Anyone in Michigan?

[hermitage]

Cheat on your spouse in Michigan and spend life in prison?

DETROIT, United States (AFP) - Philanderers beware: spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison.

And not the emotional kind.

The state's appeals court recently ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail.

"We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we reach here today," Judge William Murphy wrote in a unanimous Court of Appeals panel, "but we are curtailed by the language of the statute from reaching any other conclusion."

"Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in the state's criminal code.

Michigan still lists adultery as a felony, although no one has been convicted of the offense since 1971.
Nobody really expects prosecutors to go after cheating spouses. But the ruling has the local legal community twittering about its genuine intended target.

One theory floating around the courthouse is that the judges were taking a jab at the state Supreme Court, which has decreed that judges must interpret statutory language adopted by the Legislature literally, whatever the consequences.

Many other states allow judges to reject a literal interpretation if they believe it would lead to an absurd result.

Judge Murphy wrote that he encouraged "the Legislature to take a second look at the statutory language if they are troubled by our ruling."

A spokesman for the attoney general, who publicly admitted to adultery in November, declined to say whether they would press for legislative amendments to make it clear that only violent felonies involving an unwilling victim could trigger a first-degree CSC charge.

"This is so bizarre that it doesn't even merit a response," Rusty Hill said.
The appeals court decision involved a man convicted of trading prescription painkillers for sex.

In an attempt to increase his jail time, prosecutors used an obscure provision of the state's criminal law to charge him with criminal sexual conduct, which occurs whenever "sexual penetration occurs under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony."

Frighteningly hilarious...

 

[lipsofanangel]

I'd heard about that on the news the other day (I live in the Lansing area) and couldn't believe that. I guess it's a good thing that my relationship isn't legal in this state to start with, huh?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

sheesh!

Guess I can't have that affair now, huh?

Now they just need to change the punishment from a prison term to genital mutilation...

Crazy judges!

 

[hermitage]

What I understand – actually tried to – from the news article is that something squeaks in the judicial system, and spiteful, by-the-book mood has set within. I don’t think that the lawmakers in Michigan would let the clock tick back to the eighteenth or so century, but if you happen to get a ticket for not wearing a veil, then things got more spiteful and booky than anyone could imagine. LOL.

 

[carrie-on]

*Raises my hand* I am..is it still legal if i got married in another state? Or if i have an affair in another state? I'll have to remember this! LOL

 

[rgraham666]

Whaddya wanna bet the people behind this legislation are part of the 'small government' crowd?

 

[hermitage]

*Raises my hand* I am..is it still legal if i got married in another state? Or if i have an affair in another state? I'll have to remember this! LOL

*Raising my eyebrow* Ma’am, I strongly recommend to keep your extra-marital affairs out of our state jurisdiction and out of your mind for that matter. (Aah, those devil-tempted loophole seekers...*shaking my appointed head, eyeing her butt*)