Anyone have any quotes/maxims that they live their lives by?

[LondonLucy]

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week” — Tracy Jordan

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

God is first...
All others are second...
I am third...

 

[kellyt1994]

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week” — Tracy Jordan

Love this one. 30 Rock was such a quotable show.

I'm not dressed for that, Jack
You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

 

[kellyt1994]

"Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night."
- Tom Robbins

 

[kellyt1994]

"We must all hang together or most assuredly, we shall all hang separately." - the Cat of all Cats Benjamin Fucking Franklin

 

[deft]

Never cross the streams.

 

[Apisto42]

Fuck it, this too shall pass.

 

[munch2much]

Yes. And they are very annoying.

 

[cheekygirl75]

"Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night."
- Tom Robbins

Still Life with Woodpecker?

 

[Pad_Foot]

“Do unto others as you would have done unto you”

Works out nicely in the bedroom

 

[Noor]

“ no more musicians “

 

[Pad_Foot]

“ no more musicians “

Have you tried a brass player?
Buzzing lips
Double tongues
Staccato
Great mastery of three fingers

 

[vandelayatx]

Stay Alert. The world needs more Lerts.

 

[ccs29745]

Ladies first
Respect others unless they disrespect me
Make it a better place when you leave than it was when you arrived.

 

[kellyt1994]

Make it a better when you leave tab it was when you arrived.
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I know the bartenders love that one.

 

[ccs29745]

Make it a better when you leave tab it was when you arrived.

I know the bartenders love that one.
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I type too fast sometimes and phone doesn't pick up on it. I fixed it so it's not so confusing.

 

[kellyt1994]

Oh, it wasn't confusing. I'm just a smartass when I drink. If only there was some cure for sassiness.

 

[kellyt1994]

A fool and his money are always welcome. - Mae West

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you're not involved, keep your opinions to yourself.

 

[Jordan90]

Focus on systems, not goals. You'll get there faster.

 

[Naughtylo]

A lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. X

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Pussy's will never be hero's

Don't be a cunt

If that doesn't work get a bigger hammer

 

[CuriousRick]

If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.

 

[kellyt1994]

Dance with the one that brung ya.

 

[Your_enigmatic_escape]

Don't worry about tomorrow because if it doesn't come, you didn't have anything to worry about to begin with.