Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

Everything from the fact Elton John is an alien to telling me that humping a leaf blower is a good idea.

I don’t beleaf you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don’t beleaf you

Look I don't beat about the bush. That was terrible. I'd branch out into better jokes.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

This topic has bin and gone

Blown away in a flurry of chat about dunking biscuits ...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Blown away in a flurry of chat about dunking biscuits ...

just say no

 

[Daisy_Love]

Look I don't beat about the bush. That was terrible. I'd branch out into better jokes.

I think you should take a leaf out of my book ya sapling!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think you should take a leaf out of my book ya sapling!!

Oak-ay, that was uncalled for. I apologise to yew and I conker!

 

[justanotherguy80]

Someone make it stop!!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Someone make it stop!!!!

What's up? Good things come in trees.

Don't beleaf me?

 

[justanotherguy80]

What's up? Good things come in trees.

Don't beleaf me?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

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I don't know why. I'm stumped.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oak-ay, that was uncalled for. I apologise to yew and I conker!

Awwww ya wee sap

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Alright, alright. I give up. I know you were all rooting for me but I've decided to stop it.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Alright, alright. I give up. I know you were all rooting for me but I've decided to stop it.

Yup, yer just dead wood!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yup, yer just dead wood!!

I need tree-tmeant.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I need tree-tmeant.

Or a highly skilled tree surgeon!

 

[deft]

This year just keeps getting worse. Wake me up when summer comes, please

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68104699

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

This year just keeps getting worse. Wake me up when summer comes, please

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68104699

He’s tired, let him take a nap

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

This year just keeps getting worse. Wake me up when summer comes, please

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68104699

I know. @Wand3rlust told me. I haven't stopped sobbing yet.

 

[Heidi_UK]

I know. @Wand3rlust told me. I haven't stopped sobbing yet.

Same week Appleton was sacked.

COINCIDENCE?!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

You lot need to get a job or something ... far too much frivolity and banal chat going on, interrupting those of us who are trying to work!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Same week Appleton was sacked.

COINCIDENCE?!

Even Klopp couldn't do anything with Charlton. He's not a miracle worker!

 

[Heidi_UK]

Even Klopp couldn't do anything with Charlton. He's not a miracle worker!

It's a club in need of an old priest and a young priest.

Some kind of...shaman?

Basically, if it even exists in the next ten years I'll be surprised

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's a club in need of an old priest and a young priest.

Some kind of...shaman?

Basically, if it even exists in the next ten years I'll be surprised

Where's Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mc-thingy when you need them?

 

[Saltfountain]

You lot need to get a job or something ... far too much frivolity and banal chat going on, interrupting those of us who are trying to work!

Well I've just finished my last shift, so banality and frivolity are my stock in trade for the rest of the day...

 

[Saltfountain]

Even Klopp couldn't do anything with Charlton. He's not a miracle worker!

With luck Mick Beale will be available for you soon...