Anyone want a Bobtoad?

[Naked Hunny]

Ack Im sick of him!! Hes up for grabs ladies and gents!! That is if anyone else on this board can put up with his high and mighty bullshit!! Apparently Mr. Toad wants to be a baptist pastor!! No big deal right!! Yea until he starts feeding you crap about how you are a bad christian because you dont attend church every sunday like a good little girl!! He can kiss my ass!! He knows nothing about me and my beliefs why because hes too hardheaded to listen!! I hate assholes who think they are better than everyone else!!

If any of you can put up with him, you can have him because he is no longer mine!!

 

[Deborah]

Naked Hunny, how much are you paying to take him off your hands?

This could save me a trip to the store to buy dog food. Here, doggy, have a Bobtoad.

Bodtoad doesn't know shit about religion. I think he is still looking for information to debate with Dixon on a thread Bobtoad started. Doh!

 

[Cheyenne]

A future babtist minister at a porn site? Now that IS funny!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Religion and christianity is not to be debated on here, my bad.


As usual The world is right I am wrong

[Edited by bobtoad777 on 09-24-2000 at 08:54 AM]

 

[Patryn]

I do not, repeat, do not want him.

I dunno if a minister on a porn site is so odd, considering my friend the Catholic priest, who isn't affiliated with a parish right now, but IS still a priest, who makes moonshine in his basement, and curses more than I do. But at least he listens to and respects my beliefs, even though they are different from his.

 

[Cheyenne]

oh oh, that ought to get a few people going, Mr. Toad *Cheyenne ducks the flying rotten tomatoes and heads for the nearest exit from this thread... fast!*

hey, you edited your post away so now mine makes no sense!

[Edited by Cheyenne on 09-24-2000 at 08:53 AM]

 

[Bobtoad777]

A future babtist minister at a porn site? Now that IS funny!

I suppose that it is better than for me not to read porn, and get relief and an outlet for sexual tensions but to go live aholy life then take off and take advantage of women who come to me for counselling and run off with my secretary and get caught on national television with a hooker.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Heres my question for Mr. Toad and maybe he can answer it!! Since when does being a witch mean you have to be an atheist or a pagan? Can not one have many belief systems from which they form their own beliefs!!??

 

[Cheyenne]

A future babtist minister at a porn site? Now that IS funny!

I suppose that it is better than for me not to read porn, and get relief and an outlet for sexual tensions but to go live aholy life then take off and take advantage of women who come to me for counselling and run off with my secretary and get caught on national television with a hooker.

Wow, those are your only two options?

 

[Savage Kitten]

NH

I'll take him. But don't ask for him back after I've trained him *chuckles*

 

[Bobtoad777]

It would seem so by popular media transfixtion of the Pastoral Career, either you lead a holy pure lifestyle that they catch you screwing your secretary.

or you dont bother to try to live a pure lifestyle in the first place

 

[Naked Hunny]

For everyone who missed Mr. Toad's posti went back and copied it for you as not to makethe rest of us look like complete fools!!


BOBTOAD!! My problem isnt that she wont go to church every day is she says that she is a Christian and a witch. When I was training to be an apprentice "warlock" oh how i hate that term. I was told that What we we worshiped was God's creation casue we could not worship God as a human. Others told us that there is no God, but you could still be a christian and a witch.

I have nothing against the choices that people make, if they wish to be a witch all the power to them.


There is a difference between Religion and Christianity, most however fail to want to realize that differnce.


1 Samuel 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

2 Chronicles 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

Galatians 5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

 

[Deborah]

Let me tell you just how happy it makes me, Bobtoad, that you are taking up the cross on behalf of all Christians on this BB. Where the hell is Jimmy Swaggert when you need him? Fuck, I'd settle for Benny Hinn just to watch him heal Bobtoad's virginity.

 

[Guest]

Here it goes again. Naked Hunny & bobtoad are so obviously perfect for each other. Both are starved for attention & will do whatever it takes to be the main attraction. My advice for both of them would be to take some time off from the computer & interact with people in real life. I have to wonder how someone can be a full time mom when they spend hours on the computer at a porn site. bobtoad just needs to get out more, there is a whole world out there. I used to enjoy this board, but haven't been around much as the Naked Hunny/bobtoad show has taken over everything. I wish you both the best of luck, you need it.

 

[Savage Kitten]

I've tried to stay calm about this..but dang it NH... you both are being so IMMATURE!

Just to let everyone know.. .I asked bobtoad to delete his post... religion is not something to be argued about.. the more you fight about it the more you turn people away from it.

If you don't want to be his friend anymore then that is your decision. STOP MAKING EXCUSES!

Patience, understanding, and guidance goes a long way

GROW UP!

 

[*Eve*]

Uhh ohh, I think you'd better watch out Bobtoad with Deborah, you remember what happened to Flagg. You may start out he dog but you'll end up her bitch.

 

[Expertise]

Merely an observation

Benny Hinn has the coolest hair. Even though it must require a ton of Final Net.

Nice to see a change from the "Wind tunnel tested and approved" coife that most of them sport.

Merely a comment. I'm out

 

[Silverlily]

Oh Bobert...

James 4:12 - There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you - who are you to judge your neighbor?

Matthew 7:1,2 - Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measrue you use, it will be measured to you.

and the every popular
John 8:7 - ...If anyone of you be without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.

Got your ducks in a row, Mr. Toad? Some of us don't appreciate witch bashing.

[Edited by Kitten Eyes on 09-24-2000 at 10:09 AM]

 

[Guest]

The Hebrew word "kashaph" translated to "witch" twice in English language bibles means "one who practices magic."

Oh my fucking God, Dixon Carter Lee is a witch! No wonder he puts the ladies under a spell.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sigh*

Looke you two, just knock off the histrionics. Enough already. Bobtoad, you should look into catholicism. (No fense to the catholics) You're such a perfect martyr I'm sure you'll be sainted in no time. Oh poor bobtoad, those people are so mean to you. We don't validate your existance Bob, only you do that, so don't try to make us do it with your little "i'm sorry, i'm always wrong you're always right, i'm such a pathetic toad no one likes me" bull puckey. No one is going to kiss your booboos and make them all better, you're supposed to be a grown man you know. Act like it.

NH, get a grip here babe. Next time you get into an online relationship, keep it to yourself for a while, don't go charging to the board with shouts of OH I LOVE HIM!!!! cause you probably don't.

One more thing, BT, open a concordance. You'll see all sorts of references to sex and how its a sin to commit by thought or deed outside the boundaries of marriage. You can't rationalize that its better to look at porn than buy a hooker. Its still the sin of sex as far as the religion is concerned. I suggest you go back to church hun, and ask your pastor if you don't believe me.

Someone else's personal religious beliefs are not yours to change. Period. Its that free will thing, you know? The only thing you can do is try to be the best Christian you can (from what I can tell, you missed the point) and show them the way. But you can't, can you? Because you are a hypocrite. You expect NH to fall into the Christian lifestyle, while you yourself make rationalizations for not doing so. You aren't just lying to yourself and everyone else, but you are lying to God, whom you profess to follow.

I'm the perfect example of a terrible Christian, because I don't keep God's law and I know it. You are worse, because you don't keep God's law, but you pretend you do and everything is okay.

I'm really starting not to like you BT. I get all the whining and attempts at manipulation I can handle from my mother. Grow up and be a man will ya?

 

[Savage Kitten]

one more thought b4 i go

we all have to realise that we only see one side of a persons personality here on the board.

I am not perfect and I know it. Nor am I trying to preach to you guys.

Before any of can be critical and judgmental we have to know the whole story.. .and thats not possible.

I'm not making excuses for anyone.... or trying to "kiss any boo-boo's" I'm just saying, how can a person do the right thing if they don't know what the right thing is.. or have never been shown how to do it? Most of us take for granted having a family or some kind of support system that taught us social graces, gave us responsibilities to help us reach maturity, told us 'hush! don't say that in public!'

Not everyone has had that. Not everyone has had a father that would sit down and say "Tell me your problem son/daughter and we'll work it out" (so how are they suppose to know how to communicate?)

The easy way out is to get flusterated and shout your negativities. Do This! Do That! Do it now!... instead try saying.... Do this, this way. Do that, that way. Do it now, with my help.

Patience, Understanding, and Guidance

***Peace N Love***
I'm Out

[Edited by Savage Kitten on 09-24-2000 at 10:20 AM]

 

[Patryn]

You know what I just remembered? Naked Hunny, you were pretty upset a few days ago when Bobtoad posted how much he loved you? You said he should have kept personal things personal, right? Well, what is then that you're doing right here?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Who's a witch?

I will now count to three and you all will awake with no memory of what has gone on here. You will, however, all have a distinct urge to send me naked photos. Also, many of you will begin making barnyard animal sounds whenever using public restrooms. One...Two..Three!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well this explains the mooooing.

 

[mass2]

Catholicism would be the way to go, as long as your not caught with a live animal or a dead boy, you are ok. Think about it, the religon that is associated with Mardi Gras, the same religon that Madonna could not get kicked out of, we like to drink, fornicate, and go to church twice a year. sounds like a good deal to me.