Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

Was Jesus weeping because of the prostate massage, or…………?

Weeping from his pee pee hole.

 

[Saltfountain]

Weeping from his pee pee hole.

You've been stimulating your prostate all wrong...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I knew Lit was a bad idea today.

 

[Saltfountain]

I knew Lit was a bad idea today.

Why? What you done?

 

[joclfc]

Are we still talking about dinner?

Ye, well I was

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Evenin' all.

 

[lingus60]

Ditto…..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evenin' all.

Ditto…..

G'evening you two. Had a good Sunday?

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Evenin' all.

Evening Katie, evening all

 

[HornyKatie1979]

G'evening you two. Had a good Sunday?

Not bad thanks. Been out walking the muddy paths today. #NotAEuphemism

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evening Katie, evening all

Hi mate.

Not bad thanks. Been out walking the muddy paths today. #NotAEuphemism

Damn it. Before you said it wasn't a euphemism, I was elbow deep in mucky daydreams.

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Hi mate.

Damn it. Before you said it wasn't a euphemism, I was elbow deep in mucky daydreams.

I still am

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I just this moment realised today is 25 years since my old man won the lotto jackpot. I feel old.

 

[Saltfountain]

Damn it. Before you said it wasn't a euphemism, I was elbow deep in mucky daydreams.

If 'walking the muddy paths' is a euphemism, we're back to scat again...

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Evening all! Hope we’ve all had a good weekend. Currently on the herbal tea again. Still suffering the hangover. Oh dear!

 

[lingus60]

G'evening you two. Had a good Sunday?

G'evening you two. Had a good Sunday?

Good thanks and you?
good long walk looking at the flooded local river

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good thanks and you?
good long walk looking at the flooded local river

It's been a quiet one. As usual, I slept like crap so I've been hibernating today. I'm not a Donkey today. I'm a Kodiak bear.

 

[lingus60]

Is that a bear with an old fashioned camera?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is that a bear with an old fashioned camera?

Good one.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Evening all.
Hoping you're all having a good weekend.
Might finally be coming to the end of this stupid cold!

 

[lingus60]

Reminds me of the old alas Smith & Jones sketch.. kinda lingers

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Pops in to say a quick "hello" before I start work

*Says mantra over and over*
"I will not kill any customers tonight"
"I will not kill any customers tonight "
"I might not kill any customers tonight" ...

I've been resisting thus far. Had a mental day today. Sometimes I do feel like going postal with my cleaver and chopping certain people up.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Well I've peeled my carrots and my spuds are in the oven.....

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Evening all.
Hoping you're all having a good weekend.
Might finally be coming to the end of this stupid cold!

My weekend is tomorrow. It just became Friday night.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I just this moment realised today is 25 years since my old man won the lotto jackpot. I feel old.

How much?