Anyone wanna fuck the Ice Cream Man?

With that sexy uniform and the way he rings that bell.. most definately.
 
MaximusPhalicus said:
Explodes in your mouth, and not in your hands?

'xactly.

Plus there's something oh so erotic about "Pop Goes the Weasel" or "Turkey in the Straw"...
 
Ice Cream Man - Tom Waits

Clickin' by your house about two forty-five
With Sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
I got a big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind

'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, baby, I'll be good to you.

If you missed me in the alley, baby, don't you fret
Come back around and don't forget,
When you're tired and you're hungry and you want something cool,
Got something better than a swimming pool

'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.
'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you.

Well if you see me coming, you ain't got no change
Don't worry baby, it can be arranged
Show me you can smile, baby just for me
Fix you with a drumstick, I'll do it for free

'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, and I'll be good to you.
Be good to you, be good to you,
I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, and I'll be good to you
I'm your ice cream man, and I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man, and I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man, and I'm your ice cream man ...

:heart:
 
It's the way those tunes seem to produce kids.......they just appear. I never saw them before, where did they come from and what do they want? They scare me. They're trying to take over the world.
 
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