Any bitches want beat the fuck up?

I really don't know if you're looking for someone to beat you or someone to beat.

In any case, hop over to the Personals, this forum is for discussion only. And with your spelling and grammar it doesn't look like you're up to any discussion.

Good luck.
 
I really don't know if you're looking for someone to beat you or someone to beat.

In any case, hop over to the Personals, this forum is for discussion only. And with your spelling and grammar it doesn't look like you're up to any discussion.

Good luck.

Remove da stick from up your ass and maybe you live longer.
 
Remove da stick from up your ass and maybe you live longer.

Learn to speak like an intelligent human being and you may get to live with more than your hand. You're not on some fap-boy porn site. You're on a website that's dedicated to erotica, which is WRITING. Most people here have some standards for communication skills. Whereas you can't even accommodate polite redirection without sounding like an uneducated cretin.
 
Learn to speak like an intelligent human being and you may get to live with more than your hand. You're not on some fap-boy porn site. You're on a website that's dedicated to erotica, which is WRITING. Most people here have some standards for communication skills. Whereas you can't even accommodate polite redirection without sounding like an uneducated cretin.

Well then I guess Mark Twain would not have been welcome since he did not use the Queens English. Douche.
 
Hahaha what a wanker. Slap me up mate, see how far youse get, doubt you could handle your own cock.
 
I would like to seize upon this opportunity to entreat the ladies of somewhat sullied social reputation who participate in this forum to join me in a favored dalliance of mine. Should any of you share my affection for roughhousing, please contact me at your earliest convenience. My appetite has, indeed, been whetted.

Regards. :rose:
 
Despite my reputation being CRYSTAL clear, I'll consider your proposal Mr Ben.
 
I would like to seize upon this opportunity to entreat the ladies of somewhat sullied social reputation who participate in this forum to join me in a favored dalliance of mine. Should any of you share my affection for roughhousing, please contact me at your earliest convenience. My appetite has, indeed, been whetted.

Regards. :rose:

You, sir, win one internets and make me regret a little bit that I'm engaged :p You must be rewarded in some manner....

*presents with a platter of e-cookies* cookies alright? Or do you prefer brownies?
 
Let me guess, someone told you Fifty Shades of Grey made them hot and that it contained BDSM, so you thought this was an easy route to get some and be an abuser as well. If you know how to read, I suggest you educate yourself on what BDSM actually is.
 
I'm down for dat.

Love smackin around some bitches.

Hahaha! Remember when we smacked around those "bitches" that night in 2007? Gee willickers, that was the bee's knees!

Also, when you had too many "Seagram's Escapes Jamaica Me Happy's" that night???? And begged me to put that stick up your ass, so you'd "live longer"?

Good times!
 
Oh god, this turned out even better than I thought it would when I read the OP... :D
 
Admittedly, it's not really my area of interest, but I am sure there are plenty of "bitches" that would beat "the fuck" up. Best of luck on your search! :rose:
 
Deep Green Eyes...you seriously crack me up. You have commented on a few threads I have been reading and it has been a treat to read your posts lol
 
So Wiggerboi has now hit every thread. I have to give him credit for getting on and making a disparaging statement dedicated to the audience and proclivities of that thread. Very Puck-ish.

Too bad intelligence like that is wasted on a person.
 
Not trying to be a racist, but is wigger suppose to be a play on words?

"wigger" is indeed supposed to be a play on the word "nigger". Essentially "white nigger". It's used for individuals of white descent who pretend to being gangsta. Like, oh, some white kid who's grown up middle class but really likes rap music and tries to act like he's from "the hood" and brags about fake "Street cred" and the like. You get the idea.
 
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