Anyone Else Want To Fuck Modest Mouse?

[TN_Vixen]

hell, I know I'm not alone in my little bubble-like existance.. I do want Modesto... think he's smart, funny, hot and controversial... so much so that sometimes I just wanna smack him upside the head with a Budweiser can, but...

um, maybe that's too much information?

 

[lilminx]

I used to want to fuck him.

 

[KillerMuffin]

MM and I had phone sex. I highly recommend him.





Well, we discussed politics, but it was like phone sex.

 

[Cheyenne]

He's in a good mood today, too.

Where do I sign up?

 

[TN_Vixen]

MM and I had phone sex. I highly recommend him.





Well, we discussed politics, but it was like phone sex.

bitch. You always out-do me. For God's sake... must I have intimate relations with yayati to get a hands-up?

 

[The Preacher]

Muffin - politics and sex in the one call?

Perfect woman!

 

[modest mouse]

The next all-time thread has arrived.

 

[sunstruck]

hell, I know I'm not alone in my little bubble-like existance.. I do want Modesto... think he's smart, funny, hot and controversial... so much so that sometimes I just wanna smack him upside the head with a Budweiser can, but...

um, maybe that's too much information?

You really do have a specific type don'tcha Vixen. LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

The call went something like this. It's been a while, so I don't remember it verbatim, but this is close.

"Hello?"

"Hi. Is this Muffin?"

"All day."

"What?"

"Nevermind. What's up?"

"This is Muffin, right?"

"Of course it's Muffin. Who else did you give your phone number to in the last five minutes?"

"I don't remember. You don't sound like Muffin."

"I do, too."

"Muffin sounds a little more, I don't know, Muffiny."

"How much more Muffiny can I sound than like myself?"

"Sort of like a cross between Strom Thurmond and Hillary."

"Well now that's a picture to get me all wet."

"Was that sarcasm?"

"Strom Thurmond is 137 years old."

"I meant the accent. You don't sound like you."

"Oh that. I found out that it's easier to use my best midwestern accent than to use my normal accent when talking to yankees cause then I don't get the whole I say something then you say huh then I say something then you say huh then I say something you say that you can't understand a word I'm saying."

"It's not your accent."

"What?!"

"I'm just kidding. You're cute."

"Gee thanks."

"Kinda like Monica on her knees."

"Better than Michael Dukakis."

"That's true. Though some people go in for the monobrow that looks like a badger."

"Not I."

"I'd rather have Monica, too."

"At least she made it in the White House."

"I've got a white house. Just call me Bill."

 

[SpectralDragoon]

LOL KM.

bitch. You always out-do me. For God's sake... must I have intimate relations with yayati to get a hands-up?

You consider that a hands-up? *shiver*

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Anyone Else Want To Fuck Modest Mouse?

You really do have a specific type don'tcha Vixen. LOL

I don't know what you mean! I've not drooled over Dillypop or Dixon, so what's your point.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Vixie, my sweet, if you wanna take Yoyo's virginity, spare me the details. Please.

Yuck.


You know what's seriously fucked up? mm's name is the exact same name as one of my sexiest characters in a story. And I didn't even know it when I wrote it.

Freudian slip?

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Anyone Else Want To Fuck Modest Mouse?

I don't know what you mean! I've not drooled over Dillypop or Dixon, so what's your point.

Gee I, I don't know. lmao.

 

[Cheyenne]

The next all-time thread has arrived.

It has? Where?

 

[*bratcat*]