Anyone from the UK?

I wish it was a Yacht! I am in the Caribbean, undisclosed location, surrounded by tons of couples in yikes level speedos and bikinis and here I am, in a stork patterned shorts, attempting to write an erotic novel. What’s the point? Everyone else is living it except me XD
 
From Essex here. So bored with being stuck in a hospital bed for 8 weeks. Any UK listers preferably female want to hit me up for a chat to pass these lonely days that are blending into one. Don't even know what day it is lol
 
From Essex here. So bored with being stuck in a hospital bed for 8 weeks. Any UK listers preferably female want to hit me up for a chat to pass these lonely days that are blending into one. Don't even know what day it is lol
No hot nurses? My Dad was just in and one utter babe who spent a lot of time telling a guy to ask her out - and that her uncle was an MP - then very kindly sat down and spoon fed a lost old guy with Parkinson’s so he could eat his dinner. That’s what the NHS is for.
 
No hot nurses? My Dad was just in and one utter babe who spent a lot of time telling a guy to ask her out - and that her uncle was an MP - then very kindly sat down and spoon fed a lost old guy with Parkinson’s so he could eat his dinner. That’s what the NHS is for.
No not really any hot nurses unfortunately. Although there are a couple that I wouldn't say no to and hope they give me a bed bath each morning. I swear one or two take longer then they should when washing my groin. Also when they take my obs and put on the blood pressure cuff, make my hand touch thoer boob slightly.
 
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