Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Man with a car on his head?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?






Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?





Douglas.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Man with a car on his head?

Jack

 

[lingus60]

Man with a wig?

Aaron

 

[lingus60]

Man just been scratched by his cat?

Claude

 

[NorthernCardinal]

A man with no arms, no legs on his back in the middle of the ocean?
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Clever Dick

 

[SmoothTalker80]

A man with no arms, no legs on his back in the middle of the ocean?
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Clever Dick

I don't have legs on my back. I clearly haven't lived.

This guy would also be called Bob

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I think we know all the names of men with things on their heads. This evening has been an education!

 

[lingus60]

It's just an interlude to while away the hours between bins, Harry Potter, food, inuendo etc, until something really exciting and interesting pops up.... (that's a cue btw)

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I'm sure there's plenty of things popping up due to this website

 

[lingus60]

Or maybe it's just time for an early night's kip

 

[Anastasia1999]

What do you call a girl who lives between 2 houses?
















Elaine.

 

[Saltfountain]

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Take all my money!



Bravo sir!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

What do you call a girl who lives between 2 houses?

Ally?

 

[Saltfountain]

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his arse?

Warren

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Oh my god, we can do
[SPOILER]spoilers[/SPOILER]

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his arse?

Warren

50? Shit.....

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Oh my god, we can do
[SPOILER]spoilers[/SPOILER]

Well, that doesn't work

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh my god, we can do
[SPOILER]spoilers[/SPOILER]

You can't, apparently...

 

[Saltfountain]

What do you call a girl who can't use spoilers?

 

[Polranny]

dad joke klaxon

I was that tour guide and ,yes, i did lose a few

 

[NorthernCardinal]

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[SmoothTalker80]

I've had quite an interesting night.

I'm on a swingers site, which so far has given me the chance to be ignore by numerous profiles, much like every other dating app so far. They really are soil destroying for single guys who don't have the body of a God, or hung like a horse.

I had a message from a couples profile, the first time I've been messaged first. Excited I opened it, to find an offer for oral sex......with the GUY. Pissed off, I went to bed for a couple.of hours

I then checked the site again, and a couple were asking for anyone available for MMF tonight, and for a while, I was actually in the running. That's the first time I have ever even been considered for a meet.

In the end, they went with someone they already knew, which I absolutely respect, but I now at least have a clean and tidy house, as I went through it like a hurricane in case I got to meet this couple.

 

[joclfc]

Don't know what I've missed hey

 

[Saltfountain]

Smoothtalker speed cleaning his house