Anyone jacking off?
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Currently angered yet strangely aroused by a minor plumbing problem, and wondering why I feel moved to call inanimate fixtures all sorts of filthy, misogynistic names. Sure I'll do some soul searching about that after I have a beer and empty my balls. 
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We are on Literotica. I would hope that there would be at least several people enjoying the pleasures of stroking their thick, hard cocks...
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On lit now I am hard so let me cover my cock in oil then step into the shower. Oh I love stroking in the shower
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While on your knees in front of me?I want to watch
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lubed hand and wanna do that!
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Some free time + hard cock = fun
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try to force myself to do it here in a while. It's a strictly prophylactic procedure, mind you--my primary care physician tells me it's good for my prostate. So I don't intend to enjoy it at all. But here's to good health!
paul466
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I feel a health kick coming on! Like, uh, now!
Mropietaylor69
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I'm with you, to health. Now I just need a great women to share it with.
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Well, you certainly came to the right thread for that. Mmm. . . .
Well, Joe Bob, how's the health thing going?
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Ha! Thanks for asking, Dani. My most recent self-examination indicated a normal-sized and properly functioning organ. But I should probably check again, just to make sure.
Oh, and I had some brown rice and leafy greens for dinner--I'm sure that's really what you were concerned about.
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Ha! Thanks for asking, Dani. My most recent self-examination indicated a normal-sized and properly functioning organ. But I should probably check again, just to make sure.
Oh, and I had some brown rice and leafy greens for dinner--I'm sure that's really what you were concerned about.
LOL....not quite.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Okay, okay . . . I'm currently having a heart attack, even as I type this, but my cock is still hard. Wanna chat?
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