Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

You still sulking @Wand3rlust?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yep. No fucker got me any food, tea, coffee, cake.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Yep. No fucker got me any food, tea, coffee, cake.

I’d have brought you cake, but I ate it…..

 

[Wriggle]

Yep. No fucker got me any food, tea, coffee, cake.

I'm makeing a roast, but you'll need to get here in the next 90mins

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm makeing a roast, but you'll need to get here in the next 90mins

Don’t do it, the last time he invited me for a roast it was not what I was expecting!

 

[Saltfountain]

Yep. No fucker got me any food, tea, coffee, cake.

I told you, you'd have had plenty of offers if you weren't being mardy

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’d have brought you cake, but I ate it…..

You're not helping

 

[Saltfountain]

You're not helping

Making me smile

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm sensing a lack of sympathy here

And frankly, I'm disappointed.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm sensing a lack of sympathy here

And frankly, I'm disappointed.

I am sympathetic but I’m also trying to brush these cake crumbs off me

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm sensing a lack of sympathy here

And frankly, I'm disappointed.

Really?

Am I gonna have to come and tickle those icklr feetsies?

 

[joclfc]

Yep. No fucker got me any food, tea, coffee, cake.

It's a bit far for me to bring you dinner

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's a bit far for me to bring you dinner

Well.... thank you for the gesture.

Empty as it is.

 

[Saltfountain]

You're gonna wear that button out, angry oompa loompa...

 

[Saltfountain]

If you want to start the Moyes out chants @Wand3rlust, I'll join in...

Can't stand the dour cunt

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you want to start the Moyes out chants @Wand3rlust, I'll join in...

Can't stand the dour cunt

Now you're just being mean. I was trying to ignore the footie.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You're gonna wear that button out, angry oompa loompa...

Sorry. I came out in sympathy with our fearless Hammerite.

 

[joclfc]

Well.... thank you for the gesture.

Empty as it is.

3 hours by train, be a bit cold when it got there

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

3 hours by train, be a bit cold when it got there

Are we still talking about dinner?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Who is volunteering to come give me a back massage?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Who is volunteering to come give me a back massage?

Are you more than 3 hours by train, because it will be cold otherwise.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Are you more than 3 hours by train, because it will be cold otherwise.

I said a back massage, not a prostate one. Jesus wept...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Was Jesus weeping because of the prostate massage, or…………?

 

[Saltfountain]

Now you're just being mean. I was trying to ignore the footie.

Not at all. Was a genuine offer. Moyes nearly destroyed my club.

I hate the cunt with a passion

 

[Saltfountain]

Sorry. I came out in sympathy with our fearless Hammerite.

There's a surprise