Anyone else have this problem with their cat?

Sillyman

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When ever I'm masturbating, or just done so, that's always when the cats in the house, even the ones who are normally little psycho-kitties, suddenly start to get really friendly. They want to rub on my and purr, and normally they don't even like me. This is starting to creep me out. Anyone else with this problem?
 
hehehe No, but I have a friend whose cat thinks he's playing (with the cat) when he jerks off and tries to bite it :)
 
This is why I shut the door....giving them toys to keep them occupied....I can't handle when my private time becomes a group event with the kitties
 
WhiteRose said:
hehehe No, but I have a friend whose cat thinks he's playing (with the cat) when he jerks off and tries to bite it :)

:eek::eek:

Yeah, my cat likes to bite and claw things when he gets affectionate. I try to keep him away from that though.
 
letting the cat out

Fine topic Sillyman!

my cat Sam invariably appears, just after I'm er well done er letting my fingers do the walking :eek: and the first thing the little snot does is sniff at my hand (funny how he always seems to know which hand it is) lol problem is he gets really un-friendly on those occasions
 
Re: letting the cat out

MizTabby said:
Fine topic Sillyman!

my cat Sam invariably appears, just after I'm er well done er letting my fingers do the walking :eek: and the first thing the little snot does is sniff at my hand (funny how he always seems to know which hand it is) lol problem is he gets really un-friendly on those occasions

Yeah they want to sniff the hand, same here, and they give me this really puzzled look.

"What is that? What have you bee doing? Is it something I can eat? What the hell is that?:confused: ?
 
Mine seem to hear my BOB and all 4 come runnin like it is play time so I give them cat nip elsewhere in the house and then shut the door!
 
Trade the cat in on a tortoise... you could probably jack off three times and cook a four course meal by the time the critter has made it across the room...:D ;) :cool:
 
Kitte said:
Mine seem to hear my BOB and all 4 come runnin like it is play time so I give them cat nip elsewhere in the house and then shut the door!

Everything is a cat toy. Even those.
 
Tripple Trouble

I have three cats, yes three, and I love them dearly...But every time I start to uhm pleasure myself they all, and I mean all three, come in to the room and climb on top of me. Usually one sits right next to my head, purring, and one on top of my chest, which I am okay with. If they want to be there, I'm not going to kick them out (I am very indulgent with my little animals) but the youngest one is always pouncing on my hand moving underneath the covers. Sheesh. My male cat really likes it when I have sex, too, and my boyfriend usually screams at him and chases him out of the room before we get active. But yes, there do appear to be other people out there with over-friendly felines.

Chicklet
 
scat cat!!

Sillyman said:


Yeah they want to sniff the hand, same here, and they give me this really puzzled look.

"What is that? What have you bee doing? Is it something I can eat? What the hell is that?:confused: ?

I hear you Sillyman, can be really irritating at times.

another thing he does, when I'm reading Lit stories and getting my groove on ;) here he comes jumping up and pounces on the keyboard, and starts licking his paws, of course the pc goes haywire and I lose the story and my groove :mad: must be the scent of something that attracts him, coz cat's noses are sooo good at smells lol
 
I don't have this problem with my cat/s and I'm very affectionate with them too. doesn't occur to me they may be watching me yanking one off or having sex...especially the latter as theres sp much movement going on I couldn't imagine them wanting to get in the way of that.

I have however dumped guys my cat doesn't approve of :)
 
I dont have the problem of my cat getting friendly with me during my time. Her forte is to sit on my back while I am making love.

and she doesnt move. I have claw marks in the back to prove it
 
My cat is real affectionate too. She's a sweetheart. But when I get busy, she just stays away. If she's in the room with me, she'll just watch or ignore me completely. However, when I have a partner and we kick her out of the room, she'll sit by the door and start whining if we've been in there for HOURS. LOL... she's cute though, she'll slide her paw underneath the door as if to remind me that she's still there. Awwwwww... :)
 
...I'll be changing soon but your new one is just too much! Itjust screams cuddlefest...


I also suggest getting any housepets fixed...this should definatelycurb any problem and give your pet a longer and less frustrating life...too many dogs and cats as it is...
 
SXCRgirl said:
My cat is real affectionate too. She's a sweetheart. But when I get busy, she just stays away. If she's in the room with me, she'll just watch or ignore me completely. However, when I have a partner and we kick her out of the room, she'll sit by the door and start whining if we've been in there for HOURS. LOL... she's cute though, she'll slide her paw underneath the door as if to remind me that she's still there. Awwwwww... :)

My sister's cats does that to her.

"Let us in...We're dying...*scratchscratchscratch*...we have to bat at you..."
 
LOL ...

I have no choice but to diddle infront of the cats. I don't like to do that ... cos my oldest give me a look saying ... yer doing that again. I normally go in the bath & play. :D

I can't kick the cats out of my room cos my dad will chase them right back in.
 
MY cats are DEAD. Do you hear me? DEAD.

They died of snake bite and old age, respectively.

But they couldn't have cared less when I was masturbating.

Then again, they were both male and fixed.

Are these over friendly felines of the same or opposite sex, people? lol
 
Anywhere I am .... my two have to be right there with me. They have decided I need to be looked after I suppose.

They refuse to leave the bed when we are making love. And if that loving session happens to have my hands tied to the bed, they use that opportunity to rub their furry little faces on my restrained hand, as if I am petting them.


I woke my fiance up with a blow job one morning, and my big Texas flabby tabby climbed on my back and sat down and refused to be dislodged. Even to the point of using her back claws to hold on when I tried to shake her off.

They also like to sit at the foot of the bed, right between my spread legs. Then stare at us. I think they are taking notes to report to their homeworld.
 
Nope my cat doesnt care what I am doing as long as she gets some attention afterwards. She might sniff & see what I have been doing . but she seems disconcerned. This reminds me of a cute cartoon I saw ..hope you don't mind. ;)
 
When I was having the phone sex,mine would come and jump on me as I was uh..busy. Let me tell ya that Tiger didnt think it was all that sexy when I was owing and ouching as claws dug into my flesh.

Oh and both of mine are spayed and of the female persuasion.
 
I am wondering why this is that cats do this. Maybe they can smell human sex pheromones and they like them. Maybe they enjoy the sexual energy somehow? Maybe, they want to be where the love is. lol

This has me really curious now. Damnit. How am I supposed to find this out? Grrrrr
 
My cat's always give us that evil look when we're going at it. I think it's because we've had them both neutered and spayed. We're so insensitive! :D

When I'm by myself the cats usually try to pounce on me or rub up against me. It makes me feel horrible to have to keep pushing them off the couch/bed, but it's my time, damnit!
 
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