goes:

You might qualify if:
1) you are at LEAST 25 years old. I am no cougar, and more, I'm not willing to be a teacher. I want someone who knows what he wants, and knows how to make it happen for himself, and his partner. I am 51...but only 36 if you don't count weekends or holidays.
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that. If I wanted to show off, I'd send a pic of my cock....but I'd have to use a fish eye lens to make it look like it is awe-inspiring, and I don't have a fisheye lens. Besides, I don't know how to post pictures too well anyways.
3) you have a sense of humor. Mine is wicked and twisted. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. There are three types of people in this world - those that can count, and those that can't. Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.
4) you don't ask me what fetishes I'm into. I don't consider what I like so much a fetish as a guideline. I give you permission to ask me what MY fetishes are. I thoroughly enjoy explaining them in detail...lots and lots of detail.
5) you have some intelligence, as well as a good dose of common sense. I have no patience for stupid on any level.
I should have read this question first....would have saved me from writing all the other gibberish...no if I can delete all this and not accidentally hit "Submit," I shouldn't be as embarrassed by my answers...
 
jeff_is_smiling said:
OK, here goes:

You might qualify if:
1) you are at LEAST 25 years old. I am no cougar, and more, I'm not willing to be a teacher. I want someone who knows what he wants, and knows how to make it happen for himself, and his partner. I am 51...but only 36 if you don't count weekends or holidays.
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that. If I wanted to show off, I'd send a pic of my cock....but I'd have to use a fish eye lens to make it look like it is awe-inspiring, and I don't have a fisheye lens. Besides, I don't know how to post pictures too well anyways.
3) you have a sense of humor. Mine is wicked and twisted. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. There are three types of people in this world - those that can count, and those that can't. Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.
4) you don't ask me what fetishes I'm into. I don't consider what I like so much a fetish as a guideline. I give you permission to ask me what MY fetishes are. I thoroughly enjoy explaining them in detail...lots and lots of detail.
5) you have some intelligence, as well as a good dose of common sense. I have no patience for stupid on any level.
I should have read this question first....would have saved me from writing all the other gibberish...no if I can delete all this and not accidentally hit "Submit," I shouldn't be as embarrassed by my answers...
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OK Jeff, you certainly got my attention. Now what are you going to do with it?
 
LaurahW said:
Not a chance. It was one of the nicest compliments I have ever received.
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and well you should have been enthused...nose art type pinup models from that era STILL stand the test of time....

hmmmm

I haven't pulled a drag in a while, a bit hairy to fish for betty grable comparisons....

But if yours even SORT of through thick lenses and thicker fog of time remind a gezzer of Betty, I gotta have a peek at those gams!
 
LaurahW said:
Thank you so much for that! It's nice to know more than one person knows how effin' cool that comment was. And thank you for your service. My father in law was a Seebee in the South Pacific during that war, and she was one of the few things from his time in service he would talk about.
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Well I wasnt in the service, but I can sure identify the Original Pin up Girl.


(And just how long are yours anyway?)
 
LaurahW said:
2)you don't send me a picture of your cock. Come on guys! really?? I have seen my share of those, and probably a couple of other people's shares, too. Besides, that won't tell me if you know how to use it, just that you have one, and I can always buy a dildo for that.
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This is a big problem. Males think that because they want to see womens bits that we want to see theirs. I could care less what their dicks look like. I am more interested in how well it works.
 
orgasmsgalore said:
This is a big problem. Males think that because they want to see womens bits that we want to see theirs. I could care less what their dicks look like. I am more interested in how well it works.
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Not to mention that the ones that are huge are a total waste on me. I am also far more interested in the quality rather than the size of the package.
 
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