Anyone from the UK?

[Anastasia1999]

Obtuse is more fun as a put down
Even if it gets you solitary for a month
“Shawshank”

more fun. Really?

Here‘s a cup of tea. In the face.

 

[Pad_Foot]

more fun. Really?

Here‘s a cup of tea. In the face.

Ouch
“More fun” because most would not even remember it was an angle over 90 degrees, never mind the other meaning
Don’t use it on the warden!

And a guy might take “thick” as a compliment vs an acute complement

 

[NorthernCardinal]

She's dead

Sorry to hear that. Hope your new domme is just as accomodating

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ouch
“More fun” because most would not even remember it was an angle over 90 degrees, never mind the other meaning
Don’t use it on the warden!

And a guy might take “thick” as a compliment vs an acute complement

Blunt. Dull. Unintelligent. Stupid.

How could you describe someone as an angle over 90 degrees? Of course I am going to assume the other meanings of obtuse.

Oh, and it‘s a compliment. Hehehehe.

 

[Wand3rlust]

As I get older, I can't help but remember all the people I lost along the way....

On reflection, I was a terrible tour guide.

dad joke klaxon

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What do you call a Chinese camera man?

...


...


Phil Ming

 

[HornyKatie1979]

What do you call a Chinese camera man?

...


...


Phil Ming

Donkey Joke Klaxon

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What do you call a Chinese camera man?

...


...


Phil Ming

What do you call a donkey with one leg?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What do you call a donkey with one leg?

You have to include the punchline!

 

[Daisy_Love]

You have to include the punchline!

I think the punchline is you, no?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Me Me Me Me Me!

FIFY

 

[NorthernCardinal]

My kitchen is a mess. I feel like my customers violated me tonight

 

[Wriggle]

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A room of blank faces

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What do you get if you cross a donkey with a motorbike?
.
.
.
A YamHeeHawwww

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think the punchline is you, no?

FIFY

I'm so confused. I need a lie down.

 

[lingus60]

This is almost making me lust after bin talk again...
But not wishing to be a spoilsport....
What do you call a guy with a lump of wood on his head?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

This is almost making me lust after bin talk again...
But not wishing to be a spoilsport....
What do you call a guy with a lump of wood on his head?

Edward?

 

[lingus60]

Take a gold star Wonkey.

But what do you call a guy with three lumps of wood on his head?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Edward Woodward

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Take a gold star Wonkey.

But what do you call a guy with three lumps of wood on his head?

Edward Woodward.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What do you call a man with a leaf on his head?

 

[lingus60]

Boom Boom

 

[HornyKatie1979]

What do you call a man with a leaf on his head?

Edleaf

Did I get it right?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Edleaf

Did I get it right?

Haha.

Russell.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

And because I have to disappear, I'll include the punchlines...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.


What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug.


I thank you!