Thinking Like a Conservative

[Rightguide]

Can you imagine how many terrabytes of data they have squirreled away about those phantoms of members past? Just so they can search it for quotes taken out of context.

Honestly, at this point their hard drives probably look like a government warehouse from Indiana Jones, just rows of dusty quotes stored forever, waiting to be misused by someone with too much free time and not enough brain cells. Some of those bytes terra hole in their backsides.

 

[schism666]

Not everyone has necrophilia like you. Chill out, he said his mom has died.

it's not necrophilia. charlie is dead too.

 

[AnomalyLady]

it's not necrophilia. charlie is dead too.

Obsessing about ghosts having sex isn't much better.

 

[Rightguide]

Not everyone has necrophilia like you. Chill out, he said his mom has died.

He rolls dem bones

He's tried romance with a skeleton, oh, what a blunder,
Every hug left him black-and-blue under.
No warmth, no cushion, just rattles and cracks,
Hard to get cozy when you’re stabbed in the back

 

[JohnEngelman]

MAGA sheep are fake conservatives and fake libertarians. The defining characteristic of MAGA sheep is their eagerness to embrace authoritarianism.

The MAGA Boys never claimed to be libertarians. They want Trump to run as a dictator so he can inflict suffering on all the people they hate.