Answer this....

[tonyzee23]

last one for today..

1. If all of your ex’s gathered in a room what would they agree was the best thing about you? How about the worst?

lol, they all should relize by now who i am and what i can do and would all kill to get me back, bitches can walk.

2. If your lover/crush posted pictures in the amateur pic thread would it bother you? Would there be certain things you wouldn’t want them to show? If you had a thread and they told you that they were uncomfortable with it would you stop posting to it?

nope, but then i could post too, stop posting do you think i'm ugly already?

3. Men what sex toy would it turn you on most seeing your lover use on themselves? Women same question.

i am a sex toy

4. Steak or Chicken?

steak

5. Do you like to take naps? If taking a nap with your lover/crush how to imagine you would both be positioned?

yes, sometimes, i prefer to nap onthe couch, not much room for two

6. Do you like hands used during oral sex? Do you use them when giving it?

getting yes, firm grip on her head and hair, and holding her tight when i cum, when i give it, in and out, over the clit

7. What does your desktop (screen wallpaper) look like right now? Feel free to post a picture of it.

work stuff, nothing exciting

8. If you could dress your lover up in a Halloween costume what would it be?

street whore would be fun, maybe belle from beauty in the beast, and I can be the beast..

9. Name one person on lit besides your lover/crush that you admire.

none, sorry no one to really admire, but if you want me too pm me and maybe i will. lol

10. Are you scared to fly? On trips do you prefer to drive or fly?

no, love to fly

11. When riding in a car with your lover/crush who would drive most often?

i like to drive when i know where i'm going, she is horrible at navigation so on car trips she drives i point the way.

12. If you could be forgiven for one thing in your life, what would it be?

nothing i wish to mention, i am still paying for it.

13. Would you rather have a partner that was jealous or extremely laid back?

laid back would be easier, she's jealous of everything.

14. If you could change the ending of one movie you have seen what would it be?

umm usual suspects could you an all girl orgy scene, but signs ending could have done without the religious crap and been a greater movie

15. If you had to name one thing a mate could do to assure that you would leave them forever what would it be?

go psycho on me so i'd have to hurt her.

16. If you could put a new tattoo on someone you know, who would you pick, what would it be and where would you put it?

could use mine, i'll get them one day.
or as the joke goes, a pretty woman's face, on my wife's face. lol

17. If your house were haunted by the ghost of one famous person from history who would you wish it to be?

umm savanna if she could touch me, else umm shakessphere (sp sorry)

18. If you could gain or lose weight in any one part of your body, where would it be?

add 5lbs to my cock but only if it made it bigger and fatter (not bad as it is now. lol) umm probobly stomach

19. If you had to name the grossest thing you have ever put in your mouth what would it be?

had some crap my wife my made once, spit it out into the sink and amost threw up cause something was bad in it

20. Have you ever used whipped cream in bed? If yes how? Would you do it again?
yes, well what do you think you do with whip cream in bed?

 

[~Dream~]

QUESTIONS

1. If all of your ex’s gathered in a room what would they agree was the best thing about you? How about the worst?

lol, they all Have TRIED to get me back for my "ORAL' expertise alone lol ---the worse is that I am NO darn good with checks ,period!

2. If your lover/crush posted pictures in the amateur pic thread would it bother you? Would there be certain things you wouldn’t want them to show? If you had a thread and they told you that they were uncomfortable with it would you stop posting to it?

nope..I think He is sexy as hell however chicks best understand that LOOK is not = to TOUCH lol.....and If Master asked me to stop ,I stop posting ,period

3. Men what sex toy would it turn you on most seeing your lover use on themselves? Women same question.

Master is gonna get a "vibrating egg" mmm I cant wait

4. Steak or Chicken?

Chicken ..

5. Do you like to take naps? If taking a nap with your lover/crush how to imagine you would both be positioned?

yes, for me at my age it is a necessity ,I imagine my head nestled on His chest listening to His heartbeat..

6. Do you like hands used during oral sex? Do you use them when giving it?

getting yes, mmmm all over me and when giving I maintain my firm grip onthat shaft=hell yeah!

7. What does your desktop (screen wallpaper) look like right now?

IT'S always the ocean ,or waterfalls,sine I'm a Pisces and all lol

8. If you could dress your lover up in a Halloween costume what would it be?

mmmm Just as himself but I'd put Him in black leather outfit with a top hat and whip(to be used on me ,of course)

9. Name one person on lit besides your lover/crush that you admire.

sorry gotta make it 4..Angelofsex,CHurchydom ,Ghost's amaris,and Kayte

10. Are you scared to fly? On trips do you prefer to drive or fly?

You will ONLY get me on a plane if I am "drugged' or dead hehe hate it

11. When riding in a car with your lover/crush who would drive most often?

Dream DOESNT drive,period

12. If you could be forgiven for one thing in your life, what would it be?

Leaving my children in InDIANA with their father when I first moved to Michigan

13. Would you rather have a partner that was jealous or extremely laid back?

laid back .. Master DOESNT get jealous ..EVER

14. If you could change the ending of one movie you have seen what would it be?

City of Angels--I didnt like it that she died at the end=damn!

15. If you had to name one thing a mate could do to assure that you would leave them forever what would it be?

cheat on me..or betray my trust..

16. If you could put a new tattoo on someone you know, who would you pick, what would it be and where would you put it?

I'd put it on Churchydom ,it would be the roadrunner to remind him of the days we use to race for post and I'd put it on His left butt cheek lol

17. If your house were haunted by the ghost of one famous person from history who would you wish it to be?

Abraham Lincoln

18. If you could gain or lose weight in any one part of your body, where would it be?

I would say gain inmy breasts but Master says they are perfect so ... hmmm

19. If you had to name the grossest thing you have ever put in your mouth what would it be?

beer that had been sitting overnite=ewww

20. Have you ever used whipped cream in bed? If yes how? Would you do it again?
yes, well what do you think you do with whip cream in bed? again and again and again =yummy!!



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[SecretScribe]

Amber's set #5
1. What intimate act are you most in the mood for right now?
fucking her senseless for hours, starting by ripping her clothes off, pushing her down on any available flat surface and licking her pussy to a juicy orgasm, turning her over and fucking her hard from behind to another orgasm ... then turn sensual and start making love to her until she could stand no more ... that's what I'm in the mood for right now!

2. Describe yourself sexually in three words only using the first letter of your Lit name
sensual, seductive, serious

3. Do you like rough sex?
Depends on your definition of rough ... yes, I enjoy some of the milder forms of "rough sex"

4. Whose AV would you love to lick?
None, however if the subject of the AV were present in RL, then M.

5. Your Lit crush, if you have one, could you love them or is it strictly sexual?
I not only could, I do love her, very deeply

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no ... at first mental glimpse ... possibly

7. Dominate, Submissive or both?
Dominate with just a tad of curiousity concerning Sub

8. If someone disrespected your lover would you let them handle it or would you step in?
my lover would handle it until she requested my help ... or it just got too out of hand

9. Could you be completely monogamous?
yes

10. Whose voice makes you crazy with desire (can be a celebrity).
My crush, such a "fuckme" voice

 

[SecretScribe]

Amber's set #6
1. Your favorite body part on yourself?
my shoulders

2. Your least favorite?
my feet

3. Who is someone that you think is truly beautiful?
I can't name anyone (to me this would require personal knowledge of the person and thier personality, besides mere physical beauty

4. What perfume/cologne do you wear?
typically nothing, Aramis or Old Spice on those occaisions that I do

5. Favorite Animal
cats

6. Name three people (can be celebrities) that you would love to just hardcore fuck
(Only three? three??? ... hell there are more than three just on TC!!! ... so I won't name anybody other than NG just to make sure I don't offend anybody!)

7. You’re mood this week… Fuck me…Fuck off .. Or Fuck You.
all three, god damnit!

8. Dirty talker in bed?
didn't use to be ... getting way more so in the last year or so

9. Fisting yes or no?
for me??? get a life!!, for a partner ... if they wanted to then I'd do my best and be very enthusiactic ... but very carefully given the lack of experience

10. When was the last time you came? To what?
36 hours ago, (to what???? don't understand the question)

11. How many people honestly are you fucking, cybering, or having phone sex with from lit?
2

12. Has anyone from lit heard you cum?
yes

 

[SecretScribe]

lady_deanna's set #1

1. Do you put spare change in the charity buckets or your pocket?
sometimes in the buckets

2. PC or Mac?
PC (actually ... unix is my real preference)

3. What do you listen to while driving?
NPR, blues, rock, jazz, folk/celtic

4. Leather, denim or lace?
(presuming you mean on my lover) ... lace without a doubt!!!

5. What's your favorite thing to do on your day off?
Sex ... for an extended period of time

6. If you could travel anywhere, where is first on your list?
Scotland

7. How many piercings do you have (and where?)
none

8. Is cybering or phone sex cheating?
it can be ... phone sex is more likely to be cheating

9. Are you in love right now?
God, like you wouldn't believe!

10. Does your Lit crush know how you feel about them?
Damn straight she does, I tell her every chance I get

 

[SecretScribe]

Amber's Set #7

1. Describe your penis/vagina using only one word for each starting with the letters... T ... S....N..
turgid, smooth, needy

2. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
LOTR ... not even a contest (books mind you)

3. Have you ever tasted your own cum? Describe it?
yes, thick, gluey

4. What makes you cum the hardest?
role-playing scenarios

5. Name the most recent thing said to you that made you wet/hard immediately.
"take me"

6. Men ..boxers or briefs..women thong or not?
boxers, preferably

7. Do you like to give spankings? Do you like be spanked?
yes, and sometimes

8. Complete
Hard ________ cock
Soft ________ breasts
Smooth ________ pussy lips
Rough ________ times

9. Do you like foreplay or like getting right to the sex?
foreplay

10. Describe the best cyber you ever had…no names necessary.
frankly .. I haven't time to tell this one

 

[CelticDreamer]

Well this is an interesting thread and that is for sure.

 

[SecretScribe]

Amber's Set #8

1. Men: do you like to cum on a woman’s face? Women: Do you like that?
Never done it. If she wanted me to I'd consider it but I personally think there are lots better places!

2. If you could get 50% more one of these without any ramifications what would you get...Better Looks..More Money..More Intelligence?
More money

3. Do you like anal sex?
Yes

4. Who seduces your mind the most?
my crush

5. If you could decide what will be written on your gravestone, what would you have inscribed?
"Too many computers"

6. If you could have been any person from history who would you want to have been?
Andrew Carnegie

7. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month who would you choose and why?
Amber ... to fulfill her Gorean fantasies

8. If you could have sex with two people simultaneously who would you pick?
M and J

9. If you lit crush asked to meet in person eventually would you consider it?
Yes!!

10. If you could watch your lover/crush have sex with anyone else in Lit who would it be?
J

11. Has anyone on lit tried to blatantly fuck you through pms that you didnt know? how did you respond?
No

 

[Pseudomoniker]

NEW QUESTIONS

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?

6) What do you think you smell like?

7) What is your earliest childhood memory?

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?

 

[Freya]

Re: NEW QUESTIONS

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?
Marcia I guess - she was the more calm, less whiny one

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?
I picture of an asshole - hands in it peeling it open

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?
8

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?
I sleep heavy, but wake up easily

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?
King size - I like to cuddle but I like the freedom to turn and move

6) What do you think you smell like?
Fruit

7) What is your earliest childhood memory?
Running into a fence and chipping my front tooth

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?
I'd probably explain it as something like adult time - I mean it's not like you can tell a child that young the gritty details

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?
God, I don't watch TV. Maybe Ally Mcbeal when Robert Downey Jr was on it - or ER with Geroge Clooney or the greek guy

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?
Rosie Redbreast

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?
They'd be on the floor so fast

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?
10

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?
3 minutes

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.
hmmm, I can do it for a while as long as I alternate my hands and tongue with my mouth - but I'd say no longer than 15-20 minutes tops before it gets tiring

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?
Garlic or onions

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?
Let them know they are paying the bills - ask them why they need that kind of stimulation

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?
Mountains for scenery but beach for warmth

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?
Not very

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)
Oh god - hundreds

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?

 

[SecretScribe]

Still catching up ... jeez!

Ambers Set #4
1. favorite color?
blue

2. Favorite food?
bar-b-que

3. Can you dance?
yes

4. What activities did you participate in in highschool?
football, track, chess

5. Where do you live? (LOL no home address or anything)
Denver, CO

6. If you won $1000.00 what would you buy first?
A ring

7. Do you persue the opposite sex like a tiger or a teddy bear?
neither fits real well, but of the two, a tiger

8. Are you in love with someone secretly and they don't know?
no, they know

9. Do you have pets? what are their names?
sadie, boo, blanca, pippin, and princess

10. Associate the first word that comes to mind with each of these words....

Beautiful roses
Sensual seductive
Amazing NG

 

[naughtygirl]

Re: NEW QUESTIONS

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why? *Confession: I never really watched the Brady Bunch so I wouldnt be able to give a good answer to this.

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet? *a friend of mine (male piggish friend) sent me a short video clip of a woman blowing a horse, and the horse ummm..ejaculating. I gagged and wretched when I saw that.

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido? *8...9 might be pushing it a bit..

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper? *depends on if Im going through a bout of insomnia...

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed? *king size, more room to maneuver into various positions

6) What do you think you smell like? *cigarettes and either "honey and milk" body wash or "Clean Cotton" perfume that I wear

7) What is your earliest childhood memory? *since its a bad one, Im skipping this one

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them? *probably explain that it was an adult form of affection that two GROWN UPS who love each other very much do...trying to make it as simplistic as possible

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress? *hmmmm, NYPD Blue...that black hottie cop YUM!!!

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard? Nimrod...swear to God...Israeli dude I knew in NYC..he swore to me that was his birth name...second would be Donald Hymen, a published poet I dated for a brief time there as well...just always struck me as funny to see his name in print

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do? *honestly, I would get pissed. but knowing that I have done this once to someone...I would calm down cause I know when I did it, I didnt know where in the hell it came from myself!

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into? *oh to be a size 12 again would make me sooo happy
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm? *well, seeing how they are the only choices...sex for 45 minutes without an orgasm...dont need to cum for it to feel really fucking fantastic

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically. *20 minutes approximately (never timed myself)... I think after that my jaw is shot...but I try to avoid this by mixing it up when it starts aching, so I can go longer

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable? *dont know about that one...he came close with this vinegar sauce he was using for dipping...but it wasnt intolerable...and I think my cigarette breath definately cancelled that one out

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do? * I have had this happen and damn did I pitch a fucking fit...but only because he was a drug addict and I paid for the phone. I promptly put a block on the phone and then tried to get the money out of him...unsuccesful, so I paid it out.

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains? *very hard one for me...I love mountains...but i also love the ocean...toss up!

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members? *pretty comfortable to an extent...no dirty details though....

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind) *maybe about 10 right now, just got a webcam, so I expect that number to grow

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?

 

[redelicious]

Re: NEW QUESTIONS

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?

*Jan....always on the outside looking in "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!!!"

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?

*this one guy showed me his beastiality collection

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?

*8

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?

*generally light

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?

*king

6) What do you think you smell like?

*soap? *perfume?

7) What is your earliest childhood memory?

*the big SC blizzard of 72 (lol). First memory of snow.

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?

*Mommy and Daddy were just hugging

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?

*well, I would choose an actor first off....dunno maybe Remington Steele? I don't watch much tv.

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?

*new a kid named Reality...more odd then funny.

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?

*say...."WHO?????????"

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?

*8 or 10

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?

*would rather have the orgasm...have enough sex eithout orgasms, ty very much

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.

*don't know....never has been an issue

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?

*no clue...

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?

*HIGHLY unlikely! But as long as I am not paying for it, I guess that's his problem

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?

*depends on my mood

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?

*not

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)

*not that many..the ones on my computer are generally of my son...I am the one who takes the pics

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?

 

[SecretScribe]

Amber's Set #9

1. Who is your favorite author?
That's real hard .. Have to go with C.J. Cherryh

2. If you could only kiss one person the rest of your life who would it be? Do you think you could do it without kissing anyone else for rest of your life or would need the variety?
It would be M. ... and I wouldn't need any more variety

3. What is the most erotic part of your lover’s/crush’s body?
her pussy

4. Do you like biting during sex?
yes, lightly

5. If you could have only one part of your body massaged every day what part would you choose?
shoulder/neck

6. If someone was hitting on your lover/crush in a bar without them wanting and the person was persistent to the point of making them uncomfortable and made a physical sexual advance, that you saw from across the room how would you handle it?
I'd head over immeadiately, grabbing every friend I saw ... I'm pretty confident she could take of the problem herself but it wouldn't hurt to just be in the vicinity

7. If you could change one thing about your face to make it more beautiful what would you change?
a better beard

8. If you were to confess to how many people you have honestly been in love with what would the number be?
three

9. Name the top three most important qualities in a lover?
sexuality, humanity, empathy

10. What is one thing that secretly annoys you about your lover/crush?
I am sure there will be something in the future, but at present there is nothing that secretly annoys me ... however publicly I can get annoyed when she starts worrying unreasonably

11. What is your favorite sport?
college basketball

12. Would you ever videotape your sex and show it to the people at lit?
No. I would video tape the sex but it is doubtful I would show it to anyone other than my lover

 

[SexyAmber]

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?
Jan...because she was always stressing herself out

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?
One that you sent me ya freak of the nerfball

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?
10

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?
heavy and a major sleep walker

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?
King

6) What do you think you smell like?
honey vanilla

7) What is your earliest childhood memory?
Of my brother cutting his arm open on his diaper changer

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?
ugh...prolly say we were wrestling like my parents did

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?
CSI and that dark haired younger guy

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?
Harry Jock

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?
slap them across the face and shove them off me

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?
10

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?
45 with no

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.
45 minutes

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?
Baked beans

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?
listen in with him and give him a bj during it

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?
mountains

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?
with my mom fine..my dad no way

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)
100 i guess

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?

 

[tonyzee23]

Re: NEW QUESTIONS

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?

umm, greg i think, fun at parties

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?

scat, but i only stayed on that site for 1 hour.. lol

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?

4-8 i have libido swings. lol

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?

heavy

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?

king, more room

6) What do you think you smell like?

umm right now a bananna

7) What is your earliest childhood memory?

sitting home with my mom, watching my dad go to work, i think i was 2 or earlier

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?

daddy is treating mommy like a slut cause she likes it now go away

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?

umm some sex show on hbo, and julia roberts would be good if she's any good in bed, else kathreen zeta jones (we all know she puts out)

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?

knew a guy named victor tam in college, we all were assigned computer id's based on our names, his was victam i found that funny

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?

call our her mom's or sisters name when i came

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?

wear a 36 for comfort, can easily fit into a 34

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?

you saying i can't go longer then 3 miuntes?

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.

my tongue usally get tired after about 15 minutes non stop, but i try to mix it up after about 10

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?

nothing really, my breath is usally the problem.. lol
but morninb breath can be really stanky

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?

tap the phones so i could listen in.
or start calling too..lol

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?

mountains

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?

would but none will ask, lol

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)

none, scanner is broken, but use to have about 20

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?
i use a lot too

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Re: NEW QUESTIONS

Since our gracious host has completely tapped out her brain and is going for a refill...I'll pick up the slack this time...

1) Which member of the Brady family do you think you're the most similar to? Why?

**Bobby. Young and innocent on the outside, but a libidinous dynamo on the inside, well hidden. He always seemed to be the most inquisitive one too.

2) What is the most obscene/disgusting thing you've seen on the internet?

**Too many to say. Bangedup.com has stuff to turn *anyone's* stomatch. Maybe seeing an ass with no skin on it ranks up there.

3) On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being highest, how would you rate your libido?

**8 to 9.

4) Are you a light or heavy sleeper?

**It varies. I do wake up a lot though.

5) Would you rather sleep with your lover/crush in a twin size bed or a king size bed?

**King size. I need my leg room.

6) What do you think you smell like?

**A combination of Speed Stick (glacier), Pert Plus, and Irish Spring - Sport Scent.

7) What is your earliest childhood memory?

**Going to a little girl's 3rd birthday party and chasing all the girls around the house trying to pull their hair. Then my mother caught me and sat me down in a chair and I was *soooo* unhappy.

8) If you had a small child..about 3 or 4 years old, and they interrupted you having sex with someone, how would you explain what you were doing to them?

**We were playing a game that only adults can play, and we would talk about it later when she was older.

9) If you could have a guest appearance on any TV show, with your cameo being a shot of you in bed with one of the characters as their lover, which show would you choose and which character/actor/actress?

**I don't really watch it, but Dark Angel, with Jessica Alba. Yikes!!

10) What is the funniest real name of a person you've ever heard?

**Met a guy once named Kermit Studley.

11) If your lover/crush and you were in the throes of passionate sex and all of a sudden they cried out the name of another person... what would you do?

**Tell her to leave, find the namesake of her little fantasy, and not come back and that I hope he was fucking worth it.

12) Women -- what dress size would you like to fit into?
Guys -- what jeans waist size would you like to fit into?

**I like the jeans I fit into now... 32 or 33 inch waist.

13) What would you rather have... sex for 3 minutes resulting in orgasm or sex for 45 minutes with no orgasm?

**sex for 3 minutes with orgasm. I'm a guy.

14) What do you consider an 'average' amount of time to give someone oral sex (non-stop) before it starts to get really tiring? Guys, save the macho bullshit about 'I could do it for hours and hours!!' No, you couldn't, every muscle being exercised gets tired eventually. And women, we already know your jaws get tired after awhile too. Answer this question realistically.

**after 20 to 30 minutes I'd start to wonder on God's green earth what it will take to get her over the top.

15) What kind of food does your lover/crush eat that would prevent you from kissing them (unless they brushed or had a mint/gum) because the scent/taste of it on their breath is intolerable?

**Probably anything I don't normally eat. And that's a lotta things. The more pungent the food, the worse it is.

16) If you discovered your lover/crush calling 1-900 numbers, what would you do?

**Ask why they didn't come to me for that kind of thing. I would only be hurt if we were really involved though. Either way, I ain't paying that bill no matter what.

17) What is more appealing to you... the beach or the mountains?

**The beach. It would probably be warmer (prefer warm to cold) and she would be wearing less.

18) How comfortable are you discussing your sex life with family members?

**I don't. My life is already private, and 'private life' is even more so. But with total strangers, no problem at all.

19) Approximately how many pictures of yourself do you have on your computer? (any kind)

**Several dozen I think.

20) Of the 20 "smilies" listed by default on Lit., which are your 3 favorites or which 3 do you use most often?

 

[Pseudomoniker]

More questions:

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth?

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes?

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more?

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner?

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex?

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time?

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night?

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

--Standing up with your legs slightly separated
--On all fours
--Lying on your back
--On your knees
--Sitting in a chair

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together.

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most?

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them?

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)

 

[redelicious]

More questions:

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth?

*sure..Heck ya

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes?

*wouldn't you like to know?

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more?

*love it

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?

*no opinion, though I probably won't watch

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner?

*Don't bring me down (that is a song, isn't it?)

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex?

*what pet?

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time?

*bedtime is whenever I get my sorry ass in bed...I wake up when my son does.

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?

*I am happy with the current one

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?

*don't have a preference

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?

*no

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?

*nope

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?

*try very hard to muffle my laughter and sneak away unnoticed.

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night?

*drank a bottle of champagne (at least) the day I graduated from college.

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?

*perhaps as a flotation device

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

5--Standing up with your legs slightly separated
3--On all fours
1--Lying on your back
4--On your knees
2--Sitting in a chair

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together.

*litogether works for me

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?

*Jessica Rabbit

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most?

*no real preference

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them?

*KP...yep, we "went together"

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.

*go ahead and strip...you know you want too.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)

 

[SexyAmber]

Thanks Pseudo

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth?
Yes and yes

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes?
Candle

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more?
I like that occasionally…as long as they don’t act like they are drilling my tonsils for oil

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?
Good for them if it makes them happy

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner?
Head like a hole by Nine Inch Nails

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex?
LOL actually yes that bothers me

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time?
2 - 3 am and get up at 6 am

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?
34 D

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?
French is sexy and those valley girl one’s drive me nuts

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?
No not if I didn’t know them

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?
Absolutely

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?
Let them enjoy themselves

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night?
32 shots on my 21st birthday

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?
LOL Yes

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

-4-Standing up with your legs slightly separated
-3-On all fours
-1-Lying on your back
-5-On your knees
-2-Sitting in a chair

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together.
W.E.N.I.S. - We Enjoy Naughty Internet Socialization

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?
Superman

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most?
Lagerfield cologne for men and the smell of autumn..you know that smell

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them?
His name was Baxter and yes

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)
Hmmm- Another one of those sleeping ones on your side that was so cute and you looked almost angelic
__________________

 

[Freya]

More questions:

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth?
Yes and yes.

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes?
Candle

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more?
It's ok as long as they aren't pressing down too hard - I need to have freedom to move my own head.

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades?
Personally I feel they are just a big "fuck you" to society. I have no problems with gays, and no problem with gay pride - but if any other group walked through downtown streets the way gays do during those parades, they'd be arrested.

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner?
Little Willy won't go at least the last time we were together


6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex?
I can't get rid of my fucking cats, even during sex

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time?
Lately like 4-5 am, and up at 11-12 or so.

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be?
I like my size actually

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating?
Australian or Irish
New York

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them?
Depends - maybe if my face wasn't in the shot

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them?
Yes, most likely

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do?
Watch

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night?
Oh god - way too much a number of times.

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it?
umm yes, if there were none of the real thing around.

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

--Standing up with your legs slightly separated 3
--On all fours 5
--Lying on your back 1
--On your knees 4
--Sitting in a chair 2

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together.
Fun fucking festivities in the Falls

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen?
I always kinda thought Snoopy was cute.

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most?
I like certain men's colognes, but honstly don't know what most of them are - except I always liked Drakkar Noir. I love the smell of a clean man - fresh from the shower smelling like soap.

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them?
I had a few, and no I would never have said anything to anyone.

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice)
I like half clothed pics, some things left to the imagination. Leaning against a wall or something, shirt off or opened, pants open at the waist.

 

[naughtygirl]

Great 2nd SET Pseudo!

More questions:

1) If you could give yourself oral sex, would you? Would you cum in your own mouth? *hmmm...if I thought I wouldnt ever get it from anyone else ever again, I would...

2) What is the most unusual item you have used for masturbation purposes? *cucumber (not that unusual I know...)

3) If you were giving oral sex to someone, how would you feel if they put their hands on your head and tried to control the pace more? *I would prefer if the man spoke his wishes instead of "forcing" them upon me...talking turns me on, so that would be to his benefit.

4) What is your opinion of gay pride parades? *love them, attended several in NYC, lots of fun

5) What song would you use to describe your last sexual partner? *Creep

6) Would you find it disconcerting if your pet watched you while having sex? *yes, I do! I have been in the middle of it before and there is Sierra, staring me dead in the face...if I dont acknowledge her she will whine and carry on. Have to tell her to go lay down before she will move.

7) When is your usual bedtime and wakeup time? *as of right now, very late/very late...usual though when Im working is 12am/6:30 am

8) Guys: If you could have any length penis, how long would you want yours to be?
Women: If you could have any breast size, what would it be? *36 D

9) Which accent do you find sexiest? Which accent do you find irritating? *lots of sexy ones...Irish accent ranks among the top...most irritating is a L.I. accent

10) If you were sunbathing naked at a nude beach and another naked beachgoer asked if they could take a picture of you, would you let them? *probably not

11) Your partner tells you to close your eyes. You do. Next thing you know, you're receiving some of the most incredible oral sex of your life. You are *this* close to having an awesome orgasm when you open your eyes for a second and see that it's not your partner going down on you, but a friend of theirs who is the same gender as you. Would you stop them? *not sure...I do have that bi-curious streak running through me but it would depend on other circumstances

12) If you caught an attractive co-worker of the opposite gender masturbating someplace private at work, what would you do? *leave them to it

13) What is the most alcohol you've drank in a day/night? *lets just say I dont remember that night

14) If you were stranded on a desert island with an inflatable doll of the opposite gender (obviously to be used as a sex toy), do you think you would use it? *with no other options, I sure as hell would!

15) Rank the following positions you would want to be in when receiving oral sex from most appealing to least appealing:

4--Standing up with your legs slightly separated
3--On all fours
1--Lying on your back
5--On your knees
2--Sitting in a chair

16) Think up a clever name for a Literotica get-together. *"Dicks, Chicks, and Licks for All"

17) Who is the most attractive cartoon character you've ever seen? *Jessica Rabbit

18) What scent(s) turns you on the most? *Obsession for Men by Calvin Klein...it really really really turns me on

19) Who was your biggest high school crush? Did you ever tell them? * guy named Jason...no, I never told him, he moved away our Junior year

20) Amber and I have posted the most questions on this thread with respect to our same-gendered counterparts. So this is going to be a selfish question.
Guys: Describe the ideal picture you would like Amber to take and post.
Gals: Describe the ideal picture you would like me to take and post.
(not saying it will happen... just wondering what people would like to see if they had a choice) *you and Freya getting it on???

 

[Freya]

Re: Great 2nd SET Pseudo!

*you and Freya getting it on???

Hell, I want pictures of that too!

 

[SecretScribe]

Amber's Set #11
1. Would you masterbate for your lover/crush? Would you like to watch them masterbate? With the given that absolutely no touching would occur between you
Yes and Yes

2. What is one quote that you were always told when you were a child that you try to apply to your life today?
don't remember any

3. Honestly and realistically how often do you think about sex?
That depends on who I with and who I am around ... varys from 1-3 times a day to nearly constantly

4. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17

5. What snack do you usually eat while on lit?
I don't usually eat anything

6. What is your fantasy car?
Not having one ... to be able to do everything via walking or riding a bike would be great!

7. How would your ex lovers describe you in three words?
You would have to ask them, not me

8. What physical characteristic do you first notice in the opposite sex?
Like many guys ... breasts (presuming you can see the person).

9. Are you romantic?
Very

10. Have you ever engaged in a orgy? Would you?
No, probably not

11. Did you ever stay in a relationship because the sex was good?
No

12. If you were to sleep with your lit crush do you think that in reality it would be better or worse than the fantasy itself?
Better

13. Do you cyber? How often?
Yes ... not saying

14. Have you ever been in jail? For what?
Yes and again, not saying

15. If you could SEXUALLY with no strings attached (not love) be with one person on lit who would it be? (First letter of their user name only)
Frankly ... not interested

16. Is there someone on lit you are trying to seduce now? Is it working?
I'm not sure seduce is the right word, but it sure is working!

17. Watch or be watched?
Watch

18. Sex in public places?
Done it

19. If fear wasnt a factor for you, what would you try for the first time?
nothing comes to mind

20. Place in order of importance > first being the most important> Love, sex, money, career, friends, family
love, family, sex, friends, money, career

21. If you could watch two people on lit kiss each other (besides yourself) who would you want to watch?
Oman and Jenny

 

[namah]

First Set answers from me

1. Complete this sentence.
# I have more body hair than anyone else.

2. What are you drinking right now?
# Water

3. What are you wearing right now?
# In office so beige trousers, a Sky blue shirt and a tie.

4. Do you feel you are appealing to the opposite sex? If so what is most appealing about you?
# My eyes and my smile are most appealing I've been told. Also my voice

5. Your favorite actor and actress?
# Brad Pitt and Michelle Pfeiffer

6. What do you normally say when you cum?
# *toes clenched* Unghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

7. Complete this sentence..
# I will never win a contest for my being silent

8. What is your favorite dessert?
#Chocolate mouse or Strawberries and Lychies with fresh cream

9. Is there any sexual technique you have that you always do?
# Missionary and Woman on top are the de-factos

10. How many times have you cum in the last 24 hours?
# 3 times (is it too little???)