Anyone from the UK?

[Anastasia1999]

It’s decidedly central to the equator and surrounded by water.

Ok I am going to go with Australia mate??

 

[lingus60]

It’s decidedly central to the equator and surrounded by water.

A yacht?

 

[Innocent302]

I love how we talk about weather instead of sex. Fifteen years in Cambridge and I still laugh at women swapping knowing looks when men discuss incoming fronts with baffling enthusiasm. We've got all these words for rain but go silent about bedroom preferences. Sometimes I think half the marriages here started with mutual excitement over unseasonable temperatures. Weather chat, our weird damp foreplay. Feels like home.

 

[LittleGreene]

How else should foreplay start without a long range forecast?

 

[harryp1882]

it’s going to be wet in the midlands

 

[Innocent302]

How else should foreplay start without a long range forecast?

I'm hoping for a nice, steady 'high pressure' front leading to a glorious, but controlled, 'overflow' later on.

 

[Fufumberuk]

It's been wet, dry, close, clammy in Derby. A true mixed bag.
Wine in the fridge.... Who's joining me?

 

[deft]

It's been wet, dry, close, clammy in Derby. A true mixed bag.
Wine in the fridge.... Who's joining me?

In the fridge? No ta.

 

[LittleGreene]

It’s been running very hot and wet here. Frustratingr everyone . No chance to get out and frolick unfortunately

 

[deft]

It’s been running very hot and wet here. Frustratingr everyone . No chance to get out and frolick unfortunately

Indoor frolicking?

 

[harryp1882]

It’s been running very hot and wet here. Frustratingr everyone . No chance to get out and frolick unfortunately

A nice frolick in the rain

 

[jonnoback]

A1 wet. M25 wet. London was wet. Dry now.
I need to get out more,..
But I did manage a pub lunch

 

[Ironfan]

Rather warm and absolutely soaking here in Lincolnshire now..........and the weathers not great either

 

[Innocent302]

Rather warm and absolutely soaking here in Lincolnshire now..........and the weathers not great either

Oh my, all hot and bothered, with a distinct possibility of a delicious downpour eh!

 

[StrentWriter]

I wish it was a Yacht! I am in the Caribbean, undisclosed location, surrounded by tons of couples in yikes level speedos and bikinis and here I am, in a stork patterned shorts, attempting to write an erotic novel. What’s the point? Everyone else is living it except me XD

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I wish this storm would just happen already.

 

[SirSparky]

From Essex here. So bored with being stuck in a hospital bed for 8 weeks. Any UK listers preferably female want to hit me up for a chat to pass these lonely days that are blending into one. Don't even know what day it is lol

 

[jonnoback]

From Essex here. So bored with being stuck in a hospital bed for 8 weeks. Any UK listers preferably female want to hit me up for a chat to pass these lonely days that are blending into one. Don't even know what day it is lol

No hot nurses? My Dad was just in and one utter babe who spent a lot of time telling a guy to ask her out - and that her uncle was an MP - then very kindly sat down and spoon fed a lost old guy with Parkinson’s so he could eat his dinner. That’s what the NHS is for.

 

[SirSparky]

No hot nurses? My Dad was just in and one utter babe who spent a lot of time telling a guy to ask her out - and that her uncle was an MP - then very kindly sat down and spoon fed a lost old guy with Parkinson’s so he could eat his dinner. That’s what the NHS is for.

No not really any hot nurses unfortunately. Although there are a couple that I wouldn't say no to and hope they give me a bed bath each morning. I swear one or two take longer then they should when washing my groin. Also when they take my obs and put on the blood pressure cuff, make my hand touch thoer boob slightly.

 

[jonnoback]

You gotta see…. you never know especially if they are taking just that bit too long…

 

[SirSparky]

You gotta give it a go… you never know especially if they are taking just that bit too long…

Hard to get hard with a catheter inserted tho. But now its removed we will see if I stand to attention hehe

 

[jonnoback]

Hard to get hard with a catheter inserted tho. But now its removed we will see if I stand to attention hehe

Fair point

 

[Worzel550]

Yorkshire here, hiii

 

[jonnoback]

Yorkshire here, hiii

Could have sworn Somerset…

 

[Worzel550]

Could have sworn Somerset…

Was till moved