any requests?

[autumntwenty3]

So a friend is in from out of town and we're rptty drunk. I've lurked here a while and I told her we should put on show for my bf. but I haven't been with a women since college. BF lurks here and suggested we come for suggestions.

Any ideas? We're down for anything. both 20, slim, horny as hell.

 

[cowslinger64]

So a friend is in from out of town and we're rptty drunk. I've lurked here a while and I told her we should put on show for my bf. but I haven't been with a women since college. BF lurks here and suggested we come for suggestions.

Any ideas? We're down for anything. both 20, slim, horny as hell.

Both of you come over here and fuck my brains out. I'll direct all the action.

 

[janeyl]

So a friend is in from out of town and we're rptty drunk. I've lurked here a while and I told her we should put on show for my bf. but I haven't been with a women since college. BF lurks here and suggested we come for suggestions.

Any ideas? We're down for anything. both 20, slim, horny as hell.

Could you cook me an omlette? i haven't eaten for hours and need something to soak up the alcohol...

 

[autumntwenty3]

both ladies, btw

 

[Peaches1990]

I have some ironing needs doing it. BTW keep your clothes on while u do it, please.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Paint my house?

 

[janeyl]

I have some ironing needs doing it. BTW keep your clothes on while u do it, please.

bugger...I wish I'd thought of that...now I've got to ask me ma...or GA...

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have some ironing needs doing it. BTW keep your clothes on while u do it, please.

I thought me ironing was our own little private role play....I am hurt you can so easily allow someone else to do it for you.....lol

 

[IhateClowns]

Sounds kind of hot. And you say you are both slim is that right? Nice. I am in. I have a suggestion but I am embarassed to say it. I am kind of the shy one around here. I tend to keep things tame. But the fact that you are 20 and SLIM...well now I want to help. Hmmm what should I have you to lovely slim ladies do....

 

[BradBigBrain]

Could you cook me an omlette? i haven't eaten for hours and need something to soak up the alcohol...

That sounds good. If you're cooking one up for Janey, would you make me one? I like cheese and lots of veggies. Hell, make one for yourselves while you're at it. You'll be hungry after your chores.

 

[cowslinger64]

Am I the only horny one here?????




You people are laming up the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[janeyl]

That sounds good. If you're cooking one up for Janey, would you make me one? I like cheese and lots of veggies. Hell, make one for yourselves while you're at it. You'll be hungry after your chores.

I get the mushrooms though right?

 

[IhateClowns]

I am horny and they are slim so.....

 

[BradBigBrain]

Am I the only horny one here?????

You people are laming up the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. I thought they meant something else. My bad.

I get the mushrooms though right?

Absolutely. those go on yours.

 

[janeyl]

I am horny and they are slim so.....

Slim what?

Chance of actually being female?

 

[Peaches1990]

Sounds kind of hot. And you say you are both slim is that right? Nice. I am in. I have a suggestion but I am embarassed to say it. I am kind of the shy one around here. I tend to keep things tame. But the fact that you are 20 and SLIM...well now I want to help. Hmmm what should I have you to lovely slim ladies do....

You whore!

 

[Peaches1990]

Slim what?

Chance of actually being female?

Fuck! Does that make me a bloke too?

I'm the real slim shady

 

[Peaches1990]

I am horny and they are slim so.....

It's a valid criteria.......

 

[IhateClowns]

Slim what?

Chance of actually being female?

You don't think there are drunk 20 year old slim women who want to put on a show for a bf? They lurk here and realize this is the best place to post a thread like this? How doesn't tha make sense?????

 

[janeyl]

Fuck! Does that make me a bloke too?

I'm the real slim shady

Yeah, but that turns me on cos if you are, there might actually be a chance of girlsex...

 

[janeyl]

You don't think there are drunk 20 year old slim women who want to put on a show for a bf? They lurk here and realize this is the best place to post a thread like this? How doesn't tha make sense?????

Darling, it's 11pm here. which means it is a maximum of what? 6pm over there? Probably earlier other places? Only the Brits are big enough lushes to be drunk at that time of the day...

 

[Peaches1990]

Yeah, but that turns me on cos if you are, there might actually be a chance of girlsex...

This gender bender is confusing to a gurl/bloke Don't that have cam sex sites for this shit?

 

[janeyl]

This gender bender is confusing to a gurl/bloke Don't that have cam sex sites for this shit?

Bugger...no wait...aren't they offering girlsex?

You're chucked peachilicious...i got me some new girlfriends

 

[Peaches1990]

Bugger...no wait...aren't they offering girlsex?

You're chucked peachilicious...i got me some new girlfriends

I need to slut myself up some

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I need to slut myself up some

Me, too....I have to start living up to the sluttiest AV on Lit.