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[Problem Child]

Literotica Jeopardy- answer in the form of a question.



1) six to eight times a day.


2) It usually splashes.


3) Reddish-pink.


4) Helmut.


5) I've never done that.


6) Bean burritos.


7) My dog Ralph.


8) Lithuania.

 

[lavender]

 

[lickerish]

Literotica Jeopardy- answer in the form of a question.

1) six to eight times a day.
What is.. the amount of times I have to force myself off of Lit?

2) It usually splashes.
What is.. KR's head after the KO?

3) Reddish-pink.
What is.. my nipple? (hey, you asked)

4) Helmut.
What is.. that Lang person

5) I've never done that.
What is.. interact P.C. on a thread?

6) Bean burritos.
What is.. something my father should never~ EVER eat?

7) My dog Ralph.
What is.. what my cat Bob ate?

8) Lithuania.
What is.. someplace I will never be?

 

[miles]

1) six to eight times a day.
What's half as many as 12 to 16 times a day?


2) It usually splashes.

What happens when you don't lift the seat?


3) Reddish-pink.
What color will you always find on the inside?


4) Helmut.
Whose surname sounds like Nat King's?


5) I've never done that.
How did Bill Clinton answer every question asked by the Grand Jury?


6) Bean burritos.
What makes your ass turn the same color as #3?


7) My dog Ralph.
Whose ugly mutt is that, Norton?

8) Lithuania.

What pathenger ship did the thtinking Germanth think during World War I?

 

[Barb Dwyer]

miles, ith that your final anther?

1) six to eight times a day.
What is the number of times Britney Spears changes clothes, makeup and navel rings?

2) It usually splashes.
What is Sparky's morning constitutional?

3) Reddish-pink.
What's the color of a chicken that has been choked six to eight times a day?

4) Hel-mut!
What do you say after your mangy, mongrel of a dog takes a dump on the new carpet after eating the pot roast you were cooking for dinner?

5) I've never done that.
What is - take on the entire Pacific fleet during shore leave in one weekend?

6) Bean burritos.
What is the funniest thing you can think of to board up in the wall of your ex-boyfriend's house?

7) My dog Ralph.
What is the easiest phrase to belch out after a 6 pack of Bud?

8) Lithuania.
(with apologies for plagiarizing D.P.) What are the lyrics to the new theme song for this thread?

Oh, Lit is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
Unless you're from Lithuania.

 

[Dillinger]

I assume, Alex, that one needs to phrase their response in the form of a question...

1) six to eight times a day.

What is the number of times a day you need to change a babies diapers? (Interestingly enough - also how many times formula fed babies need to eat. Coinky dink or not?)

2) It usually splashes.

What does thunder do around a tree? You see - trees are targets for lightenings. Due to the low conductivity of woodn a thunder usually splashes on the sides of trees.

3) Reddish-pink.

What color is the flower bearing the name Allium ostrowskianum?

4) Helmut.

What dumbass photographer said he'd never photograph naked women again? (Helmut Newton)

5) I've never done that.

(We talking I or you? You or me? I as in PC or I as in Dill? Or I as a purely grammatical concept? Or I as a metaphysical entity?)

If its I as in PC... "What is supply the answers to these questions"

If its I as in Dillinger... "What is take a piss off of the top of Mt. Everest"

If its I as in a purely grammatical concept... "What is... Been you."

If its I as a metaphysical concept. "What is ignored the universe."

6) Bean burritos.

What is not served at the Passover dinner?

7) My dog Ralph.

What is a classic example used in a demonstration of teaching the uses of the Java programming language in distributed computing?

<H2>If the session object "My dog"
is still around, this value will be
non-null:<H2> <H3><li>Session value for
"My dog" = <%= session.getAttribute("My
dog") %></li></H3> <%-- Now add the
session object "My dog" --%> <%
session.setAttribute("My dog", new
String("Ralph")); %> <H1>My dog's name is
<%= session.getAttribute("My dog") %></H1>
<%-- See if "My dog" wanders to another
form --%> <FORM TYPE=POST
ACTION=SessionObject2.jsp>

8) Lithuania.

Vilnius is the captital of what country?

 

[Problem Child]

Damn..I figures Dilly would be the one to slip metaphysical in there at least once.

 

[Mensa]

1) six to eight times a day.
How many times a day does one take a piss?

2) It usually splashes.
What happens when you do take one?


3) Reddish-pink.
What colour urine do you get nervous seeing?


4) Helmut.
What is the first name of the urologist you consult?


5) I've never done that.
How many days have you gone without breaking wind?


6) Bean burritos.
What usually causes it?


7) My dog Ralph.
Who gets the blame for it?


8) Lithuania.
What do you talk about to distract people from your indiscretion?

 

[scylis]

i'll take My Dog Ralph for $100, PC.

 

[nasty]

6 to 8 times a day
Multiply by 2, and your still not even close to as many times I think about sex a day.
It usually splashes
When you take a shit
Reddish-pink
Head of my cock
Helmut
What you wear on your head for protection
I've never done that
Had sex
Been burritos
Cause "natural" gas
My dog Ralph
Who I blame gas on
Lithuania
Some place in this world

 

[Starfish]

Just having seen this, I decided that I'd bite, even though it isn't what I really want to bite.



1) six to eight times a day.
Ideally, how many times Sparky lets out some wind


2) It usually splashes.
My fins when I hit the water.



3) Reddish-pink.
Do I need to send you a close up pic to remind you?


4) Helmut.
Helmut Newton, Helmut Kohl, Helmut Lotti, Helmut Lang Parfumes, Helmut Amann

5) I've never done that.
Fucked a man in the butt with a strap on. That will soon change.

6) Bean burritos.
Gaudelupe Style


7) My dog Ralph.
My dog's name is Bosco, not Ralph


8) Lithuania.
At least their Basketball team got some Grateful Dead tee shirts for their team shirts. They have to be okay if the Dead hooked em up.

 

[Mistress]

Literotica Jeopardy- answer in the form of a question.



1) six to eight times a day.
How many times I have to tell people at work that NO, we do not have any new Beanie Babies in yet.

2) It usually splashes.
Piss


3) Reddish-pink.
My skin after a day in the sun.


4) Helmut.
Helmet spelled wrong.


5) I've never done that.
Been arrested.


6) Bean burritos.
Only thing I will eat from Taco Bell, and was my main source of food when I use to not eat meat.


7) My dog Ralph.
If I had a dog, I would say this whenever the bastard would puke on my floor.


8) Lithuania.
A place I have never been, and don't plan on going.