Anyone seen Betty??

ABSTRUSE

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Betty is my muse.
She seems to have taken leave of me, not that I blame her. I think Muses need alone time as well...to recharge or something.
Betty came to life in my novel, as you can see:

I like to think I have a guardian angel. I never thought of Sophie as getting the job. The universe could never handle it. No my angel is different. She’s not the chubby, floating cherub or the ethereal thin and blonde kind with the huge wings. No, my angel is like those Balinese carved flying figures. She is in an array of brilliant colors with exotic eyes and painted toenails. Her wings detach from her body. She speaks no English but it’s okay. We understand each other perfectly. I’m just happy to know she’s there.
I know she’s there even though we don’t talk much. If she wasn’t I would probably be dead now. There were so many close calls that could never be explained. Someone had to be watching out for me. Her name is Betty, my choice not hers. Her real name is probably unpronounceable and she seems to like Betty. Is it wrong to call my Balinese guardian angel Betty? No. What is wrong is naming a Rottweiler Candy or Mindy. No offense to the Candys and Mindys out there.


Betty isn’t just my guardian angel; she’s also my muse. When Betty is up and running with ideas she’s amazing. At times it feels as though she packs them into my head and then uses a ramrod in my ear as if she’s loading a cannon. Other times it’s like the over packed suitcase she has to sit on to close. Of course there are plenty of times when she’s off somewhere and my head is so empty I can actually hear the tumbleweeds rolling around in there. There was a year or so after I graduated from college where she was gone so long I asked to see ID when she returned.

When Betty is with me she is resolute. At these times she stands by me even when my mood is intolerable or I’m just plain lazy. She will needle at me until I at least write one line or paragraph. I love her most when she makes me go outside and observe nature. She points me in the direction of vast mountain ranges, the stretches of beach or the silent forest. She will point out the tiniest details in a flower or the colors in a fish’s scales. I’ve found myself observing the flora and fauna with such intensity that I’ve been drenched in downpours, burned by the sun and covered in a blanket of snow.


So you can see why Betty is important to me.
She has a big job for a small muse. I think even Betty's tolerance can be pushed to the limits with me at times.

She did message me. She basically told me....Hey dumbass, it's a beautiful day out today and there you sit in your sweater drinking coffee and smoking. I know, I know, the house needs to be cleaned, laundry and dishes need to be done..but....the sun isn't going to stay out until you ready for it nor will the flowers stay in bloom until you sweep the kitchen floor.
Beauty surrounds you and inspires you, you don't need me to point that out, you have eyes don't you?


I hate when she's right.

And another thing... she's persistant... there are stories out there waiting to be told if you just listen. Life is all around you, things are happening. Get off your fat ass and go forth unto the world. I'm going to go work on my tan.

I love Betty, she doesn't shit around. I think I need to give her more credit. She infuses little ideas and visions into my thoughts. If I ignore them too long she kicks my brain to remind me there is a reason for them being there.

You have an artist's soul. She says. Be bohemian. Be free.

I think I shall do just that. I owe Betty a cappucino.

Does anyone else have a personal relationship with their muse(s)? Have you hugged them today?

~Abs~ :rose:
 
This thread is a little scary. Oh I know there's only one post on it so far (or there was when I began typing a reply), but it's trying to put the tone of the first post together with the person who posted it.

Abs, and muses ? I have trouble saying the two words in the same sentence. It's like the sun coming out in the middle of the night, ot the rivers running backwards up into the hills.

I'm jealous. I used to have a muse. What happened to her ? Did I ignore her once too often, thinking I'd cracked this writing game and didn't need her any more. If so it was a bad mistake. cos now, when I need her most, she's nowhere to be seen. I know it's my fault, but I couldn't write to save my life at the moment, at least nothing that I could be really proud of.

So if anyone has a Betty to spare, would they send her over my way. This time I'll treat her so much better, promise.

*hugs*
Chris :rose:
 
I don't so much have a muse as I have a theme park in my head. Rides, exhibits, shows, street performers, all bustling and calling out, wanitng one more bit of attention and another seat filled.

I move around the park, each time like the first time, oohing and aahing and trying to go to 8 places at once. And there's always something new, somehting different. A new player in a show, a new script, a new character walking around greeting people, and as I try to focus on one then four more call out to pull me away.

And even as I Sit sometimes just looking around and trying to catch a breath, ther eis so much inspiration that I know I can't share it all, but maybe just maybe I can let a few people in at a time and say "You have to try this ride... Its awesome".
 
Feed the Muse...

if you feed her, she'll keep coming back... like a cat... :cathappy:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Betty is my muse...
Does anyone else have a personal relationship with their muse(s)? Have you hugged them today?

~Abs~ :rose:

I don't know if I have a muse, but I have The Editor. I wrote an essay about him when I returned to seriously writing several years ago, because he was the one thing limiting me and preventing me from doing anything.

If my muse is personified, I suppose it would be a cat sitting in the window sill, glancing at me from time to time and then deciding to take a nap.

Thanks for telling me about Betty, though. I'm sure she's just at some interstellar Muse conference and she'll be showing back up with a Lei around her neck and an empy glass with a paper umbrella sticking out of it any day now.
 
I love Betty, always have.

My muses are male and most of their stuff is not for public consumption, which is why I write dirty stories here.

They will come if I call...sometimes they won't go away. I don't mind.
 
Lucky you... My muse won't tell me her name.....

If she had i could call her... She went somewhere for sometime a while ago... I wish she would come back....

well, maybe not... the last time she was here I wrote 50k worth of words in 10 days... my fingers still hurt... my head felt like it was stuffed with pepper and would explode if i didn't empty the words out fast enough. The only problem is I'm stuck with three and three quarters of a five part story....

I open it occasionally and write a line or two and then I close it... sometimes I open it just to read it... I make small corrections and then close it....

I hope she's have a great time on her vacation.......

*sigh*
 
Betty is pissed because I didn't go outside like she wanted me to...yikes!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Betty is pissed because I didn't go outside like she wanted me to...yikes!

Betty is going to make you write tripe.

Just watch.

*points a shaking finger*
 
Recidiva said:
Betty is going to make you write tripe.

Just watch.

*points a shaking finger*
I'll end up writing soft drink jingles or infomercials.
 
Recidiva said:
She's going to make you write "Dawson's Creek" Fanfic.

That's just cruel.

But I suppose "Gilligan's Island" fanfic would be a worse fate.
 
Recidiva said:
She's going to make you write "Dawson's Creek" Fanfic.

with yourself in love with one of the main characters but you are all anthropomorphic animals.

And the only thing even resembling dawson's creek will be the character names.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
with yourself in love with one of the main characters but you are all anthropomorphic animals.

And the only thing even resembling dawson's creek will be the character names.

"Pacey the Dolphin"
 
"Dear Diary. It's me, Jen the squirrel. It's been so hard collecting nuts lately here by the Creek. Our lives seem to change so fast."
 
Recidiva said:
"Dear Diary. It's me, Jen the squirrel. It's been so hard collecting nuts lately here by the Creek. Our lives seem to change so fast."
You're good.

Your muse is animated, isn't she?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I'm frightened, there might be dolphins and breed mares amuck.

This is what happens when you don't do your chores, young lady.

"Oh, there's going to be a dance! I'm so excited. But I dropped the note that said who I wanted to ask me and I can't find it! What will I do!?"
 
ABSTRUSE said:
You're good.

Your muse is animated, isn't she?

Oh, no. This is just what my muse wants to make you do for being a bad girl.

He knows it will make your eyes and your fingers bleed.

And then you'll have to clean the blood up.

I think he's in cahoots with Betty.
 
Recidiva said:
Oh, no. This is just what my muse wants to make you do for being a bad girl.

He knows it will make your eyes and your fingers bleed.

And then you'll have to clean the blood up.

I think he's in cahoots with Betty.
Betty is a rabble rouser.
 
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