anybody want to come along?

unclej

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in thirty minutes i'm headin' out to my favorite waterin' hole to quaff a few, sit in on a couple of songs with a buddy's band and try out my new holiday pick up line: "Hew, let's play christmas tree. i'm gonna wrap a couple of strands of lights around you and then see if i can figure out how to turn you on."

#1 - any chance of the line working?

#2 - anybody want ot come along? drinks are on me.
 
unclej said:
in thirty minutes i'm headin' out to my favorite waterin' hole to quaff a few, sit in on a couple of songs with a buddy's band and try out my new holiday pick up line: "Hew, let's play christmas tree. i'm gonna wrap a couple of strands of lights around you and then see if i can figure out how to turn you on."

#1 - any chance of the line working?

#2 - anybody want ot come along? drinks are on me.

Hang on while I put on some lippy... I'm hoping someone will untie my ribbon.. what do you think are my chances?
 
well, that's my loss rose. by the way, the fun never stops. i noticed on the package that the fart machine came in that it says, "caution, choking hazard". i put the machine under my business partner's chair in the guitar lesson room and then waited for the right student and blasted 'em both. definitely worth the price of admission.
 
unclej said:
in thirty minutes i'm headin' out to my favorite waterin' hole to quaff a few, sit in on a couple of songs with a buddy's band and try out my new holiday pick up line: "Hew, let's play christmas tree. i'm gonna wrap a couple of strands of lights around you and then see if i can figure out how to turn you on."

#1 - any chance of the line working?

#2 - anybody want ot come along? drinks are on me.

Yes...you will definately need help...
 
ooo, ooo, pick me! i love untieing things. come to think of it, i'm pretty good at tieing things to. ok, let's go.
 
I think you need to make that line simpler, and it might work. I'll think on it and try to get back with you.

:0)
 
hey ram, what's kickin'? now, do you mean i'm gonna need help getting up after i use my line or help gettin' the gals 'cause i'm an old hand at this you know.
 
unclej said:
ooo, ooo, pick me! i love untieing things. come to think of it, i'm pretty good at tieing things to. ok, let's go.

Cool....... maybe we'll both get lucky!!

:D
 
Wiggles said:
I think you need to make that line simpler, and it might work. I'll think on it and try to get back with you.

:0)

what a pretty package...is that for me?
 
unclej said:
hey ram, what's kickin'? now, do you mean i'm gonna need help getting up after i use my line or help gettin' the gals 'cause i'm an old hand at this you know.

both!
 
hey now, what's with the texas dig? our dumb blondes are just as smart as your dumb blondes.:mad:

come on ladybird, i know some real cowboys if you like.
 
ok kiddies, gotta run. eveybody have a good evening and stay warm.
 
I'm so glad I'm not a guy..

You know, you really light up a room. Would you like to wrap yourself around my Christmas tree? (Would you like to be my Christmas tree?)

An angel like you should be sitting atop a Christmas tree.

Your eyes twinkle like the lights of a christmas tree/guiding star.


Ha, good luck!
 
Wiggles said:
I'm so glad I'm not a guy..

You know, you really light up a room. Would you like to wrap yourself around my Christmas tree? (Would you like to be my Christmas tree?)

An angel like you should be sitting atop a Christmas tree.

Your eyes twinkle like the lights of a christmas tree/guiding star.


Ha, good luck!

you're making fun of me...:(
 
Although I dont drink

And it will be a week later, Ill be happy to buy you a drink this coming Saturday. If your up for it.
Actually Ill prolly be locked away somewhere in austin playing this new Uberguitar you are building. Damn I cant wait.
Oh yeah... Could you install a Jeff Beck button on it? Thats the button that when I am not sure what to play it plays what Jeff Beck would automatically.
 
Hey, j...

I'm not jabbing at those TX beauties...lol. I say light 'em up anywhich way you can.:D
 
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